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December 31, 2009

Poll: What will you be watching Monday night?

This Monday, there will be a head-to-head battle on television between two wrestling companies, one featuring Bret Hart, Vince McMahon and DX, and the other featuring Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash and possibly Scott Hall.

What a way to usher in 1998, I mean 2010.

What are your television viewing plans for that night? Click here to vote.

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Wrestler of the Decade: No. 2

JOHN CENA

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• Has wrestled in WWE since 2002

• Seven-time world champion (five WWE titles; two world heavyweight titles)

• Has become the face of WWE in the post-Attitude era

• WWE’s top draw and top merchandise seller the second half of the decade

• Consistently elicits most passionate crowd response (both positive and negative)

• Wrestled in world title matches at WrestleMania every year between 2005 and 2009

• Won WWE title at WrestleMania in 2005 and 2009; successfully defended title in 2006 and 2007

• Thirteen-month title reign in 2006-2007 is sixth-longest in WWE history

• Had memorable feuds with Edge, Randy Orton, Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Kurt Angle

• Has become a crossover celebrity to some extent

I will count down the top 10 wrestlers of the decade every day through Friday.

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Quick hits on ECW

• Tommy Dreamer, who recently gave his notice to WWE, got to wrestle one last match and say goodbye on Tuesday night’s episode of ECW. He put over Zack Ryder in a match that was set up when Dreamer said that he would leave ECW if he didn’t win. The match wasn’t bad, but there wasn’t a whole lot of drama since the outcome was obvious.

• Evan Bourne and Mike Knox had a decent match as part of the ECW Homecoming qualifying. I had mixed feelings about the outcome. It was nice to see Bourne win a match, but I think WWE could do a lot more with Knox’s character. With his look and size, he would have been a star during the days of the territories.

• The Matt Hardy-Finlay match – which Hardy won – was OK, but not as good as I thought it would be.

• It was announced that CM Punk will be on next week’s show to compete in a qualifying match. Why would a three-time world heavyweight champion care about getting a shot at the ECW title? With that being said, however, I would love to see a match between Punk and Christian.

• Ezekiel Jackson cut a short promo that was serviceable. At one point he stopped talking in mid-sentence and got angry because Vladimir Kozlov was coming out to interrupt him. The only problem was that Jackson reacted a second before Kozlov’s music actually started playing.

• It was unintentionally funny when Kozlov and Jackson kept grunting and growling at each other. Kozlov raised his arms in the air a couple times in an effort to get the crowd to cheer him, but it didn’t work. The fans just don’t really care about Kozlov or Jackson right now. William Regal is the key to getting Jackson over as a heel and Kozlov over as a babyface.

• Trent Barreta and Caylen Croft showed a bit more personality this week during a backstage segment with Goldust and Yoshi Tatsu.

• What the heck was Byron Saxton saying about someone’s haircut during the Hardy-Finlay match?

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December 30, 2009

Remembering Steve Williams

After a lengthy battle with throat cancer, “Dr. Death” Steve Williams died Tuesday night. He was 49.

Williams, a former football and wrestling star at the University of Oklahoma, was one of the top guys in Bill Watts’ Mid-South promotion (later known as the Universal Wrestling Federation) in the 1980s, and he also wrestled in the NWA, WCW and WWE. He was a huge star in Japan, both as a singles wrestler and as part of The Miracle Violence Connection tag team with Terry Gordy in All Japan Pro Wrestling.

With his rugged features, Williams certainly looked the part of a tough guy, and he had a reputation for being exactly that. Before I ever saw him wrestle on television, I remember seeing a story in Pro Wrestling Illustrated about how he received 108 stitches above his eye and still wrestled later that night.

The first time I saw Williams in action was when WTBS started carrying UWF in 1985. I was immediately impressed with his look and his wrestling and brawling skills. I had him pegged as a future world champion, and when Jim Crockett Promotions bought the UWF in 1987, I thought it was just a matter of time before Williams won the NWA title. Surprisingly, he was never pushed at that level.

He did become a very successful tag team wrestler in the NWA and WCW. As part of the Varsity Club heel faction, Williams and Mike Rotunda won the NWA world tag team title from The Road Warriors in 1989. A few years later, Williams and Gordy captured the NWA and WCW tag team titles, defeating the Steiner Brothers for the latter.

Williams’ stint with WWE in 1998 ended up being a disaster. He took part in the “Brawl for All,” which was a shoot tough-man tournament on Raw. It is believed that WWE created the concept with the idea that Williams would win it, and he would then get a title program with WWE champion “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. Unfortunately, Williams tore his hamstring during his match against Bart Gunn and was knocked out. His tough guy mystique was lessened, and the title program with Austin was shelved.

Williams, whose last run in an American promotion was as a mid-carder in WCW in 1999, had been battling cancer for the past five years.

My condolences go out to Williams’ family and friends.

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Wrestler of the Decade: No. 3

THE UNDERTAKER

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• Has wrestled in WWE the entire decade

• Four-time world champion (three world heavyweight titles; one undisputed title)

• Second decade of spectacular 19-year WWE run was even more impressive than the first

• Stayed relevant by re-inventing his character on occasion and employing a more demanding in-ring style

• Undefeated streak at WrestleMania has become a key element of WWE’s signature event

• Wrestled in nine WrestleManias

• Match against Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania XXV is considered by many to be the greatest WrestleMania match ever

• Won the world heavyweight title at WrestleMania 23 (2007) and WrestleMania XXIV (2008)

• Had memorable programs with Edge, Batista, Kurt Angle, Randy Orton and Ric Flair

I will count down the top 10 wrestlers of the decade every day through Friday.

Photo courtesy of WWE

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December 29, 2009

Raw: Good things about to happen

By the time Vince McMahon announced on Monday night’s episode of Raw that Bret Hart would host next week’s show, “The Hitman’s” return had become wrestling’s worst-kept secret. With that being said, however, the verbal exchange between the WWE chairman and Shawn Michaels got me more excited about Hart coming back than I already was.

Michaels’ presence in the segment was what made it so compelling. After all that threats, taunts and insults between Hart and Michaels over the years, I’m more interested in seeing them interact with each other than I am in seeing the Hart-McMahon confrontation. Hart and McMahon mended their rift (to some extent) several years ago, so we know whatever happens on TV is strictly an angle. With Hart and Michaels, however, there is real-life heat, so there is a lot of curiosity as to how they will work together.

The key element of the McMahon-Michaels scene was Michaels saying that “only good things will happen” when he was trying to convince McMahon to bring back Hart. Michaels delivered the line with a serious tone and a subtle smirk. He followed it up by saying that he “would be more than happy to see Bret one more time.” Michaels said it in such a way that made it sound as if he were looking to pick a fight with Hart, which prompted a smiling McMahon to acquiesce.

A Hart-Michaels feud seems like a no-brainer on the surface. Michaels has shown in the past that he can play the heel in a program and then return to being a babyface. It also could set up a program between a heel Michaels and The Undertaker.

However, a Michaels heel turn would likely mean the end of DX, who are over big-time as a babyface act. My hunch is that Michaels remains a babyface, and the reason he wants to see Hart “one more time” is to make things right.

Either way, it should make for great theater.

Other thoughts on Monday’s show:

Guest host Timbaland wasn’t asked to do much. What he did do was OK, although he seemed to lose his train of thought when bringing out John Cena for the main event against WWE champion Sheamus (that still doesn’t sound right). ...

For the second straight week, the final shot on Raw was of an annoying Irishman (not that I'm anti-Irish, just anti-annoying). Last week it was Hornswoggle crotch-chopping with DX, and Monday it was Sheamus standing over a fallen Cena. I wasn’t surprised that Cena didn’t regain the title on this show. WWE has to drag it out longer for Cena’s vow that he won’t lose again before winning back the title to mean anything. ...

The crowd was very hot for Cena; there were a lot less boos than he usually gets. I could be wrong, but I think part of it is because the majority of fans just don’t see Sheamus as championship material. ...

I liked the spot where Cena jumped off the turnbuckle and over a table when Sheamus turned his back, and then gave Sheamus an Attitude Adjustment through the table. Another cool spot during the show was Michaels super-kicking Chris Jericho out of nowhere when Jericho tried to enter the ring after DX’s win over The Big Show and Chavo Guerrero. ...

Speaking of Jericho, he re-created one of the most entertaining moments from his WCW days, as he protested his ouster from Raw by carrying a sig outside the building that said “Conspiracy Victim.” In 1998, after Jericho lost the cruiserweight title to Dean Malenko, he protested the decision and took his case to Washington, where he held up a “Conspiracy Victim” sign on the street. Here’s a “YouTube clip” of the vignette (the quality of the clip isn’t good). ...

The Jericho-Big Show “breakup conversation” was pretty funny. ...

As much as I loved the Michaels-Undertaker match at WrestleMania last year, I really would rather see them with different opponents this time around. It would be nearly impossible to top their match at WrestleMania XXV. Plus, we all know who is going to win anyway (of course, the same thing could be said about Undertaker’s match at WrestleMania regardless of who his opponent is). ...

Can we please stop the tired “What?” chants? McMahon was out there cutting a promo that fans have been waiting 12 years to hear, and the imbeciles (McMahon’s word) in the crowd were more concerned with trying to get themselves over. It’s distracting, annoying and just plain stupid. ...

Randy Orton interfering in Kofi Kingston’s U.S. title match against The Miz was a surprise. I thought the Orton-Kingston program was over. It will be interesting to see how the match between the two next week is booked. ...

There was yet another tease of a Legacy breakup. It’s going to happen one of these days, but Ted DiBiase Jr. and Cody Rhodes are starting to look like chumps for still taking orders from Orton. ...

Evan Bourne did a great job of selling that he was knocked silly during his match against DiBiase. At least I think he was selling. ...

