Eck, now that idea would get ratings from people outside the wrestling fanbase. Just no mixed tag matches, because knowing Russo, Hulk's new wife would turn on him.

This is a huge swerve.
The wedding will go down on TNA - but as Hulky comes to say 'I Do', he pulls a chair and cracks the woman on the head, leaving her concussed.
Then, as the chair shot renders her unable to defend her honour, Hulk will marry Orlando Jordan instead (is that legal in Florida?).
Finally, a few weeks later, a man nearly as old as Hulk himself will show up on the roof and declare he has evidence that will shock and change TNA forever.

It is later revealed to be a marriage license between Sting and Orlando Jordan, meaning that Hogan's marriage is not valid! Hulk argues with his husband in the ring while Sting laughs and blows kisses at Jordan and throw lollipops to the crowd.

Then Hogan's ex-about-to-be-wife shows up after medical clearance and challenges Orlando Jordan and Sting to a three-way 'Marriage-License-On-A-Pole Match' at the PPV to determine who gets to marry whom.

Challenge accepted but Hulk has to be the Special Referee! What will he do? Who will he choose?

As Orlando Jordan is about to grab the license and be free to marry the old man of his dreams, Hulk uses his metal hip to barge him off the ladder, allowing his ex-about-to-be-wife to claim the license. On impact, it is revealed that the whole thing was a work to get Sting out of the closet, and nothing more.

Anyone still watching shoots themselves out of frustration.

I have just one word:

DAMN!

Did TMZ scoop the St. Pete Times? There was a time when the Bollea personal lives were on the front page of that website every day! I was never a fan of hm and it just gets worse when he is on TV. He talked about getting people in the seats and PPV buys. One way to do that is LESS Hogan.

It creeps me out and doesn't surprise me that Hulk would find a woman who looks exactly like his daughter. I can't wait to read Brooke or Nick's tell-all book years from now.