WWE Raw: John Cena-Vickie Guerrero exchange highlights entertaining show
With six weeks to go before WWE’s next pay-per-view – the Royal Rumble on Jan. 30 – the company does not have to be in a rush to start hyping it. So on Monday night’s Raw, the focus was on putting together an entertaining stand-alone episode as well as promoting Tuesday night’s special edition of Smackdown, which airs live on USA Network.
Vickie Guerrero played a key role in accomplishing both goals.
Smackdown’s special consultant showed up with her boyfriend Dolph Ziggler in the middle of John Cena’s promo to demand an apology from Jerry Lawler for the fat jokes that he made at her expense during last week’s Slammy Awards edition of Raw.
What looked like a pretty basic segment on paper turned into a memorable one, thanks to the hot crowd in Austin, Texas. Guerrero always gets a lot of heat, but this was off the charts. Every time she began to speak, the crowd wildly booed her. It got to the point where Guerrero was having a hard time keeping a straight face.
Cena was clearly having a lot of fun with the segment, as he kept egging on the crowd. After it became clear that the crowd just wasn’t going to let up on her, Cena basically cut Guerrero’s promo for her. It he hadn’t, the points she was trying to convey would have never gotten across because no one would have been able to hear them.
Eventually, Cena and Lawler began taking turns making fun of Guerrero’s weight. Some of the material was a little lame, but both guys delivered the jokes well and the crowd was eating it up.
This all led to the anonymous Raw general manager making an impromptu match between Cena and Ziggler. After Cena went on to win it, an irate Guerrero announced that she was booking a handicap match for Smackdown pitting Ziggler and her against Cena. That should be quite entertaining, especially if the crowd is even half as enthusiastic as this one was.
Other thoughts on Monday’s show:
The most noteworthy thing to happen on this episode was CM Punk leaving the announce table and attacking Cena with a chair. As I was watching the Cena-Wade Barrett match at the TLC pay-per-view Sunday night, I thought Punk was going to do it then, but I was off by 24 hours. So I suppose this means that Cena is the person Punk was talking about last week when he said that he had a long memory and holds grudges. That’ll teach Cena for spilling Punk’s diet soda. …
The Cena-Ziggler match went nearly 15 minutes and was very good. By hanging in the ring with the biggest star in the company and getting some near falls, Ziggler got a nice rub. …
It was a Nexus-free episode after Cena took out the entire group at TLC. It will be interesting to see what’s next for Barrett and company. …
Cena definitely had the slap coming that he got from Guerrero after all the sophomoric comments he made about her weight. Part of me feels bad for Guerrero whenever she is on the receiving end of mean-spirited humor, but she is a villain and I suppose it just comes with the territory. …
Sure, the opening segment – a parody of Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” with The Miz, Alex Riley, Michael Cole and Angry Miz Girl (sort of) – was silly, but that was the point. I found it entertaining and I have no problem with WWE doing that type of segment during Christmas week. However, the scene did pale in comparison to the one in which Roddy Piper played Scrooge on Tuesday Night Titans back in the 1980s. The odd thing is that it’s “cool” to criticize comedy such as that when it happens, but years later it’s recalled fondly as classic stuff. …
The main event, which saw the team of Randy Orton, Lawler and John Morrison defeat The Miz, Sheamus and Riley, was fun. Lawler, who can still deliver a decent dropkick at 61, pinned Miz after Orton hit him with an RKO. Interestingly, on a night in which there was “A Christmas Carol” sketch, you had a babyface team featuring the past (Lawler), present (Orton) and future (Morrison). …
It was announced that Orton will face The Miz on Smackdown Tuesday night. Since it’s a non-title match, I’m guessing that Orton will get the victory, perhaps with Morrison thwarting any attempts at outside interference by Riley. …
