WWE Slammy Awards preview

Here are all the nominees and my picks for WWE's Slammy Awards, which will be handed out Monday night on a special three-hour episode of Raw.
My picks (which are in bold) are based on who I think should win, not necessarily who I think will win.
SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR
• John Cena
• Edge
• Kane
• The Miz
• Rey Mysterio
• Randy Orton
SHOCKER OF THE YEAR
• The Miz cashes in Money in the Bank, becomes WWE Champion
• John Cena loses and is forced to join The Nexus
• The Nexus takes out Mr. McMahon
• Paul Bearer turns on The Undertaker
KNUCKLEHEAD MOMENT OF THE YEAR
• Big Show unmasks a bald CM Punk
• Santino Marella gets out-danced by Vladimir Kozlov
• Beth Phoenix eliminates The Great Khali from the Royal Rumble
• Lay-Cool gets beaten by Mae Young
DESPICABLE ME AWARD
• CM Punk sings "Happy Birthday" to Rey Mysterio's daughter
• Sheamus attacks Triple H with a lead pipe while The Game talks about Shawn Michaels
• The Nexus attacks Ricky Steamboat and WWE Legends
• Kane buries The Undertaker alive
HOLY %&^*%&* MOVE OF THE YEAR
• Kofi Kingston hits Drew McIntyre with a leg drop off ladder through announce table
• John Cena sends Batista onto a car and through the stage with two Attitude Adjustments
• Randy Orton delivers RKO to a flying Evan Bourne
• John Morrison dives off set onto Daniel Bryan and The Miz
GUEST STAR SHINING MOMENT OF THE YEAR
• Mike Tyson punches out Chris Jericho
• Pee-wee Herman vs. The Miz
• Florence Henderson kisses The Great Khali
• William Shatner sings WWE Entrances
"OH SNAP" MELTDOWN OF THE YEAR
• Big Show destroys Jack Swagger’s trophies
• Edge destroys the Raw GM’s computer
• Alberto Del Rio injures Rey Mysterio’s arm with a steel chair
• Batista quits WWE
WWE MOMENT OF THE YEAR
• Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels shake hands
• The Nexus debuts and attacks John Cena
• The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels in Michaels’ final match
• Kane wins Money in Bank, cashes in on same night
WWE DIVA OF THE YEAR
• To be determined in a Diva Battle Royal on Monday’s Raw







Comments
No pick for the diva?
The superstar with the best achievements and therefore should be superstar of the year is the Miz - tag titles, US champ, money in the bank winner, WWE champ...
RESPONSE FROM KE: Since the Diva winner will be decided in a battle royal, it could be Mae Young for all I know.
Posted by: MitZi | December 12, 2010 4:26 PM
Most shocking moment of the year?
I know WWE loves their revisionist history but are we really not supposed to remember when Nexus first came out of the crowd, destroyed the heel and babyface, broke down the ring, and knocked out the announce team and ringside crew?
It's probably best that WWE just doesn't acknowledge anything that happened more than an hour ago. Things like this just point out how bland WWE has become.
Edge destroyed a computer? Oh snap!
Posted by: Anonymous | December 12, 2010 4:58 PM
You say "should", are the Slammy awards a work?
RESPONSE FROM KE: I don't get it.
Posted by: William | December 12, 2010 7:10 PM
No match of the Year?
Posted by: Jeremy | December 12, 2010 8:22 PM
My thoughts exactly cept on Superstar. Cena was last year and I doubt even he will get back to back wins.
I think it should be Orton.
Posted by: Leonhart | December 12, 2010 8:44 PM
If Vicky is giving out the Diva of the Year award, then the winner will have to be Kaitlyn.
Posted by: PartiallyDeflected | December 12, 2010 11:44 PM
Kev, you don't think Orton should get Superstart of the Year? I think he's a stick on! I agree with most of the others though. Keep up the great work!
Posted by: Orton.1 | December 13, 2010 11:21 AM
I am AMPED to see who takes down the historic Knucklehead Award. It really could be anyones to win.
Also I am looking for a great last minute stocking stuffer, possibly a zany comedy available on DVD.......Any Ideas???
Posted by: Brian | December 13, 2010 12:26 PM
I hope Nexus debut wins WWE Moment Of The Year. That was the hottest wrestling angle in years.
Posted by: BruceT | December 13, 2010 12:40 PM
I agree with it all except the Knucklehead Moment of the Year. I think it will go to the Big Show simply because they want to promote that Knucklehead movie that he is in.
Posted by: Nathan | December 13, 2010 1:53 PM
Superstar of the year- the Miz
Posted by: sean | December 13, 2010 3:15 PM
The Miz should win Superstar of the Year. He makes the cut by far,in spite of everyone underrating him and calling him the Marty Jannetty. He's obnoxious as hell, but you can't knock the man's accomplishments.
My 6 year old son has been a fan of The Miz since he showed up in WWE. The kid's got instincts. :)
Posted by: Draven | December 13, 2010 3:19 PM
The Diva Of The Year should be Vince.
Posted by: MDP | December 14, 2010 6:49 AM
Wrestling just gets worse and worse. I struggled to watch last night's show.
Posted by: Sean | December 14, 2010 9:07 AM
Are the Slammy awards a work???? Really? Really?? William, Really??
Posted by: Lon | December 14, 2010 4:20 PM
Testing am I banned to post??
RESPONSE FROM KE: Of course not.
Posted by: Bradley | December 14, 2010 9:04 PM
John Cena won 'superstar of the year' as voted for by the fans, so that award isn't fixed.
Other than that I can now see that a lot of the nominations and winners are chosen for storyline reasons.
RESPONSE FROM KE: Yes, you are right about that.
Posted by: William | December 15, 2010 8:31 AM
Pigeon John's "The Bomb" was such an awesome song to use for the "Oh Snap" nomination video but I thought that Batista should've won...
Posted by: brett | December 24, 2010 5:55 PM