Maryse vs. Kelly Kelly is a match that I could watch every week and never get tired of it. It looks as if WWE may be revisiting a Maryse-Miz pairing, as Miz insinuated that he and Maryse have hooked up in the past. ...

Josh Matthews often starts his backstage interviews by saying, “I don’t mean to interrupt.” I’m waiting for someone to say, “Then don’t.”

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Wrestler of the Decade: No. 4

SHAWN MICHAELS

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• Has wrestled in WWE since 2002

• Returned to WWE in 2002 after four-year hiatus and picked up right where he left off

• Had some of the most memorable matches of the decade against Ric Flair, The Undertaker, Kurt Angle, John Cena, Triple H, Chris Jericho and others

• Wrestled at seven WrestleManias and had the best or one of the best matches at each one

• One-time world champion (world heavyweight title)

• Wrestled in world title matches at WrestleMania XX (2004) and WrestleMania 23 (2007)

• Defeated Flair in Flair’s final WWE match at WrestleMania XXIV (2008)

• Match against The Undertaker at WrestleMania XXV (2009) is considered by many to be the greatest WrestleMania match ever

• Reunited with DX partner Triple H to form one of WWE’s most popular acts

• Feud with Jericho in 2008 was one of the most memorable of the past 10 years

I will count down the top 10 wrestlers of the decade every day through Friday.

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December 28, 2009

Comment of the Week

The featured Ring Posts comment for the week of Dec. 21-27 comes from Chris, who responded to the entry “Raw: Attempts at humor fall short.”

In the post, I remarked that I enjoy watching Chris Masters flex his pecs more than I enjoy watching him wrestle. Here is Chris’ comment:

I know another male who drools whenever Chris Masters flexes his pecs. In fact it's like waving candy in front of a 5 year old. His name is Ric Flair and he must be going crazy, watching Masters jiggling his ta-tas, sitting at home wishing he was still in the ring chopping at those bad boys!

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Wrestler of the Decade: No. 5

KURT ANGLE

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• Wrestled in WWE until 2006; joined TNA in 2006

• Nine-time world champion (four WWE titles; three TNA titles; one world heavyweight title; one WCW title-WWE version)

• Wrestled in world title matches at WrestleMania in 2003, 2004 and 2006

• Had show-stealing match with Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania 21 (2005)

• A main event-level star throughout the decade

• Perhaps the best in-ring performer of the decade

• Helped legitimize TNA as No. 2 national promotion

• Still performing at high level despite serious neck injuries

I will count down the top 10 wrestlers of the decade every day through Friday.

Photo courtesy of WWE

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December 27, 2009

Wrestler of the Decade: No. 6

EDGE

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• Has wrestled in WWE the entire decade

• Nine-time world champion (five world heavyweight titles; four WWE titles)

• Had memorable feuds with John Cena, The Undertaker, Mick Foley and Jeff Hardy

• Wrestled at eight WrestleManias

• Wrestled in world title matches at WrestleMania in 2008 and 2009

• One of the top heels in the business from 2005 to 2009

• Participated in classic ladder and TLC tag matches with partner Christian against the Hardy Boyz and Dudley Boyz

• Won WWE-record 27 titles overall in the decade

• Winner of the first Money in the Bank Ladder Match

I will count down the top 10 wrestlers of the decade every day through Friday.

Photo courtesy of Getty Images

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December 26, 2009

Hart Dynasty gets a rub on Smackdown

No, The Hart Dynasty didn’t defeat DX for the WWE unified tag team title on Smackdown Friday night, but I didn’t expect them to. Losing to Triple H and Shawn Michaels in the main event, however, is certainly a lot better than losing to Cryme Tyme.

Not only did Tyson Kidd and David Hart Smith have a competitive match against DX, but they also interacted with them and Chris Jericho on the mic. That’s real progress, and you have to believe things are only going to get better for THD when Uncle Bret makes his imminent return to WWE.

Other thoughts on Friday’s show:

As expected, Batista interfered in The Undertaker-Rey Mysterio world heavyweight title match. It looks like there will be a triple threat match at the Royal Rumble pay-per-view on Jan. 31. ...

The good news (at least for a DX fan such as myself) is that DX can now appear on both Raw and Smackdown. The bad news is that Hornswoggle can, too. ...

Did we really need another recap of Little People’s Court? I’ve got two words for ya: Fast forward. ...

Speaking of fast-forwarding, there was a squash match on the show between Cryme Tyme and a couple enhancement guys. I suppose the only reason for it was so Cryme Tyme could toss Christmas gifts to the crowd. ...

As silly and juvenile as it was, I have to admit that I laughed at The Big Show fart joke. I have to agree with Michaels: Flatulence humor is always funny. ...

Another gem on the mic from Jericho. He said he was “banished from Raw by malefactors.” ...

The eight-man tag team match that saw John Morrison, Matt Hardy, R-Truth and Finlay defeat CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, Dolph Ziggler and Luke Gallows to open the show was entertaining, especially the flurry at the end when guys were hitting their finishers in rapid succession. It came as no surprise that Ziggler was the one who did the job. ...

It struck me as funny watching Finlay come out to R-Truth’s “What’s Up?” It’s not exactly “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling.” ...

I kept trying to figure out who the guy dressed as Santa Claus was. According to pwinsider.com, it was Heath Slater of Florida Championship Wrestling. No wonder I couldn’t figure it out...

In response to a question about Maria winning the Slammy for Diva of the Year, Michelle McCool said, “What has she done?” It’s hard to argue with that one.

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Wrestler of the Decade: No. 7

CHRIS JERICHO

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• Wrestled in WWE until summer of 2005; returned in fall of 2007

• Five-time world champion (two world heavyweight titles; two WCW titles-WWE version; one WWE title)

• Defeated The Rock and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin in the same night in 2001 to become first undisputed world champion

• Defended undisputed world title against Triple H at WrestleMania X8 (2002)

• Wrestled at eight WrestleManias between 2000 and 2009

• Feud with Shawn Michaels in 2008 was one of the most memorable of the past 10 years

• All-around performer is one of the industry’s most charismatic stars and best talkers

• No top-level wrestler was more durable

I will count down the top 10 wrestlers of the decade every day through Jan. 1.

Photo courtesy of wwe.com

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Quick hits on WWE Superstars

Before discussing Thursday night’s episode of WWE Superstars, I just want to say that I hope everyone had and is having a great holiday. After doing the Christmas thing the past two days and taking a break from watching wrestling, I’m caught up. Here are my thoughts on Superstars, with Smackdown to come later today:

• The highlight of a rather lackluster show was the verbal/physical confrontation between John Morrison and Drew McIntyre. Morrison displayed a lot of intensity on the mic without being too over the top, as he seemed to be speaking with genuine emotion rather than reciting lines. If Morrison can deliver performances such as that on a consistent basis, it’ll just be a matter of time before he breaks through to the next level. As for McIntyre, he played off Morrison well. It also was a nice touch for McIntyre to come out wearing a suit. Going back to Ric Flair stylin’ and profilin’ in the ’80s, I think a guy always comes off more like a champion when he’s dressed like one.

• The main event between Kane and Mike Knox was OK, but it was the same old result – a Kane victory. I think that makes Kane 3-0 against Knox on TV over the past three weeks. WWE continues to miss the boat on Knox.

• Vladimir Kozlov showed some fire working as a babyface against Ezekiel Jackson.

• Chavo Guerrero and Primo Colon had a good match, but considering their respective spots in the pecking order, I felt as if I was watching the equivalent of The Brooklyn Brawler vs. S.D. Jones. I was surprised that Guerrero actually won a match. It doesn’t say much for Colon when he can’t even beat a guy who continually loses to Hornswoggle.

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December 25, 2009

Bret Hart confirmed to host Jan. 4 Raw?

DirecTV has pretty much confirmed what most us believed -- that Bret Hart will host Raw on Jan. 4, the night a live, three-hour episode of TNA Impact goes head to head with the show.

In the preview for Raw that night, DirectTV posted the following: "Shocking Guest Host Bret The Hitman Hart returns to confront Mr. McMahon."

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Wrestler of the Decade: No. 8

THE ROCK

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• Wrestled in WWE until 2003; had one match in 2004

• Accomplished more in about half a decade than most wrestlers did the whole decade

• Won six world titles between 2000 and 2002 (four WWE titles; two WCW titles-WWE version)

• Headlined WrestleMania in 2000 and 2001 and stole the show with match against Hulk Hogan in 2002

• Became mainstream celebrity, balancing successful movie career with wrestling for several years

• Had unparalleled charisma and was perhaps the best of all time at cutting promos

• Helped elevate Triple H, Kurt Angle, Chris Jericho, Chris Benoit and Brock Lesnar

• Made occasional non-wrestling cameos on WWE television after ending in-ring career, including memorable appearance during 2008 WWE Hall of Fame induction ceremony

I will count down the top 10 wrestlers of the decade every day through Jan. 1.

Photo courtesy of Associated Press

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December 24, 2009

Mike Tyson on again as Raw host

WWE has announced on its Web site -- again -- that Mike Tyson will be the guest host for Raw on Jan. 11.

Tyson's appearance on Raw was first announced on wwe.com on Tuesday, but it was pulled a short while later. The original announcement was then posted again Wednesday night.

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Wrestler of the Decade: No. 9

RANDY ORTON

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• Has wrestled in WWE since 2002

• At 24, became youngest world champion in WWE history in 2004

• Six-time world champion (five WWE titles; one world heavyweight title)

• Had memorable feuds with John Cena, Triple H and Mick Foley

• Successfully defended WWE title against Cena and Triple H in a triple threat match at WrestleMania XXIV (2008)

• Also wrestled in world title matches at WrestleMania 22 (2006) and WrestleMania XXV (2009)

• Had few peers among fellow heels from 2007 to 2009

• Member of Evolution, one of the top heel groups of the decade

I will count down the top 10 wrestlers of the decade every day through Jan. 1.

