TNA’s Jeff Jarrett set to launch official eBay store
Jeff Jarrett issued the following news release today:
He's been known as Double J, the Chosen One, the King of the Mountain, or simply Jeff Jarrett. An 11-time world champion, he is the Founder of TNA and just celebrated his 25th anniversary in the great sport of professional wrestling. And now, Jeff is very excited to offer his fans the chance to purchase some classic memorabilia from his 25-year career!
He's gone into his warehouse and will be offering some unique, never-before-available collectibles from throughout his career, whether it be from his early days in USWA, to his days as Double J in WWF, as the Chosen One in WCW or now as the King of the Mountain in the company he founded, TNA.
As we sort through all of his classic wrestling gear, title belts, wrestling boots, pictures and more to prepare for the official launch, Jeff wanted to go ahead and make available a pre-launch combo pack for the fans that have been asking.
This combo pack features three (3) items from the Slap Nuts era in WCW:
Jeff Jarrett Pre-launch Slap Nuts Combo Pack
- Slap Nuts foam guitar
- Slap Nuts Blvd street sign
- Slap Nuts sunglasses
These are items that have sold for $50 BY THEMSELVES at many of Jeff's personal appearances. But now, as part of the Pre-launch Slap Nuts Combo Pack, you can own ALL THREE by bidding NOW!
Jeff will AUTOGRAPH and PERSONALIZE these items for the winner!
Don't miss your opportunity to own a piece of history!
http://r.ebay.com/zG7V7h
Comments
Finally...all of this damned time, and we are finally able to get our official "Slap Nuts" memorabilia! Remember the great times we had, in the absolute golden years of WC---oh, wait, that never happened, did it? Well at least the phrase "Slap Nuts Blvd." on that sign, that's kind of kitschy, right? That was pretty unique...s#it, it wasn't, was it?
You know...there is actually a market on eBay for used athletic socks and underwear, bought for relatively high prices by gaggles of homebound perverts who apparently do...something...with them. I certainly can think of no reason that Jeff Jarrett won't be just as successful, and that there are strange-smelling people living in dimly lit rooms that will do something with this stuff too. I mean this is the guy who...what was it that he did again?
He founded TNA! There you go---that's enough by itself to...well...f**k it, this is just pathetic, and everybody knows it.
A post-script---doesn't it seem creepy that Jarrett has obviously been hanging on to warehouses full of his own worthless crap for over ten years? Maybe he would have had more luck with N'Sync action figures and Tickle Me Elmos.
Posted by: DumbSmark | July 11, 2011 6:07 PM
DumbSmark's comments on this should be comment of the year!
Posted by: ol' wade | July 11, 2011 9:45 PM