TNA Impact: Kurt Angle-Jarretts story is real, but is it real compelling?
I had high hopes for the story line involving Kurt Angle, Jeff Jarrett and Karen Jarrett, but I felt a bit let down after watching their segments on Thursday night’s TNA Impact.
It’s not that the segments were bad; it’s just that it seemed as if I was watching a typical wrestling angle, and this angle should be so much more than that.
After all, the circumstances involving Angle and the Jarretts weren’t dreamed up by writers in a booking meeting. Karen really was married to Kurt, who brought her into TNA to be an on-air character; there really was something of a power struggle between Kurt and Jeff behind the scenes in TNA; Karen really did marry Jeff after divorcing Kurt; and Karen and Jeff really are raising Karen and Kurt’s kids.
Yet when I watched Impact, none of that reality and raw emotion came across. To me, the wrong tone was set right from the start of the show, when we saw an angry Angle backstage demanding that the production guys play his entrance music before he went out to the ring. If he was really that upset, entrance music should have been the last thing on his mind. After Angle’s music began, Jeremy Borash then introduced Angle right on cue even though Angle coming out for this segment was supposed to be unplanned.
Angle did get teary-eyed during his promo when talking about his kids, but I thought it seemed a bit forced. As for the Jarretts, they came across as wrestling heels rather than real people.
Jeff giving Kurt an uppercut between his legs ala Ric Flair didn’t do much for the realism quotient either. I think any physical interaction between Jeff and Kurt should be made to look as realistic as possible.
Again, none of what Angle and the Jarretts did made for bad television; it just wasn’t anything special. Their program is still in the early stages, however, so perhaps it will be more compelling going forward.
Other thoughts on Thursday’s show:
The ending to the show was like a scene out of a horror movie. While all the members of Immortal and Fortune were beating up Angle in the ring, Abyss walked onto the stage and held his arms out. He then dropped to his knees and fell forward, revealing that Janice – the board of nails – was sticking in his back. Crimson came up behind him and once again announced that “they” are coming on Feb. 3. The angle was campy but I found it to be less absurd than when Rob Van Dam was left to bleed to death after an attack by Abyss and Janice before eventually returning without a scratch on him. ...
The backstage segment with Angle and Flair had me laughing out loud. From a cowering Flair asking an enraged Angle, “Why are you mad at me? I’m your biggest fan!” to Flair making those gurgling noises when Angle was choking him, it was pure gold. ...
Bully Ray continues to do a tremendous job in his heel role. I especially loved how he shoved Brian Kendrick hard into a locker. Shoving smaller guys into lockers is what bullies do, right? ...
The main event, which saw Beer Money defeat Mr. Anderson and Van Dam due to outside interference by Matt Hardy, was good. Referee Jackson James was distracted for quite a while by Jeff Hardy, which allowed Matt to slip into the ring and hit the Twist of Hate on RVD. ...
James also failed to see TNA X Division champion Kazarian using the ropes for leverage when he pinned Jay Lethal to retain his championship. After the second incident involving James, Mike Tenay asked how much longer the learning curve with the young referee is going to last, so it appears that Jackson’s heel turn is imminent. ...
The Kazarian-Lethal match was OK, but I expected more from these two. It didn’t help that they only had about five minutes. ...
The Jeff Hardy-Tommy Dreamer match was serviceable. Perhaps TNA has finally figured out that the best role for Dreamer is to be a mid-card talent who puts over the big stars. ...
Someone in the crowd held up a sign that said “EV2.0 Forever.” That’s the funniest sign I’ve seen in a while. ...
The Matt Morgan-Rob Terry match and post-match angle was almost perfect. Morgan immediately hit the Carbon Footprint to beat Terry in a matter of seconds, and then he put up a heck of a fight before eventually falling victim to a three-on-one attack by Terry, Abyss and Flair. Morgan was booked to look strong, but the fact that he repeatedly turned his back on Abyss every time he got the advantage didn’t make him look very smart. ...
The women’s four-way match between TNA Knockouts champion Madison Rayne, Mickie James, Velvet Sky and Sarita wasn’t bad. James got the win when she pinned Rayne in the non-title bout. ...
The video footage of Jeff Hardy, RVD and Beer Money performing before a large crowd at the New Japan Tokyo Dome show earlier this month made TNA look like a big deal. I’d love to see TNA put together another Global Impact special.







Comments
My wife hates wrestling, so whenever I put it on (usually just TNA these days), she suddenly gets sleepy and goes to bed. This Thursday, however, she was still up, and heard me keep saying "This is so weird. It seems like a shoot." When she asked me what I was talking about, I explained the real life backstory between the Angles and Jarrett. I found it compelling, but the reasonably fake beat down by Jeff was wasted. If anything, Karen smirking while her children's father gets beat up on TV (perhaps in front of their kids watching back home?) may be a thread later. I think Jeff smirking in the background while the Angles hashed it out would have been a good route to go, as well. We'll see. I was intrigued anyway.