Photo courtesy of Orlando Sentinel

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December 23, 2009

Quick hits on ECW

• Jack Swagger was all over Tuesday night’s episode of ECW. He cut a promo to open the show, appeared in a couple backstage segments and wrestled in the main event. In addition, WWE put together a nice video package of him. Knowing WWE’s booking tendencies, all of that could only mean one thing: Swagger was going to lose his ECW Homecoming match against Yoshi Tatsu. It became even more apparent that Swagger was going down when he dominated a good portion of the match and the announcers basically said that it was a foregone conclusion he would win. When the ECW Homecoming concept was announced, I said that I didn’t want to see the current ECW guys get buried by having to put over the former ECW wrestlers in every instance. Still, it would have been nice for Swagger to get the victory after all that buildup and having such a good showing against John Cena the night before on Raw.

• Over the past six days, Swagger has lost on WWE Superstars (to MVP), Raw (to Cena) and ECW (Tatsu). I think what Swagger meant to say a couple months ago was that he was not going to win again this year.

• The Swagger-Tatsu match started a bit slowly, but they picked up the pace the last few minutes and there were several good near falls before the finish.

• Tommy Dreamer has left WWE, and his loss to Zack Ryder was his last match in the company. There was no mention on TV of it being his swan song. I think WWE wasted an opportunity with Dreamer’s departure. Earlier this year, when Dreamer said in an emotional promo that he would retire if he didn’t win the ECW title in a triple threat match with Christian and Swagger, instead of Dreamer winning the title, I would have had Swagger beat him. It would have helped elevate Swagger, who could’ve claimed that he retired the last remaining ECW original. With Dreamer returning to the ECW mid-card after his title run, Ryder beating him does nothing for Ryder’s career. I’ve never been the biggest fan of Dreamer as a performer, but the guy obviously loves the business and always worked hard. I wish him well.

• Vance Archer continues to gradually climb the ladder, as he scored his biggest win to date over Goldust. Since the show took place in Orlando, Fla., I wonder if Archer and Goldust got nostalgic about wrestling as Lance Rock and Black Reign at the Impact Zone. Probably not.

• Abraham Washington got off a great line. When Trent Barreta and Caylen Croft complained about the mugs that were sitting on the table being empty, he said: “I can’t afford drinks on this show. This is ECW, not Monday Night Raw.”

• Some of Washington’s jokes weren’t very kid-friendly. I’m thinking about the one about Tiger Woods and 18 holes, and his comments about being a pimp. Then again, the show does air after 10 p.m., which is past what is considered the “family hour.”

• Washington introduced Barreta and Croft as “the hottest tag team in ECW.” Now that Ezekiel Jackson and Vladimir Kozlov have split, aren’t they the only tag team in ECW?

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Scott Hall, Sean Waltman to appear on Jan. 4 TNA Impact?

When Kevin Nash talked a few weeks ago on TNA Impact about “the band getting back together” – an obvious reference to an nWo reunion – apparently it wasn’t a swerve. Reports have surfaced that Scott Hall and possibly Sean “X-Pac” Waltman will appear on the three-hour episode of TNA Impact on Jan. 4 that goes head-to-head with Raw.

I probably shouldn’t be surprised, but it does amaze me that any major promotion would do business with Hall -- whose history of substance abuse and erratic behavior is infamous -- especially TNA, which has been burned by him in the past. Plus, another rehash of the nWo – and it can’t be called that, by the way, since WWE owns the rights to the property – is lame. TNA needs to start thinking more about future stars, not broken-down, aging wrestlers with serious baggage.

If it’s just a one-night-only appearance to try to draw a rating, then I have less of a problem with bringing in Hall, but even if that’s the case, there’s certainly no guarantee that Hall would bother to show up. Two years ago, Hall was booked to wrestle in a six-man tag team match in the main event of the Turning Point pay-per-view, but he was a no-show. The reason he gave at the time was that he had food poisoning.

As for Waltman, whose troubled past also is well-documented, subsequent reports have indicated that he is not as likely to take part in the show.

I don’t know if an nWo reunion is TNA head writer Vince Russo’s idea, but one of the first things he did when jumping from WWE to WCW in 1999 was to bring back the nWo in the form of Nash, Hall, Bret Hart, Jeff Jarrett and Scott Steiner. It was at that moment that I realized that Russo was not the creative genius that some thought him to be, as the best idea he could come up with was to resuscitate a concept that even at that point had run its course.

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Mike Tyson to host Raw?

I didn’t actually see it on wwe.com Tuesday, but pwinsider.com reported that the Web site had posted an announcement that Mike Tyson would be hosting Raw on Jan. 11. A short while later, however, all references to Tyson appearing on the show were removed.

I’m not sure what to make of it, but my guess is that WWE had talks with Tyson about doing the show, but the announcement went up before the deal was finalized. Or perhaps Tyson agreed to do it and then backed out. Whatever the circumstances, it still wouldn’t surprise me if Tyson hosted Raw at some point, and I think it would be pretty entertaining.

Tyson has an important place in WWE history. His appearances on Raw in 1998 and as the enforcer referee for the Steve Austin-Shawn Michaels WWE title match at WrestleMania XIV were huge factors in boosting WWE past WCW in the Monday Night Wars and getting Austin over as a major star.

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Wrestler of the Decade: No. 10

BATISTA

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• Has wrestled in WWE since 2002

• Five-time world champion (four world heavyweight titles; one WWE title)

• Had classic world heavyweight title matches with The Undertaker, including at WrestleMania 23 in 2007

• Was hottest wrestler in the business when he defeated Triple H for the world heavyweight title at WrestleMania 21 in 2005

• Consistently in the world title picture during second half of the decade

• Member of Evolution, one of the top heel groups of the decade

• Knock against him has been susceptibility to serious injuries

I will count down the top 10 wrestlers of the decade every day through Jan. 1.

Photo courtesy of Getty Images

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December 22, 2009

Raw: Attempts at humor fall short

After watching the Christmas edition of Raw Monday night, it makes me thankful that Christmas comes just once a year.

The show was heavy on comedy skits, which I really wouldn’t have minded if they had been funny. I think the idea was for the campy humor to be of the so-bad-it’s-good variety, but unfortunately, it was just plain bad in my opinion.

The main problem for me is that I’m just sick of Hornswoggle, who had a prominent role, including getting involved in the show-closing segment with DX, Chris Jericho and The Big Show. I do actually see the value in having Hornswoggle in WWE, because regardless of whether older fans care for him, he does appeal to young kids. However, as a longtime DX fan, I hate that the little guy has become part of their act.

Except for the part in which Triple H pointed out the resemblance between one of the little people and Shawn Michaels – which I did laugh at – I thought the Little People’s Court segments were a waste of time. It reminded me of the episode of TNA Impact nearly two years ago when a ridiculous story line involving Shark Boy was the focus of the show.

The other comedy skits – a guy in a Tiger costume being chased by a blonde woman wielding a golf club, and Mae Young dressed as a Santa’s helper making out with guest host Johnny Damon – missed the mark as well. Not only was the Tiger Woods joke not funny, but it was a couple weeks late. And the Young thing, pardon the pun, is just old at this point.

But everyone’s sense of humor is different, and I’ve already talked to one person who said that he got a few chuckles out of the show.

Other thoughts on Monday’s show:

As far as Damon’s performance, he really didn’t add anything to the show, but he didn’t detract from it either. The biggest thing for WWE is that it got yet another appearance on SportsCenter out of it. ...

I would love to have seen the look on Damon’s face before the show when he was told by the writers that he was going to have to swap spit with Young. I’m envisioning the conversation when something like this:

WWE writer: Johnny, the good news is that you’re going to make out with one of our women. The bad news is that she’s 90.
Damon: Oh, that's no problem. I like 'em thin. But isn't The Undertaker going to be really [ticked] off about this?
WWE writer: Huh? Oh, I see what you're thinking. I actually meant 90 years, not pounds.
Damon: Now I see why Jeter turned down this gig. ...

When Young was kissing Damon, I bet he was thinking, “You know, Sgt. Slaughter doesn’t look so bad now.” ...

There were a couple good matches, the best of which was between John Cena and Jack Swagger. Since Cena has vowed not to lose another match before he regains the title, the result was a foregone conclusion, but Swagger got in a lot of offense and came off looking like he was on Cena’s level. Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler did a nice job of putting over Swagger’s performance throughout the match. It would have made for a more interesting matchup, however, if Swagger’s undefeated streak was intact coming into it. ...

The other match that I liked was the six-man tag that saw Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne and Mark Henry defeat Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase Jr. and Cody Rhodes. Kingston scoring the winning pinfall was definitely the right call, as he has cooled off as of late and needed the win. The big surprise here — and it was a pleasant one — was that Bourne was booked to stand out. He absorbed a lot of punishment but the heels couldn’t put him away. ...

In a show filled with attempts at comedy, the biggest joke was MVP getting squashed by Sheamus. One of these guys has what it takes to be a world champion, and it isn’t the one with the belt. I think it would have made more sense to have MVP in the six-man with his tag partner Henry and Kingston, and for Bourne to be the sacrificial lamb for Sheamus. The way Bourne bumps, he would have really made Sheamus look like a monster, but I suppose WWE wanted Sheamus to destroy someone higher in the pecking order, and MVP fit the description. ...

When Cena demanded his rematch with Sheamus, how was it that Sheamus was allowed to just walk away when Cena has a rematch clause? Shouldn’t he have been forced to face Cena? Perhaps that’s why Vince McMahon chastised Damon about not doing something about Cena’s challenge. Then again, Damon did have a good excuse for being preoccupied — he was trying to rid himself of the after-taste from his make-out session with Young ...