I liked the exchange between Orton and Morrison backstage when Orton told Morrison that he should never trust him. WWE needs to show that side of Orton on occasion just to remind fans that he has an edge to him and is not a touchy-feely babyface. …
So much for a slow build on Melina’s heel turn. After defeating Alicia Fox and Eve Torres in a triple threat match to determine the No. 1 contender for Natalya’s Divas title, Melina slapped Natalya when the champion tried to congratulate her. Personally, I think Melina is better as a heel. …
The women’s match wasn’t smooth, but the finish was cool. Fox had Melina up on her shoulders as Eve was preparing to do a body press off the top rope, but Melina ducked down and rolled through to pin Fox as Eve whiffed and crashed on the mat. …
I enjoyed the Daniel Bryan-William Regal match, which – not surprisingly – featured stiff action and chain wrestling. Regal, who legitimately had a hand in training Bryan, applauded him after the match, although I think Bryan was too busy being kissed by the Bella twins to notice. Can’t say I blame him on that one. …
The match that saw Santino Marella and Tamina defeat Ted DiBiase Jr. and Maryse was fun for what it was. Marella being in a relationship with a woman who is bigger and more masculine than him does have a been-there, done-that feel to it, though. …
One thing I have noticed about The Miz when he does media interviews is that he has “WWE speak” down pat. For example, he always says “superstars” and “WWE Universe” instead of “wrestlers” and “WWE fans.” On the clip of Miz appearing on Jimmy Fallon’s show, Fallon got all excited when he laid eyes on the WWE title belt. “That is the belt!” Fallon exclaimed. Miz didn’t miss a beat, saying, “Yes, it is the title, Jimmy.” …
I’ve probably said this before, but it bears repeating: I’m begging WWE to get Sheamus out of that ridiculous get-up. Perhaps when Triple H returns he will smash Sheamus’ crown and rip apart his robe. …
Once again, WWE made great use of Gail Kim’s talent. She and Mark Henry were shown shooting the bull backstage about how nice it is that The Nexus wasn’t around. Couldn’t she have at least taken Fox’s spot in the No. 1 contender’s match?







Comments
I think it's great that Vickie gets more heat than anyone else on the roster and all she has to do is say two words. She really is a saint.
Posted by: KC Nate | December 21, 2010 2:51 PM
Gail Kim must be gettin' PAID, cause her career is down the drain.
Posted by: gary | December 21, 2010 2:53 PM
Am I the only one that noticed K Millar holding a baby directly behind the announcers table?
Posted by: eric | December 21, 2010 3:26 PM
That segment you mentioned highlights have far "WWE Sports Entertainment" has evolved since the days of "WWF Rock 'n' Wrestling." The WWF's best segments weren't even in front of a crowd (thinking of Vachon's wedding & after party specifically) and back in those days, the crowd was primarily obedient spectators.
Your readers can say what you want against WWE today, but I think this PG change has made for more entertaining episodes. I am impressed with your ability to judge WWE by how well they did what they were trying to do, Kevin, and not dismissing them for what you'd rather see them do.
Posted by: Mr. Sarcasm | December 21, 2010 3:37 PM
The Vickie segment was tremendous! What a crowd. I admit, the jokes got a little much, but the first part with her "attempted" promo was great. She played it well for the first few tries, and then you could see her breaking character to laugh at one or two points when the camera was on Cena. Kudos to her, though, as she quickly recovered.
Surprised that Punk attacked Cena, actually- I was expecting Orton, but he's tied up with Morrison and Miz for a bit I guess. Cena/Punk seems like a weird combo.
Tamina hoisting Santino and carrying him up the ramp was crazy! Loved her Superfly moment, too.
Bryan/Regal was tremendous. Wish they would do more of that "wrestling" and less of that "sports entertaining" sometimes.
Posted by: FLOW | December 21, 2010 4:12 PM
Kevin, does it seem like Zigler's move-set was heavily influenced by old school DX? His "zig-zag" is what the "fame-asser" (Billy Gunn) used to be and it looked like he hit an "x-factor" (X-Pac) somewhere in the middle of the match.