Posted by: jon in bradenton | January 22, 2011 8:15 AM
Yea, you have to be careful crossing the real/fake line in wrestling. For example, I thought it was fine for the Matt Hardy/ Lita/ Edge story, but the Angle Jarrett one is a little too real. Matt and Lite weren't married but the Angle's were and had children.
Posted by: Philip | January 22, 2011 8:36 AM
Not to sound like Tipper Gore or anything, but how old are the Angle-Jarrett kids? I can't imagine this is healthy for them.
Posted by: Eric | January 22, 2011 11:16 AM
Th funniest part for me in the show was when Bully Ray was coming to the ring and Brian Kendrick nailed him from behind and threw him into the ring....IN HIS DRAWERS!!! HAHAHA
Posted by: Brandon | January 22, 2011 11:24 AM
I thought this was a decent show. They do need to let some of the matches go longer though.
Funny thing with Bully Ray; they were promoting non-bullying on their show through wrestling advertisements of stoping the hate, yet have a bully on the roster. They should make this a storyline in my opinion.
Posted by: Flair | January 22, 2011 11:33 AM
I was kind of dissappointed that they didn't show footage from their maryland shows. At Upper Marlboro, they said they were taping stuff for Thursday show. Maybe they will show it later.
RESPONSE FROM KE: They said the same thing at the Hagerstown show.
Posted by: Norm | January 22, 2011 12:00 PM
The only part of Angle's opening was the "play my music" part. If only because one of the "suspensions of disbelief" I have NEVER been able to shake in the modern era is when a wrestler enters the ring as a surprise but somehow their music is queued up as if it was triggered by some computer chip implanted in their skull. They tell them to play their music, although one would still wonder why a wrestler would want his music tipping off his presence during a surprise attack, but thats a question for another time.
Also on that TNA is the WORST with the delayed reactions from the in-ring talent when music hits.
Posted by: MechanicalBull | January 22, 2011 12:45 PM
I, too, was expecting a little more out of the Angle-Jarretts confrontation after Karen built it up last week. The run-ins with both Angle and Morgan serve no purpose for me. If there needs to be a run-in then make it one or two guys at the most, 5 or 6 guys doesn't serve to make the baby-face strong, it is just stupid. The Knockouts match lasted 6 minutes. With 4 combatants and Tara outside of the ring, each with issues with one from the other side, you would think that they would need more than 6 minutes to tell the story. At least I do. I wish that Ric Flair would remember how JJ Dillon "managed" the Four Horsemen and then would act the same way. Unfortunately, that wish will never come true.
Posted by: Johnny Valetine was great | January 22, 2011 3:12 PM
kurt angles theme song shud be the last thing on his mind...nice observation.
Brian kendrick was really in pain after he was shoved! Wasnt he? Or maybe bully ray really sold it well.
How is 'EV 2.0 forever' sign funny?
Posted by: hkb | January 22, 2011 3:28 PM
You're a bit harsh on Kurt Angle, I think he's doing good on the mic, with his raw emotions he always reminds me of mickey rourke in "the wrestler" (btw i would be interested to know you're feeling on that movie).
RESPONSE FROM KE: Here are my thoughts on "The Wrestler."
http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/sports/wrestling/blog/2009/01/thoughts_on_the_wrestler.html
Posted by: Exqimo | January 22, 2011 4:32 PM
@Eric: According to wikipedia, the children are 4 and 8 years old.
Posted by: Are | January 23, 2011 1:18 PM
I agree with a comment above...the angle between Angle and Jarrett has to be handled with kid gloves. While we all want to see it, I'm sure the real wounds are still fresh and then bringing Karen in literally throws salt in those wounds. Personally, I thought simply bringing Karen in was intriguing enough. She still didn't get to tell her side of the story which still keeps us all wondering.
I think TNA is seriously pushing the envelope with these three and while I absolutely love it and feel it is the best angle going in wrestling right now simply because it is real, they have to be careful and not allow something break out for real which would end the story immediately.
Seeing how TNA works each week and seeing how they do like to see how far they can go, I think they will slowly take this all the way to the line. Even though their motto is "Crossing the Line," crossing this line may be too much.
Posted by: Nathan | January 24, 2011 11:00 AM
Just because Kurt Angle and Jeff Jarrett's history is presented correctly, it doesn't make the storyline real unless they have the feelings behind the words.
If Kurt and the Jarretts get along well enough that there isn't any true dissention between them, then presenting this story as something it is not would be more fake than creating the same storyline between two other guys.
It sounds like they are just spouting off fake emotions, which (you are correct) is no different than any other wrestling angle.
Posted by: Mr. Sarcasm | January 24, 2011 11:50 AM