When The Big Show squashed the little person, it reminded me of WrestleMania III with King Kong Bundy and Little Beaver. ...

I get more enjoyment out of watching Chris Masters flex his pecs than I do watching him wrestle. Is that wrong? ...

During the six-woman tag match, Kelly Kelly had Maryse covered for at least a three seconds before the referee finally saw the pin and made the three count. It seemed weird that Maryse would be that stunned simply from Kelly Kelly falling on top of her due to Melina dropkicking Kelly Kelly in the back while Maryse was attempting a body slam. Of course if Kelly Kelly was covering me, I wouldn’t be in a rush to get up either.

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December 21, 2009

Wrestler of the Decade

As much as we love lists here at Ring Posts, it goes without saying that there will be one for Wrestler of the Decade. Beginning Wednesday and continuing through Jan. 1, I will count down the top 10 wrestlers of the past 10 years.

The list is based on the following criteria:

• Star power and impact on business
• Memorable matches and programs
• Titles won and placement on card
• Activity

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Comment of the Week

The featured Ring Posts comment for the week of Dec. 14-20 comes from Paul in Allentown, who responded to the entry “Raw: Slammy Awards host Dennis Miller still ruining Monday night broadcasts.”

In the post, I criticized the conservative Miller’s political humor on Raw, which touched off a firestorm in the comments section. Here is Paul’s comment:

There's only one way this political nonsense can play out. January 4th, your Raw Guest Host is... GLENN BECK! He opens the show by stripping Sheamus of the belt for being an illegal immigrant. He then hands the title to HBK for being born-again. The next day, Kevin comments that he likes the move, the HBK mark that he is. This leads to all the left-leaning readers of this blog to angrily demand an apology from him for being a right-wing nut. The ensuing flame-war gets the attention of the national media. Kevin embarks on a press tour, which ends horribly during a satellite radio interview, when some comic that Kevin has never heard of, smashes him in the head with a signed Ozzy Osbourne guitar.

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December 19, 2009

Batista-Rey Mysterio match highlights solid Smackdown

Batista and Rey Mysterio couldn’t be more different in terms of size and wrestling style, but they have very good chemistry in the ring together, as evidenced by their excellent match on Friday night’s episode of Smackdown.

The battle between the friends-turned-foes told a great story, as Mysterio kept finding a way to avoid defeat and frustrate Batista before finally seizing an opening and scoring a pinfall with a small package.

The match determined the No. 1 contender for the world heavyweight title, so it will be The Undertaker defending the championship against Mysterio on Smackdown on Christmas night. That’s an interesting matchup. It’s probably a pretty safe bet that Batista will get involved in the match.

Other thoughts on Friday’s show:

After watching the Dennis Miller train wreck on Raw Monday and the Jeff Jarrett-Kurt Angle soap opera on TNA Impact Thursday, Smackdown’s straight-forward presentation was a welcome change of pace. ...

In addition to the Batista-Mysterio main event, there were two other good matches: a tag team match in which The Hart Dynasty defeated Jimmy Wany Yang and Slam Master J, and a six-man tag match that saw CM Punk, Drew McInyre and Luke Gallows beat John Morrison, Matt Hardy and R-Truth. ...

They’ll probably never win a match, but Yang and SMJ make a nice tag team. I’d like to see them in a match against their Raw jobbers-to-the-stars counterparts, Evan Bourne and Primo Colon. ...

I’m looking forward to seeing the WWE unified tag team title match between DX and The Hart Dynasty on next week’s show. Tyson Kidd and David Hart Smith both talked about doing to DX what the previous generation of Harts couldn’t do. The plot thickens. ...

Poor Chris Jericho. As if losing the tag team championship and getting kicked off Raw weren’t bad enough, he then gets booked in a match against The Great Khali. Hopefully this is not the start of a Jericho-Khali program. ...

In regard to getting the boot from Raw, Jericho said he was the victim of the “biggest screwjob in the history of the business.” Wink, wink. ...

It looks as if the seeds are being planted for a Beth Phoenix babyface turn. By the way, is it me or is Phoenix starting to resemble Chyna? ...

Michelle McCool referred to Maria as “underfed.” That would be like Hornswoggle calling Mysterio “short.” ...

Once again, Eric Escobar mouthed off to Vickie Guerrero, and once again he got squashed, this time by Kane. I have no idea where this is heading, but WWE is giving fans no reason to root for Escobar. As much as the crowd hates Guerrero, they couldn’t care less about him. ...

Every time the announcers refer to McIntyre as the “Chosen One,” it makes me think of Jarrett back in the WCW days.

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Another step closer to reigniting Monday Night Wars

Apparently, TNA Impact going head-to-head with Raw on Jan. 4 is not a one-time thing.

TNA plans to do quarterly Monday night shows, Spike TV president Kevin Kay told Multichannel News. And if those shows do well, Kay said that he is not opposed to moving Impact to Mondays permanently.

I think TNA and Spike are being very wise by taking a methodical approach to opposing Raw. It would be a major setback for TNA if it moved to Mondays and ended up getting trounced in the ratings on a weekly basis.

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TNA Impact turns into Jeff Jarrett-Kurt Angle reality show


It’s often been said that pro wrestling is a soap opera for men. Thursday night’s episode of TNA Impact certainly fit the description.

Despite it being the go-home show for Sunday’s Final Resolution pay-per-view, the focus was on Jeff Jarrett returning to the Impact Zone for the first time since being sent home last summer by TNA president Dixie Carter, who made the decision to do so after it had been made public that Jarrett was in a real-life relationship with Kurt Angle’s ex-wife, Karen.

The problem with the show-long story line is that it probably confused a lot of viewers. TNA doesn’t seem to realize that not everyone watching knows about the Jarrett-Angle off-camera situation.

With that being said, however, I found the dramatization of Jarrett coming back to the company that he founded and apologizing to Carter and Angle to be quite compelling.

I’m looking forward to seeing what happens next. I suspect that Jarrett’s apologies are insincere and it will be revealed that he was just saying whatever was necessary to get his foot back in the door. It also wouldn’t surprise me if Karen Angle returned as an on-air character and she and Jarrett became a heel couple in a feud with Kurt.

There’s one other thought that I can’t get out of my mind, which is that the whole thing has been an elaborate work from Day One, and that only Jarrett, the Angles, Carter and Vince Russo were in on it. Then again, perhaps I’ve just been watching too much of Jesse Ventura’s “Conspiracy Theory” show.

Other thoughts on Thursday’s show:

Right after a tense scene between Jarrett and Angle, the 10-man tag team main event took place, which featured Scott Steiner and Bobby Lashley on opposite sides. Referring to Steiner and Kristal Lashley, Taz said, “You just don’t mess with somebody’s wife.” Considering that there were severe repercussions for Jarrett hooking up with Angle’s ex-wife but none for Steiner forcing himself on Lashley’s wife and then mocking her, TNA made it clear that one is “real” and the other is just a silly story line. …

TNA threw fans who don’t really care for worked-shoot, soap-style story lines a bone in the form of a really good match between Desmond Wolfe and Daniels. The 10-minute draw was a different type of match than fans are used to seeing on TV, as the emphasis was on technical wrestling. …

With the pay-per-view just three days away, TNA world champion A.J. Styles surprisingly didn’t have much of a presence on the show (he was part of the 10-man tag team match). The booking of Styles as champion has been less than stellar. …

Speaking of questionable booking, I think it was a mistake to have Matt Morgan lose to Brother Ray. I get it that Morgan lost because Jesse Neal gave him a low blow and TNA is trying to get some heat on the eight-man tag match at Final Resolution, but I thought the idea coming out of Morgan’s match with Angle at Bound for Glory was to make him something special. There’s nothing special about getting pinned by Brother Ray in a singles match. …

We all knew that Kevin Nash was putting one over on Mick Foley when he said last week that he had arranged for a meeting with “Hulk,” but the punch line turned out to be better than I expected. The meeting was with “The Incredible Hulk” Lou Ferrigno. …

I sure hope the payoff to the story line of “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal losing to the “legends” is a good one, because right now it just looks as if he is getting buried. At least Tatanka was in better shape than Jim Neidhart. …

I don’t know if Awesome Kong and Hamada are going to be a regular tag team, but I think a program between them and TNA women’s tag team champions Sarita and Taylor Wilde would be really good. …

I’m happy to see Roxxi back in TNA and even happier that the horrible potty-mouth gimmick that she was saddled with before she left has been dropped. Having her score a pinfall victory over Knockouts champion ODB in a nontitle match was a nice way to re-establish her. …

ODB appears to be a heel now, although in TNA you never really know for sure. …

When Lauren slapped Lacey Von Erich and stormed off, I wondered if it was an angle to set up Lauren’s first wrestling match. Apparently, it was Lauren’s swan song. It has been reported that she is leaving TNA because she is getting married. I guess that means the story line that I thought was a sure thing – Lauren turning on Abyss – is never going to happen. …

I’m certainly not a fan of Taz as an announcer, but he does make me laugh at times. When Brother Ray was doing the deal in which he grabs his crotch and gyrates, Taz said to Mike Tenay: “That looks like you at the bar, Mike.”

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December 18, 2009

Quick hits on WWE Superstars

• The best match on Thursday’s episode of WWE Superstars was the opener between Cryme Tyme and the team of Dolph Ziggler and Mike Knox. The only thing I didn’t like about it was the result. JTG pinning Knox? Come on, now. I think it would have made for a nice surprise if the makeshift team “upset” the established team. Poor Ziggler was on the losing end again, but at least this time he wasn’t the one staring up at the lights.