Posted by: Delmon | December 21, 2010 4:27 PM
Sheamus will stop wearing his regal get up just as soon as The Miz takes off his Mr. Rogers sweater.
RESPONSE FROM KE: The difference is that The Miz is portraying an annoying heel, while Sheamus is supposed to be a tough guy heel. Tough guys don't wear funny-looking capes and crowns. It worked for Booker T. because his character had a comedic aspect to it that Sheamus' doesn't have. Just my opinion.
Posted by: Aaron Goldstein | December 21, 2010 4:42 PM
I like Sheamus's outift, he looks like a comic book villain.
I also like John Cena's character at the moment. Last night he reminded me of the Rock, the way he had the audience in the palm of his hand. Maybe he likes performing in the middle of the card, less pressure and stuff, more room to be creative. I guess that's thanks to the Miz...
Posted by: William | December 21, 2010 6:15 PM
Who else found the finish to the divas match extremely funny for some reason?
Posted by: Matt | December 21, 2010 7:28 PM
Agree on the Sheamus-as-Scottish King get-up...it's pretty ridiculous. But really, aren't all the "King ____" outfits and characters?
Is it me or have the crowds been a lot hotter recently? Cena-Barrett, Orton as face/champ and The Miz as champ have seemingly reenergized the live crowds and gotten them more into the action. Throw in a suddenly pretty strong mid-card and strong comedy (for the most part) and Raw has become quite entertaining and interesting most weeks. This Raw was much better than The Slammys - which have never been good for anything but giving Owen Hart a hilarious accomplishment to tout and carry everywhere with him. Otherwise, they're pretty worthless.
Posted by: Jeremy W | December 21, 2010 8:37 PM
Not too excited about Punk vs Cena. Punk isn't even going to get get built up as a threat when he returns from injury and he's already gonna get buried by Cena. Ugh. Terrible.
Of course that said I was surprised by the Ziggler vs Cena match! It went long and was good and Dolph hung right in there! Awesome!!!
Posted by: cowboysmb3dw28 | December 21, 2010 9:28 PM
It looked like Vicki was having a hard time not laughing during that spot with Cena and the crowd. Several times you could see her smile, then have to put her "mean face" on to try to shout over the crowd.
How can I get Tamina and Maryse to walk on my back?
Posted by: PartiallyDeflected | December 21, 2010 10:22 PM
His crown should be made out of chain links and simply have a celtic cross on the front of it where the main jewel should be, and he should continue to carry around that sceptor and actually start to use it for something. I mean, he's a heel after all and he brings it to the ring with him. Hello Finlay?
He doesn't need a cape. So the King attire isn't really an issue that he shouldn't wear it at all, but he should make it fit him a little better. I mean that crown he has looks absolutely stupid. I thought the first one with the big horns on it looked bad, but sheesh.
I wasn't as fond of the Cena/Vikki back and forth, simply because I am so sick of Cena. Nothing changes with him, save for the colors he wears. I wonder if his next color change will coincide with which team wins the Super Bowl?
Jericho needs to come back. The show needs another heel that can deliver on the mic and actually get some heat.
Posted by: TheMythicalOne | December 22, 2010 4:13 AM
The crowd at the WWE shows are the main difference between WWE and the other wrestling companies, I think. On the TNA shows I've watched, the crowds are far less into it than the WWE universe is even on their poor days. The crowd really helps sell the show and the storylines.
Posted by: Are | December 22, 2010 4:31 AM
I thought The Miz promo wasn't great. He's trying to do something like "The Rock", but he's not as talented (The Rock is a natural), and when he's on the mic, it feels like is enjoying himself more than he's entertaining the crowd.
Posted by: Fat Mike | December 22, 2010 5:00 AM
i really wish we could get beyond her weight. she's not fat, and so what if she is? it's really amazing cheap heat, and it's a really bad way to down the heel. it's saying to kids that it's OK to make fun of fatty, because they're hte bad guy anyway.
