At the end of Thursday night’s episode of TNA Impact, the Impact Zone in Orlando was looking a bit like the ECW Arena in South Philly.
The four former ECW stars who have been sitting in the crowd in recent weeks (Tommy Dreamer, Stevie Richards, Raven and Rhino) hopped the rail and attacked Abyss, who was about to take out Rob Van Dam with his board of nails.
That touched off a wild brawl between the ex-ECW guys and TNA wrestlers. How wild was it? So much so that Team 3D’s Brother Devon and TNA producers Al Snow and Pat Kenney (formerly Simon Diamond) – who all have ECW ties – fought against their TNA colleagues.
TNA president Dixie Carter eventually got on the mic and ordered everyone to stop fighting. She said that she was the one who invited the ex-ECW guys. Mick Foley also made his return to TV during the segment, as he appeared on the ramp right before the ex-ECW faction hit the ring.
As far as the execution of the angle, I thought it was a bitter of a cluster-mess. I get it that TNA was trying to create a chaotic situation, but I found the brawl too hard to follow. Unlike WWE’s Nexus invasion angle, the battle lines here were not clearly drawn. Instead of thinking, “Wow, the ex-ECW guys attacked the TNA guys,” I was distracted by the fact that Snow – someone a lot of fans probably didn’t even know worked for TNA – was punching Jay Lethal.
I’m guessing that TNA will make things clearer next week, but I’m still not sure about doing an ECW invasion angle in 2010.
Other thoughts on Thursday’s show:
One thing you can’t say about this episode is that it was boring. In addition to the big angle at the end, there was a ladder match, a street fight and an “I quit match. There also were a couple other marquee matchups and some good promos. …
The new TNA Top 10 rankings were announced, and Abyss was the No. 1 contender, with Jeff Hardy at No. 2. Didn’t Hardy just beat Abyss a couple weeks ago? I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Hardy did better than Abyss in the online fan voting as well. ...
Judging by the fact that Dreamer, Richards, Raven and Rhino attacked Abyss, the ex-ECW guys must not be Abyss’ “they.” …
When the ex-ECW guys hit the ring, Taz said, “They don’t even work here.” That line has been so over-used over the years. It’s especially silly in this instance. Rhino and Richards have been with TNA for quite a while, and Raven made his return to TV months ago. That’s one of the problems with this angle – three of the four invaders are guys that most TNA fans know have been on the roster all along. ...
After stealing the show at the Victory Road pay-per-view last Sunday, The Motor City Machine Guns and Beer Money did it again. This time it was a ladder match, and it was the first bout in a best-of-five series between the teams for the Guns’ TNA world tag team title. James Storm won it for Beer Money when he smashed Chris Sabin over the head with a beer bottle and took the contract (which stated that the winning team gets to pick the stipulation for Match 2) that had been hanging above the ring from him while referees Earl and Brian Hebner were incapacitated. I’m really looking forward to the next four matches (you know the series is going to go five). I just hope that the developing angle with the Hebners doesn’t get in the way. …
Abyss cut a decent promo in the opening segment. Chewing on the slab of raw meat was a great visual. Disgusting, but a great visual, and very effective in getting him over as a madman ala Abdullah The Butcher. Slicing a watermelon with his board of nails didn’t produce quite the same effect. That was more Gallagher than Abdullah. …
I was excited about the match between Lethal and Hardy going into it, but it did not live up to my expectations. And why TNA would kill Lethal’s momentum by having him lose clean to anyone – even a big star such as Hardy – in a four-minute match is beyond me. I’m not saying that I think Lethal should have beaten Hardy. I would have made it an inconclusive finish, perhaps even a 10-minute draw since TNA does time limits. …
Speaking of questionable booking, what’s up with Matt Morgan jobbing to “The Pope” D’Angelo Dinero in a match that didn’t even go two minutes? I don’t care that Morgan got his heat back after the match; there’s no way he should lose that easily. He’s also been losing far too frequently as of late. …
I liked how Dinero gave a little nod to Mr. Anderson rather than shake his hand after Anderson saved Dinero from Morgan after the match. It would be unrealistic for Dinero to suddenly become buddy-buddy with the guy who put him on the shelf. …
Sarita and Taylor Wilde had an entertaining street fight that was pretty stiff. The problem is that there was no buildup to this feud. We have no idea why these two went from BFFs one day to trying to kill each other the next. …
The first thing I thought of when Sarita was choking Wilde with a purse was Bryan Danielson choking ring announcer Justin Roberts with Roberts’ tie during the Nexus angle in WWE. I wasn’t the only one thinking it, as Taz said, “You can get fired for that in some companies.” Now that was funny. Wilde was even making the “choke face” like Roberts did. …
One silly spot during the street fight was when Sarita threw water in Wilde’s face and Wilde sold it like the water hurt her. …
Velvet Sky was really good on the mic during the exchange with Madison Rayne and Angelina Love. How funny was it when Love of all people made a remark about Sky having “big fake boobs?” …
Ric Flair made it official that A.J. Styles and Kazarian are the first two members of Fortune. Nothing against Kazarian, because I think he is really talented, but it amazes me that TNA sees more in him than it does in Desmond Wolfe, who was blown off by Flair. Wolfe also continued to get the cold shoulder from Chelsea, and he did the job to Samoa Joe in a threeway match that involved Rob Terry. Who in the world did Wolfe tick off? …
I wonder if Styles becoming part of Fortune means that he will not be turning babyface any time soon. …
I can’t say I’m too excited about a program between Kevin Nash and Jeff Jarrett. Heck, I wasn’t excited about it 10 years ago in WCW. …
I bet a lot of people fell off their couches laughing when Nash said that he was the best worker in the business. Then he made it clear that he was talking about backstage politics not five-star matches. In that sense, he’s definitely one of the top five of all time. …
The “I quit” match between TNA X Division champion Douglas Williams and Brian Kendrick was fine, but there was little doubt that Kendrick would win since it was non-title. …
Magnus was pretty entertaining doing commentary during the Joe-Wolfe-Terry match. …
So now we know that there’s more to Miss Tessmacher than meets the eye. Apparently, she has her own agenda and is just pretending to be a bimbo.