• The Jack Swagger-MVP match was OK, but I thought their match on last week’s show was better. I think what hurt this one is that the result became obvious as the match progressed. Swagger was dominating, so you just knew MVP was going to pull out the victory, especially with Swagger winning last week’s match.

• The announcers kept talking about how good Swagger is and how he has all the tools to be a champion. OK, so we’re all in agreement. Now why is it again that Swagger is jobbing on Superstars and Sheamus is WWE champion?

• Perhaps I’m just not getting enough sleep lately, but I found myself zoning out during the Vance Archer-Tommy Dreamer match.

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Comment of the Week

The featured Ring Posts comment for the week of Dec. 7-13 comes from Lady Trucker, who responded to the entry "My take on Jesse Ventura walking off radio show.”

In the post, I gave my opinion of the verbal confrontation between Ventura and comedian Jim Norton that was captured in a five-minute YouTube clip. Here is Lady Trucker’s comment in its original form:

Hello INCOMPETANT IDIOT! When you report on wrestling matches do you only watch five minutes of the matches on youtube?! FOOLs like you only Viewing part of the conbersation is why neespapers are dying! Your report is incomplete, BIAS, and INACCURATE! Jim Norton has an HBO special, performed in Lucky Louie, appeared on David Letterman, and has appeared Weekly on Jay Leno since Jay started un his new time slot. When Jesse Ventura (an attention whore over the hill marginal wrester who quit his govenors job) appeared on the Opie and Anthony show.... Well Jesse was the FIRST to RAISE his voice, TALK over Jim Norton and THRETENED Jim by saying " lets step outside." Of course you would'nt report a washed up 6"8' three hundred some pound wrestler implying that his strength and size would make him more intelegent than a 5"8 150 pound Lil Jimmy Norton. I will be the first ROFLMAO when your newspaper folds do to incopetent reporting by BIAS IDIOTS like YOU! Enjoy unemployment FOOL!

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December 17, 2009

Quick hits on ECW

• Tuesday’s episode of ECW definitely had an element of unpredictability. In a match between The Hurricane and The Ripper in which an ECW contract for The Ripper was on the line, Hurricane won and unmasked Paul Burchill in the process. So much for that superhero vs. super villain feud that we were all expecting. I’m not sure where this leaves Burchill and Katie Lea, but you would think they have to go to either Raw or Smackdown at this point. The other surprise occurred during the match between Ezekiel Jackson and Vladimir Kozlov. William Regal interfered on Jackson’s behalf and cost Kozlov the match. Regal and Jackson then beat-down Kozlov. That’s two times now that an apparent babyface turn for Jackson has ended up being a swerve. I’m guessing WWE goes the Great Khali route with Kozlov and tries to transform him into a lovable big oaf. Get ready for the return of the “I love Double Double E” catchphrase.

• The unpredictability did not extend to the main event, as Kane scored a decisive victory over Zack Ryder in an ECW Homecoming qualifying match. Other than the fact that former ECW wrestlers who are now on other brands could compete in the tournament, I didn’t quite follow Tiffany’s explanation of how the thing worked. Luckily, wwe.com posted the following: “Throughout the next four weeks, the ECW General Manager will invite former ECW Superstars to compete with current ECW Superstars in The ECW Homecoming. Sixteen Superstars will compete one-on-one and eight will advance to The Homecoming Finale, featuring an Over-the-Top Rope Challenge on the Jan. 12 edition of ECW on Syfy. The winner of the Challenge will receive an ECW Title Match against Christian at Royal Rumble!” I like the concept, but I hope all the current ECW wrestlers won’t be buried.

• It was a nice touch when Gregory Helms walked away after interviewing Burchill and his cape was sticking out from under his jacket.

• Tony Atlas was a riot during The Abraham Washington Show. “Mr. USA” hasn’t been this over since he pinned Hulk Hogan at Madison Square Garden in 1981.

• Trent Barreta and Caylen Croft used a new finisher this week, a cool-looking neckbreaker/powerbomb combination. They need a manager (if managers still existed) or a valet to enhance their act.

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My take on Bret Hart reportedly signing with WWE

When Dennis Miller dropped Bret Hart’s name on Raw Monday night, I figured there was a good chance that “The Hitman” would be the guest host for the Jan. 4 Raw that goes head to head with Hulk Hogan’s debut on a live, three-hour TNA Impact. What I didn’t expect was that Hart would return to WWE for more than a one-night-only appearance.

According to a Wrestling Observer report, Hart has signed a short-term talent contract with WWE that takes effect Jan. 1 and runs through the second week of April. WrestleMania XXVI takes place on March 28.

Hart’s return as an on-air character would make for compelling television, to say the least. Twelve years after the “Montreal Screwjob,” a scripted feud between Hart and Mr. McMahon could finally play out on WWE programming. It also would be interesting to see what – if any – story line interaction Hart would have with Shawn Michaels and Triple H, or if he’d have an opportunity to give a rub to The Hart Dynasty.

Unfortunately, what the 52-year-old Hart can do from a physical standpoint is limited. One would think that WWE would want him to do at least one match (likely against McMahon), but Hart hasn’t wrestled in 10 years due to suffering multiple concussions in 1999 and a stroke in 2002. Still, getting Hart back in the fold in any capacity to counter Hogan’s TNA debut and build to a WrestleMania angle would be a huge coup for WWE.

Will it make Hart look like a hypocrite to work again for WWE, especially if he participates in an angle playing off Montreal? Of course. But on the other hand, Hart coming back as a talent for a few months could actually result in closure, not only for Hart but also for the others who were involved in the “Screwjob.”

As I wrote a few months ago when The Wrestling Observer first reported that Hart was in talks with WWE about returning, if Hart, McMahon, Michaels and Triple H are going to work together, I think they should all sit down in a room together, talk things out and agree to be professional moving forward. Perhaps they already have.

The main thing is for Hart and Michaels to come to some type of understanding. They are no longer the two golden boys of WWE competing for McMahon’s favor, and no matter who was right or wrong in 1997, 12 years is more than long enough to hold a grudge. This will be an opportunity for Hart to show that he is not the bitter egomaniac that some perceive him to be, and for Michaels to show that he is not the same immature prima dona that he admits to being back in the day.

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Baltimore Sun story on WWE's Tribute to the Troops

Here's a link to a story I wrote for today's Live! section of The Baltimore Sun about WWE's "Tribute to the Troops show," which will air at 9 p.m. Saturday on NBC.

To read the story, click here.


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December 15, 2009

Raw: Slammy Awards host Dennis Miller still ruining Monday night broadcasts

And the Slammy Award for worst host of any awards show ever goes to … Dennis Miller for his performance on Raw!

I always look forward to three-hour episodes of Raw, but Miller’s presence on the Slammy Awards Monday night was a bigger buzz-kill than CM Punk at dollar beer night.

Now I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but I have always found Miller to be annoying, obnoxious and not the least bit funny. His idea of comedy consists largely of dropping obscure pop culture references to try and prove that he is smarter than all of us. Remember his ill-advised stint as a color commentator on “Monday Night Football” years ago? Mute buttons in living rooms all over the country were being worn out due to overuse.

On Raw, Miller was awful from the second he walked onto the stage, as he delivered a monologue that stunk worse than Big Dick Johnson’s gym socks. Miller’s “jokes” were met with total silence – well, unless you count the forced chuckles coming from the announce table. I was begging for Abraham Washington to come out and save the show.

Not only was the material not funny, but the political nature of it was inappropriate for the setting. Miller, a conservative, took shots at President Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Michael Moore. He also told Al Sharpton to “suck it” and ridiculed the concept of global warming. The lone joke poking fun at Republicans was visual, as the heads of George Bush and Dick Cheney were superimposed on the bodies of DX. Of course that’s not a personal attack like the other stuff, but I guess that’s what Miller, a regular contributor on Fox News Channel, considers fair and balanced.

It’s ironic that in a skit with Chris Jericho later on the show, Miller said that Jericho was “an energy black hole” and that he “sucks the vibe out of the show in favor of his agenda.”

If the late, great Gorilla Monsoon were alive today, he no doubt would have said “you resemble that remark” to Miller.

Other thoughts on Monday’s show:

There were several interesting name-drops and teases sprinkled throughout the program. Perhaps the biggest shocker was when Vince McMahon asked Miller who he would like to see host the show, and Miller said “Bret Hart.” McMahon basically said that it would never happen, but he did so in such a way that led you to believe that it very well could happen. I wonder if “The Hitman” has any plans for Jan. 4?

Shawn Michaels, when accepting the Slammy for his Match of the Year with The Undertaker, challenged “The Dead Man” to face him in a rematch at WrestleMania XXVI. I think it’s a swerve, however. I still believe it will be Undertaker-Cena and Michaels-Triple H at WrestleMania.

When Chris Jericho accepted the award for tag team of the year, he noted that his partnership with The Big Show was made possible because of Edge’s injury. If Edge is healthy enough to make it back in time, there’s another WrestleMania match.

