Comment of the Week returns
After a long hiatus, the Ring Posts Comment of the Week has returned.
Why now, you ask? Well, because a reader who goes by name theorangechimp had me laughing out loud with the comment he (or she) posted in response to the entry "Hulk Hogan reportedly getting married."
That comment has inspired me to consider making Comment of the Week a regular feature again.
Here's what theorangechimp had to say:
This is a huge swerve.
The wedding will go down on TNA - but as Hulky comes to say 'I Do', he pulls a chair and cracks the woman on the head, leaving her concussed.
Then, as the chair shot renders her unable to defend her honour, Hulk will marry Orlando Jordan instead (is that legal in Florida?).
Finally, a few weeks later, a man nearly as old as Hulk himself will show up on the roof and declare he has evidence that will shock and change TNA forever.
It is later revealed to be a marriage license between Sting and Orlando Jordan, meaning that Hogan's marriage is not valid! Hulk argues with his husband in the ring while Sting laughs and blows kisses at Jordan and throw lollipops to the crowd.
Then Hogan's ex-about-to-be-wife shows up after medical clearance and challenges Orlando Jordan and Sting to a three-way 'Marriage-License-On-A-Pole Match' at the PPV to determine who gets to marry whom.
Challenge accepted but Hulk has to be the Special Referee! What will he do? Who will he choose?
As Orlando Jordan is about to grab the license and be free to marry the old man of his dreams, Hulk uses his metal hip to barge him off the ladder, allowing his ex-about-to-be-wife to claim the license. On impact, it is revealed that the whole thing was a work to get Sting out of the closet, and nothing more.
Anyone still watching shoots themselves out of frustration.
Comments
You've stolen two minutes of my life...and I want them back
Posted by: Anonymous | November 15, 2010 11:33 AM
Soon enough, the most two time two time Comment of the Week winner will be back on top...because I am the King of Kings!
Posted by: Cliff | November 15, 2010 11:57 AM
OMG! That was an instant classic!
Posted by: Baltimore Informer | November 15, 2010 12:47 PM
Kev, can't you tell that theorangechimp is really Vince Russo!! He just gave you the TNA Main Event for Thanksgiving night.
The WWE has the Gobbledy Gooker and TNA has the Hogan nuptuals. Two of the biggest eggs ever laid on pro wrestling except for the Shockmaster and David Arquette.
Posted by: The Nature Boy | November 15, 2010 1:59 PM
@ theorangechimp - I salute you. Just be careful though - if Russo reads this then it could well happen.
Posted by: djy | November 15, 2010 2:21 PM
It was a SWERVE, BROTHER!! None of that fake crap from up north with their fake wrestlers and their fake stories.
Good stuff.
Posted by: Jeremy W | November 15, 2010 3:15 PM
I didn't know Vince Russo commented on your blog.
Posted by: Travis | November 15, 2010 5:15 PM
Vintage theorangechimp.
Posted by: Ken Raining | November 15, 2010 5:48 PM
That really had you laughing out loud?
RESPONSE FROM KE: Guess I have a weird sense of humor.
Posted by: Anonymous | November 15, 2010 6:17 PM
I didn't know Vince Russo himself read your blog...
Posted by: nate | November 15, 2010 8:01 PM
My pick for comment of 2010 (and '11 since COTW was on such a long hiatus)!! Absolutely brilliant!!
Posted by: Frank King | November 15, 2010 8:25 PM
win,,, just... win
Posted by: dell | November 15, 2010 10:38 PM
that wasn't a comment, it was a novel.
Posted by: Magnificent Mark | November 16, 2010 11:11 AM
Excellent Kev! I was late in catching your posts this week, and I almost commented on theorangechimps' comment as "comment of the week!" Great minds think alike! Keep the comment of the week, please!
Posted by: Carroll | November 16, 2010 3:53 PM
The Rock is full of hot air, i have not heard John Cena say anything bad about him. To me John is my main man and the MIZ is full of it. IloveCena im 63 and I m a Cena fan no matter what.
Posted by: Nancy Conner | February 28, 2011 10:06 PM