Posted by: chris | December 22, 2010 7:34 AM
I love how Sheamus exclaimed his status as the only king in the wwe with the threat of "death to the king" at Lawler...who he just ranted to about not actually being a king. Smooth one fella.
I will kind of miss having Punk as an announcer. An announcer hasn't made me laugh like that since Bobby Heenan probably and Punk wasn't even settled in yet.
It's going to be really interesting when HHH comes back. Cena is out of the title chase it seems and once HHH squashes Sheamus, would he then jump into the title picture? I think a refreshed HHH vs the chicken champ Miz would make for some amazing promos. That would put Orton on the far outside with Morrison and there's suddenly way too many faces on Raw. Do they trade some or turn some?
Posted by: James C | December 22, 2010 12:58 PM
The Cena/Vickie segment was brilliant. I can't remember a crowd getting THAT into it in a while.
Posted by: Matthew | December 22, 2010 2:25 PM
Punk will spend the next month getting buried. Welcome back.
Posted by: tom | December 22, 2010 3:35 PM
The Punk / Cena feud has so much potential. It looks as though Punk will question Cena's malicious nature and ask how can the WWE Universe love a man who takes such glee in punishing people, much in the same way he questioned their love for Jeff Hardy.
Punk deserves a main event match at Mania to showcase his talents. I'd love to see the feud culminate in a Bret / Austin style match with a double-turn. But, realistically, I fear Cena will bury Punk much like he did Barrett. Literally, in Barrett's case. . . .
Posted by: Barry | December 22, 2010 3:46 PM
"I love how Sheamus exclaimed his status as the only king in the wwe with the threat of "death to the king" at Lawler...who he just ranted to about not actually being a king. Smooth one fella."
I thought it was even more fun when Sheamus said that line, and a few words later raised his hands and shouted, "Long live the King."
I think he flubbed his line. I think he should have said, "King Lawler is dead, long live King Shaemus!"
Unless that is what he meant by the first, "The King" meaning Lawler. It just didn't translate that well verbally.
At any point, who cares. Nobody that has received the King of the Ring in the recent past has really done much with it. There was King Booker, and then King William Regal, and now King Shaemus. This is ripe for a showdown with the "King of Kings."
I think the last time the KOR actually really meant anything is when Brock Lesnar won it. He actually moved on to become something afterward.
Posted by: TheMythicalOne | December 22, 2010 7:15 PM
I have been bored to tears by RAW every week and I haven't watched any other WWE Show in quite awhile. Count me in as a despiser of the continuous "Super Cena" angle. But, that being said, the Cena-Vicki spot was hilarious and the first enjoyable moment for me with Cena since his start on SmackDown against Taker when he was just signed up so many years ago.
Posted by: Johnny Valentine was great | December 22, 2010 11:47 PM
"The King is dead, long live the King" is a phrase used in monarchies when the old king dies and the new king is crowned. Sheamus acknowledged in the segment that Lawler was the King in the old days, but his point was that that reign is over and a new king is on the throne. He did the lines right, they just probably would have made more sense to a UK audience than an American one.
Posted by: David | December 23, 2010 12:49 AM
One of CM Punk's "smarkish" comments made me laugh the rest of the night. He asked about a petname that Michael Cole used for Santino, and Cole explained that it came directly from the "talk" segment right before the commercial break.
CM Punk replied, "oh *that*, I didn't pay attention to *that*."
Posted by: Mr. Sarcasm | December 23, 2010 10:50 AM
Fat jokes are so passé.
The highlight of the show for me was the superb match between Regal and Danielson (btw Bryan, ease up on the fake tan, dude).
Nothing beats a quality match between two legitimately talented and stiff workers.
Posted by: John | December 23, 2010 10:06 PM
Ziggler's in-ring work reminds me of Mr. Perfect more and more.
Posted by: Whiteburn | December 27, 2010 2:42 AM