Jeff Hardy also was mentioned a few times on the show, and he even won a Slammy award (for Extreme Moment of the Year). The Shocker of the Year was Hardy having to retire after losing a steel cage match to Punk. …

While it is a little silly to determine Superstar of the Year by having a one-night tournament between the four nominees, I liked the twist because it meant that we were getting three marquee matches. Plus, the results of the Slammy Awards really aren’t mean to be taken that seriously anyway. …

When the brackets were announced for the Superstar of the Year competition (John Cena vs. Punk, The Undertaker vs. Randy Orton), I figured it was going to be Cena vs. Orton in the finals, with Cena winning – and that’s exactly what happened. Earlier in the show, Cena vowed that he was not going to lose another match on his road to regaining the WWE title, so that pretty much gave away the results. I also knew we weren’t getting Cena vs. The Undertaker at this point. I assumed Orton would defeat The Undertaker due to outside interference (which he did, thanks to Legacy), but I thought for sure it would be Batista who got involved. …

Some people are probably going to complain about WWE putting on another Cena-Orton match, but I didn’t mind it. At least it wasn’t a pay-per-view main event or a title match. Plus, they always work well together and it was a good match. …

I get it that Cena had to be put over strong one night after losing the WWE title to Sheamus, but Punk deserved better than having to tap out in a match that didn’t even last two minutes. …

Cena cut an awesome promo in which he talked about being disappointed that he let people down and how determined he is to not let it happen again. …

My first thought when Cena said that he wasn’t going to lose before regaining the title was that, unlike Jack Swagger, he’ll probably make good on his promise. By the way, Swagger couldn’t even get a cameo appearance on the three-hour show. …

When handing Michaels the Match of the Year award, Triple H said that he knew first-hand how good the Michaels-Undertaker match was because “I had to follow it and I didn’t stand a chance.” Perhaps I’m reading too much into it, but I think that line was scripted as part of the build for Michaels-Triple H at WrestleMania. Michaels has amassed all these WrestleMania moments, but Triple H has yet to have his, so what better way for him to get it than by facing “Mr. WrestleMania” in a singles match. …

Fans booed when the DX-Jeri-Show tag team title match ended in a matter of seconds because DX got intentionally disqualified for shoving down the referee. However, once they realized that DX had pulled one over on Jericho (that was the only rematch for Jeri-Show, and now Jericho has to leave Raw), they cheered. …

What was with McMahon insulting the crowd? Then again, they did boo when Bob Barker was announced as Raw Guest Host of the Year, so they probably deserved to be insulted. Who boos Bob Barker? …

McMahon said that the guest host format was his vision. Wasn’t it Donald Trump’s? …

When introducing Triple H, Miller referred to him as “The Show” instead of “The Game.” Triple H responded by calling Miller “Dennis Milburn.” …

Batista was wearing a bright pink shirt when he interrupted Maria’s acceptance speech for Diva of the Year and started complaining about being the victim of a screwjob at the TLC pay-per-view Sunday night. Hmm. A bitter guy wearing pink whining about being screwed. Nah, it’s too easy. …

Speaking of Maria, I was quite surprised that she won the wwe.com voting for Diva of the Year over Mickie James. …

I’m not sure what the point was of the seven-on-seven match between the divas, who were all dressed in evening gowns. James and Rosa Mendes were the only two women to get into the match, and James pinned her in about a minute. …

I’m not sure if it was Michael Cole or Matt Striker, but one of them made a crack about James getting her outfit at Lane Bryant (a women’s clothing store for plus sizes). Enough already with the jokes about James’ weight. …

Cole jumping around and hugging Big Dick Johnson after winning the “Oh My” Moment of the Year (for vomiting on Jericho on Smackdown’s 10th Anniversary show) was just weird. His verbal jabs at Jim Ross almost made it seem as if he was turning heel. …

Why is the Big Dick Johnson character still around? It’s never been funny and it certainly isn’t family friendly. …

It was fitting that on an episode that had a train-wreck quality to it, The Great Khali and Vladimir Kozlov were actually in the ring together as opponents. In a six-man tag match, Khali joined forces with Kane and Christian. You may remember that it was Kane who put Khali out of action with a vicious attack a few months ago. OK, you probably don’t remember it, so you’ll just have to trust me. Christian explained that his partners decided to “put their differences aside” for one night. Yes it’s bad booking, but it’s not like anyone wanted to see another chapter in the Kane-Khali feud anyway. …

Yoshi Tatsu got a surprising pop when he was tagged into the six-man tag match that saw Tatsu, John Morrison and Mark Henry defeat Zack Ryder, Drew McIntyre and The Miz. Since Tatsu is on ECW, I didn’t think that many people in the crowd would even know who he was. The finish to the match was laugh-out-loud funny. Ryder did his “woo, woo, woo” deal to Tatsu, who immediately kicked him in the head and pinned him.

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Slammy Awards results

Here’s the complete list of Slammy Award winners from Monday night's episode of Raw:

Superstar of the Year: John Cena

Extreme Moment of the Year: Jeff Hardy jumps from ladder onto CM Punk

Shocker of the Year: CM Punk forces Jeff Hardy to retire after steel cage match victory

Match of the Year: Shawn Michaels vs. The Undertaker at WrestleMania

The “Oh My” Moment of the Year: Michael Cole vomits on Chris Jericho at Smackdown’s 10th Anniversary

Diva of the Year: Maria

Breakout Star of the Year: Sheamus

Tag Team of the Year: Jeri-Show

Raw Guest Host of the Year: Bob Barker

Note: Check back later this morning for my thoughts on Raw.

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December 14, 2009

Slammy Awards preview

Here are all the nominees and my picks for the Slammy Awards, which will be handed out tonight on a special three-hour episode of Raw that will be hosted by Dennis Miller.

My selections are based on who I think should win, not necessarily who I think will win.

SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR
• The Undertaker
• John Cena
• Randy Orton
• CM Punk
My pick: Orton

EXTREME MOMENT OF THE YEAR
• Kofi Kingston lands a Boom Drop on Randy Orton at MSG
• Big Show chokeslams John Cena into arena spotlight at Backlash
• Jeff Hardy jumps from ladder onto CM Punk at SummerSlam
• Triple H invades Randy Orton’s home
My pick: Hardy jumps from ladder onto Punk at SummerSlam

SHOCKER OF THE YEAR
• Batista turns against former friend Rey Mysterio
• Randy Orton DDTs Stephanie and forces Triple H to watch
• CM Punk forces Jeff Hardy to retire after steel cage match victory
• Sheamus slams Raw host Mark Cuban through a table
My pick: Orton DDTs Stephanie and forces Triple H to watch

MATCH OF THE YEAR
• Jeff Hardy vs. Edge ladder match at Extreme Rules
• Shawn Michaels vs. Undertaker at WrestleMania
• John Cena vs. Randy Orton “I Quit” match at Breaking Point
• Team Raw vs. Team Smackdown at Bragging Rights
My pick: Michaels vs. Undertaker

THE “OH MY” MOMENT OF THE YEAR
• Chris Masters performs special “dancing pecs” routine for Osbournes
• Shawn Michaels superkicks little girl in cafeteria
• Michael Cole vomits on Chris Jericho at Smackdown’s 10th Anniversary
• Santino Marella accidentally nails Vickie Guerrero with a pie
My pick: Masters’ “dancing pecs”

DIVA OF THE YEAR
• All divas are eligible. This is the only award that will be determined by fan voting.
My pick: Maryse, although there’s no way anyone is beating Mickie James in a popularity contest

BREAKOUT STAR OF THE YEAR• Ysohi Tatsu
• Drew McIntyre
• Sheamus
• Abraham Washington
My pick: Abraham Washington … No, I’m just playin’ (cue Tony Atlas laughing). McIntyre.

TAG TEAM OF THE YEAR
• Jeri-Show
• DX
• Legacy
• The Hart Dynasty
My pick: Jeri-Show

RAW GUEST HOST OF THE YEAR
• Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne
• Bob Barker
• Seth Green
• Shaquille O’Neal
My pick: Bob Barker, come on down!

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TLC thoughts

In my preview for Sunday night’s TLC pay-per-view, I wrote that it “would be insane” for WWE to book Sheamus to win the WWE title from John Cena.

I guess the whole word has gone mad – well, at least the WWE Universe has – because Sheamus is your new WWE champion. I can’t believe I actually typed that last sentence.

The old saying about being careful what you wish for must be true. Like a lot of fans, I wanted to see some fresh faces in the main event picture, but Sheamus certainly wasn’t at the top of my list. In fact, he wasn’t even on my list.

I don’t know how valid the stories are about Sheamus getting his mega-push because he is Triple H’s workout buddy, but the “Celtic Warrior” shooting past at least a half-dozen more deserving guys (in my opinion) and defeating the company’s top star for the title certainly won’t do anything to quell those rumors.

The result of the Sheamus-Cena match slightly dampened my enthusiasm for the rest of the show, but TLC was decent overall. There were no bad matches, but no extraordinary ones, either. As far as the other booking decisions, I didn’t care for the finish to The Undertaker-Batista match, and I think the wrong person went over in the women’s match.

In addition to Sheamus’ championship victory, fellow upstart Drew McIntyre won the Intercontinental title, and DX captured their first tag team title.

Here is a match-by-match look at the show:

DX defeated WWE unified tag team champions Chris Jericho and The Big Show in a tables match to win the title: This was a good match and there some nice spots, but no one will be talking abut it in the same breath as the Edge and Christian/Hardys/Dudleys classic TLC matches. One of the cool spots saw Shawn Michaels and Triple H double-suplex a ladder onto a prone Jericho. In another, Triple H had his leg trapped in the rungs of a ladder and was hanging upside down in the corner when Michaels was tossed upside down into him. That was followed by a splash by The Big Show onto Triple H. It’s always a challenge to do something new in this type of match, but they managed to do so. After Big Show destroyed one of the last remaining ladders (the ladder was broken into two parts), Jericho steadied himself on his partner’s shoulders and tried to retrieve the belts that were suspended above the ring. Michaels, however, hit Sweet Chin Music on Big Show and Jericho went flying over the top rope. He was supposed to go through a tabled that had been set up outside the ring, but he was off the mark and sold that he slammed his head into it. Triple H then grabbed one half of the ladder and held it steady for Michaels to climb up and grab the belts for the win at the 22-minute mark. DX’s victory was not unexpected, and the result became more obvious by the fact that it went on last and only two babyfaces had gone over by that point. I expect DX’s reign to be short one, because Michaels reportedly has no desire to work Smackdown tapings in addition to Raw.

World heavyweight champion The Undertaker defeated Batista in a chairs match: These two have had some really good matches in the past, but this one was just OK. Chairs were used sparingly, which I didn’t see as a negative. At the 13-minute mark, Batista gave The Undertaker a low blow behind the referee’s back and then nailed him with a chair shot to the head (Undertaker did get a hand up to protect himself). The referee made the three count and Batista was announced as the new champion. As Batista was walking back up the ramp, Smackdown general manager Teddy Long appeared on the stage and ordered the match to be restarted because of the low blow. Immediately after the restart, Undertaker hit Batista in the back with a chair and delivered a Tombstone piledriver to retain his title. I have always hated when decisions are randomly overturned because a heel broke the rules to win. Shouldn’t just about every match won by a heel be restarted then? It was suggested in commentary that Long was trying to do right by The Undertaker after double-crossing him a few months ago, which at least makes sense. The finish also necessitates the need for a rematch and plays into the story line of Batista’s frustration boiling over due to the title eluding him time and again. Look for Batista to win the championship in the rematch, which could take place on Smackdown or at the Royal Rumble pay-per-view next month.

Sheamus defeated WWE champion John Cena in a tables match to win the title: The anti-Cena fans made their presence known and there was even a tepid “Let’s go Sheamus” chant early. The match built to a spot in which Cena was attempting to superplex Sheamus through a table that he had set up in the ring. Cena appeared to have trouble keeping his balance, and Sheamus pushed him off the ropes and through the table for the win at the 16-minute mark. The crowd was stunned, and Michael Cole said that he was in shock. Jerry Lawler said it best, however, when he said that Cena “has to be embarrassed.” I suppose the “out” here is that it was a tables match, so Cena was beaten for the title without being pinned or forced to submit. I still think it’s absurd that a guy who has defeated the likes of Randy Orton, Triple H, Michaels, Edge, The Big Show, etc., loses the belt to Sheamus, who immediately takes his place alongside Stan “The Man” Stasiak and The Iron Sheik as the most undeserving WWE champions of all time.

Randy Orton defeated Kofi Kingston: If the goal here was to show that Kingston belonged in a pay-per-view match with a top guy, then it was a success. In the best spot of the 13-minute match, Kingston attempted to hit Orton with a flying bodypress off the top rope onto the floor, but Orton caught him in the mid-section with a perfectly timed dropkick as Kingston was on the way down. Kingston sold his ribs after that and was moving a lot slower than usual. When Orton attempted a punt to the head, Kingston got his arm up at the last moment and sold that his arm was hurting badly. Kingston went for the Trouble in Paradise out of nowhere, but Orton ducked and hit the RKO for the victory. Orton going over is the right call. He needed the win after coming out on the short end of his feud with Cena and having Kingston mostly get the better of him in the build for this match. Plus, losing a competitive match to Orton doesn’t hurt Kingston at all.

ECW champion Christian defeated Shelton Benjamin in a ladder match: These two set the bar high by proclaiming on TV that they would steal the show. The 18-minute match, which went on first, was the best of the night, but it was not an instant classic or anything. That’s not meant as a knock on either man’s performance, as they both worked hard and took some high-impact bumps. Approximately four minutes into the match, Christian was busted open hardway after Benjamin tripped him and a ladder landed on top of him as he fell backward. The action abruptly came to a halt as medical personnel tended to Christian and closed up his wound. The fans booed and chanted “We want blood!” I don’t blame them. After all the bloodbaths we have seen in WWE over the years, it looks ridiculous to have medics running in at the first sign of blood. Here’s a thought: If you’re going to have a no-blood policy, don’t have matches in which ladders can be used as weapons. One of the highlights of the match saw Benjamin standing on a ladder, purposefully tipping himself over and then hitting a flying clothesline off of it. In the spot that set up the finish, Christian hit a splash off the top onto Benjamin, who was on his back across a ladder that was bridged between the ring and the announce table. That ladder snapped in two upon impact. From there, Christian got back in the ring, scaled a ladder and retrieved the belt that was been suspended above the ring. Benjamin had the advantage for the majority of the match, but the resilient champion overcame yet another fierce challenge. It’s kind of funny (or sad) that the ECW champion is a much bigger star than the WWE champion.

Drew McIntyre defeated Intercontinental champion John Morrison to win the title: I’m slightly surprised that McIntyre won the title on his first attempt, but I don’t think it’s a bad idea. To me, McIntyre has more of “it” than Sheamus. McIntyre picked up the win after he poked Morrison in the eye and then hit his double-underhook DDT finisher.

WWE women’s champion Michelle McCool defeated Mickie James: Unless this program is being extended and James is eventually getting the title, I’m perplexed by this result. After all that “Piggy James” stuff that James was subjected to on television, you mean to tell me the heels (McCool and Layla) are actually going to get the last laugh over the most popular woman on the roster? The match was good. McCool and James both showed a lot of intensity and it really came across as a grudge match. The crowd was into it, too, and it seemed like McCool had real heat rather than go-away heat. I think the “Piggy James” skit had something to do with it. McCool got the pin after she kicked James hard in the face following a distraction from Layla.

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December 13, 2009

TLC preview

Predictions for tonight’s WWE pay-per-view:

WWE unified tag team champions Chris Jericho and The Big Show vs. DX in a TLC match: I’m not sure if this is the “official” main event, but it is in my opinion. Judging by the way Jericho and Big Show laid out DX on Raw and the fact that one of the selling points has been that DX has never been tag team champions, I think Shawn Michaels and Triple H win the belts. The only problem is that I think a lot of people are expecting it to happen, which means there’s always a chance that WWE will go the other way – but I don’t think so.

World heavyweight champion The Undertaker vs. Batista in a chairs match: I think it’s a pretty safe bet that Batista is getting the title in the near future. The question is just how soon it will happen. I have a feeling tonight’s the night. Batista has been rejuvenated as a heel and it wouldn’t make sense to kill his momentum.

WWE champion John Cena vs. Sheamus in a tables match: It’s one thing for WWE to give Sheamus a prominent spot on the card, but it’s another for him to actually defeat the company’s top star for the title. That would be insane. I expect Cena to win but Sheamus to be booked to look strong in defeat.

Kofi Kingston vs. Randy Orton: This is the only match on the show in which a title is not at stake, but it’s still one of the most compelling. It’s Kingston’s highest profile match to date. Win or lose, he has to come out of it looking like he’s on Orton’s level if he is to be taken seriously as a near-the-top guy. I figure Ted DiBiase Jr. and Cody Rhodes will get involved in some form. Unless it’s a swerve, it looks as if the expected Orton-DiBiase program is off the books for now, so I’m guessing Orton escapes with a win due to Legacy’s interference.

ECW champion Christian vs. Shelton Benjamin in a ladder match: Christian and Benjamin have been selling this match on TV as the show-stealer, and if given the proper time, it very well could be. I’m going with Christian to retain the title.

Intercontinental champion John Morrison vs. Drew McIntyre: I have a hunch that this is going to have an inconclusive finish. It’s probably not time yet for McIntyre to win the title, but I don’t think he should be beaten yet either. I’m thinking double disqualification.

WWE women’s champion Michelle McCool vs. Mickie James: After the way McCool and Layla have taunted and humiliated James on TV, James has to win the title tonight, doesn’t she? Well, it wouldn’t surprise me if she didn’t, but I’m predicting she will.

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December 12, 2009

TLC viewing party

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Smackdown: John Morrison shines with quips not flips

John Morrison put himself on the wrestling map with his spectacular acrobatic moves, but his movement up the card has stalled because of his inability to cut main event-level promos.

On Friday night’s episode of Smackdown, however, Morrison did perhaps his best work yet on the mic – and he did it dressed as Mel Gibson’s character (William Wallace) from “Braveheart,” complete with a Scottish accent, face paint, a sword and a kilt.

When I first saw Morrison coming out in the get-up to confront Drew McIntyre, I thought for sure it was going to bomb, but he made it work. Morrison appeared to be having fun with the material and seemed a lot more relaxed than usual delivering his lines. Now the trick is for him to be that smooth when he’s not imitating a movie character.

I thought McIntyre was good, too, and I liked the fact that the brief brawl between he and Morrison looked like a real fight more than a worked one. Overall, the segment did a nice job of selling Sunday’s Morrison-McIntyre Intercontinental match at the TLC pay-per-view.

Other thoughts on Friday’s show:

I did have a couple nitpicks with the Morrison-McIntyre confrontation, however. One was that it was just a little too convenient that seconds after McIntyre mentioned William Wallace, here comes Morrison in full costume as the character. The other thing I didn’t care for was Morrison making inside references during his promo. For a second, I felt like I was watching TNA Impact. He talked about McIntyre brown-nosing guys such as Ricky Steamboat, Arn Anderson, Irwin R. Schyster and John Laurinaitis. Beyond the fact that a younger segment of the audience may not know those names, an even larger segment probably has no idea that they work behind the scenes as producers. And even fewer people are likely to be familiar with Laurinaitis, the executive vice president of talent relations. ...

Batista continues to impress since turning heel. He cut a good promo to open the show and looked dominant in the main event by scoring another decisive victory over Rey Mysterio, this time in a Street Fight. The post-match angle saw Undertaker gain a measure of revenge by attacking Batista with a chair. “The Animal” escaped, however, before Undertaker could do serious damage, whetting the appetite for their world heavyweight title match at TLC. ...

I’m not sure why WWE called the Batista-Mysterio match a Street Fight. I guess I’m old school, because my idea of a Street Fight is two guys in jeans and cowboys boots whipping each other with leather belts and pulling out all the stops. This was just two guys in tights basically doing a pretty tame no-disqualification match. ...

I liked the tag team match in which CM Punk and Luke Gallows defeat Matt Hardy and R-Truth. Gallows was put over as a monster. I wouldn’t mind seeing Hardy and R-Truth as a regular tag team. It’s not like their singles careers are on fire at the moment. Plus, the unified tag team belts actually mean something now, so being in a tag team is not a dead end. ...

I was surprised that Mike Knox lost to Kane for the second straight week. Why not let Knox win one and give him a chance to get over by participating in a competitive program? ...

Todd Grisham said during Mickie James’ match that she “brings home the bacon,” an obvious reference to the “Piggy James” deal. Grisham is a babyface announcer, so he never should have made a remark that belittles a babyface and validates the heels’ insults. Matt Striker got one in as well when he said that James’ hat “smelled like bacon bits.” He plays a subtle heel, so I didn’t have a problem with him doing it.

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December 11, 2009

Never a dull moment on TNA Impact

I’m guessing that a lot of people probably hated Thursday night’s episode of TNA Impact. When Kevin Nash was put in charge of the show (in the story line) and he announced the lineup for the evening, I thought I would hate it, too. But, God help me, I actually found it entertaining.

At one point, Mike Tenay remarked that the show – which featured a man vs. woman match, a mud wrestling match, a women’s Trailer Park Throwdown (the competitors had to down a six-pack of beer before the match) and a TNA title match awarded to the highest bidder – had Nash’s fingerprints all over it. Of course, the truth is that it was Vince Russo’s fingerprints.

Russo’s irreverent “Crash TV” often misses the mark, but not this time. The show never dragged, and you can’t ask for more than that. Don’t get me wrong. I wouldn’t want to see this kind of show every week. I do like shows that feature in-ring action, but I don’t think it’s a bad idea to mix things up.

The best part of the show was the footage of Mick Foley trying to track down Jeff Jarrett in Tennessee. Not much happened in the first couple segments, but Foley has the ability to make even the mundane watchable. The payoff was good, as Foley found a scruffy Jarrett sitting at a bar and convinced him to return to the Impact Zone next week.

Foley and Jarrett spoke in vague terms about TNA president Dixie Carter mistreating Jarrett and how “the punishment did not fit the crime.” When discussing coming back, Jarrett also asked “What about Kurt?” Yes, TNA is going there.

Personally, I think a Jarrett-Angle feud playing off their real-life issues (Jarrett is in a relationship with Angle’s ex-wife) could be really good.

Other thoughts on Thursday’s show:

With all the gimmick matches on the program, it has to be considered a major upset that there wasn’t a pole match. ...

I suppose the politically correct thing to do would be to condemn the mud wrestling match between Lacey Von Erich and Velvet Sky (refereed by Madison Rayne), but as a red-blooded male, I just can’t do it. The “match” was actually tamer than I thought it would be. The mud made it difficult for the women to keep their balance, so they were slipping all over the place. In other words, Von Erich gave her typical performance. ...

I find it funny that TNA used to promote its women as more athletic and skilled than WWE’s divas, and now the Knockouts are wrestling in mud, which is the kind of thing the divas don’t do anymore. ...

The ODB-Tara Trailer Park Throwdown – which was won by ODB – was a fun weapons match. Yes, I do see the irony of Tara participating in a match in which she had to drink a six-pack of beer before competing a week after she said she left WWE because she was treated as a joke and wanted real competition. ...

There were a number of funny lines on the show, but one of the funniest had to be when Taz said that “Nash has a future booking wrestling matches.” Anyone who remembers Nash’s tenure as the leader of the booking committee in WCW in 1999 knows just how hilarious it really is. ...

Another good Taz line occurred during the ODB-Tara match. After Tara hit ODB low with a kendo stick, he said, “Would that even really hurt? Well, who knows with ODB.” ...

It only lasted about two seconds, but Russo and writing partner Ed Ferrara had a cameo when Foley was searching the TNA offices for Jarrett. As anyone who reads this blog regularly knows, I’m not a big fan of Russo as a booker, but I did find him entertaining as a performer in WCW (although not in large doses). I wouldn’t mind seeing him back on TV as a character, but only if he gave up his writing position. We don’t need to see Russo booking himself as world champion again. ...

When Foley mentioned that he couldn’t be fired under any circumstances, he said that he could even say “Gewirtz” on television. That was a reference to Raw head writer Brian Gewirtz, which reportedly was the name that was bleeped out on last week’s show when Foley was asked who the smartest person he knows is. Like a lot of stuff in TNA, I’m sure only a small percentage of viewers got the reference. ...

I’m glad the A.J. Styles-Desmond Wolfe match – which Styles won after Wolfe was distracted by Daniels – for the TNA world title lasted only five minutes. Actually, that may have been five minutes too long. Styles-Wolfe is a marquee matchup, and their first meeting shouldn’t be given away on free TV. ...

The Eric Young-Hamada match was entertaining for what it was. I liked that Young had to win with his feet on the ropes. It gets heat on him because he cheated to beat a woman, and it makes Hamada look tough for holding her own and losing under those circumstances. ...

Normally, I wouldn’t be in favor of one guy beating three – especially when two of the three are the tag team champions – but I liked Chris Sabin overcoming the odds and defeating all three members of The British Invasion. It worked because Rob Terry was the one who did the job. ...

Scott Steiner was hilarious on this show. When Christy Hemme was interviewing him, for some reason she put her hand on his chest, and he grabbed it and pushed it lower. Then after she asked a question that he didn’t like, he said, “You’ve replaced JB [Jeremy Borash] and you’re already [ticking] me off!’ The best, however, was when he threatened to beat up Bobby and Kristal Lashley’s son. “Isn’t he two?” Hemme asked. “No, he one and a half,” Steiner replied. “I don’t discriminate against age. I’ll beat anybody up.” ...

TNA pushed the envelope at the end of the mixed tag match that pitted the Lashleys against Steiner and Awesome Kong. Steiner covered Kristal for the pin in a very suggestive manner, and then took it a step further by doing push-ups on top of her. Again, it’s not politically correct, but I found it humorous because it was just so over the top. ...

By the way, how is it that Nash was able to book Kristal Lashley in a match? Is she a TNA talent? Wait, let me rephrase that. Is she on the TNA roster? ...

“Black Machismo” Jay Lethal cut an awesome promo. His Randy Savage impersonation seemed even more spot-on than usual.

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Quick hits on WWE Superstars

• I thought Thursday’s episode of WWE Superstars was above average. All three matches – Jack Swagger vs. MVP, Dolph Ziggler vs. Finlay, and The Hart Dynasty vs. Jimmy Wang Yang and Slam Master J – were good.

• Swagger’s performance on the mic and in his victory over MVP – which went about 12 minutes – reminded me of just how good this kid is. Not to beat a dead horse, but I would be a lot more excited about John Cena’s WWE title defense Sunday at the TLC pay-per-view if Swagger was the challenger instead of Sheamus. I like the fact that Swagger went over, since the win probably benefits him more than MVP at this point. Swagger still has a big upside, while MVP – unfortunately – probably isn’t ever going to be any higher on the card than he is now.

• There was a lot of referencing of Swagger’s lisp – MVP mentioned it in a promo and Swagger responded in his promo. I really hope his speech impediment does not become a major part of his gimmick.

• There was a sign in the crowd that said: “Swagger Ziggler deserve better.” Amen.

• Ziggler was impressive in his win over Finlay.

• When talking about the effects of chair shots, Matt Striker mentioned a ringing in the ears and seeing a flash of white light. I know he’s trying to sell the TLC show, but the timing couldn’t have been worse. There was a report on espn.com a couple days ago that quoted a doctor specializing in brain research who said that Andrew “Test” Martin had the same damage to his brain that Chris Benoit had, and it was caused by repeated blows to the head.

• I marked out for the spot during the tag match when Natalya body-slammed Yang on the outside of the ring. Also, Tyson Kidd’s finisher – a snapmare into an RKO – looked awesome.

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The Abyss footage too shocking for Spike

I watched the footage involving Abyss, Dr. Stevie, Raven and Daffney that was teased on TNA Impact Thursday night before it was eventually decided that it was too graphic for Spike TV. It was announced that the clip would be available on TNA’s Web site.

I figured the idea behind this was to drive traffic to the Web site, and I thought it was a good one. However, when I watched the video, I was surprised that it even aired on the Web site.

I say that not because of how graphic it was, but because of how much it exposed the business (yes, I know that is an outdated term). It looked to me as if the clip was actually of a rehearsal of the stunt that was supposed to take place on Impact later that night.

In the clip, the heels set Abyss on fire. What made it look like a practice run is the fact that Stevie, Raven and Daffney are all in their street clothes, the punches looked extremely soft, and there are a bunch of crew members standing around watching as if it was no big deal that a guy was on fire. Stevie even handed the torch to a stage hand, and you could hear someone doing an exaggerated fake scream in the background.

It reminded me of a video from several years ago that leaked out of WWE doing a dry run in the arena before a pay-per-view of The Undertaker pulling a lever that dropped Paul Bearer into a vat of cement and “buried him alive.”

I wonder if Abyss was truly harmed during the stunt (it sure looked dangerous) and that’s why the angle wasn’t repeated later in the Impact Zone.



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December 10, 2009

Hulk Hogan predicts big rating for TNA Impact going against Raw

Hulk Hogan predicted on a satellite radio show that TNA’s three-hour live Impact on Jan. 4, which goes head-to-head with Raw, will do a 3.0 rating.

Wow, I thought Hogan was smarter than that, brother. He has to know there’s very little chance of TNA coming close to that number, so why set the company up for failure? Why not just say that it’s going to be a great show, they got some big surprises and that their goal is to eventually beat WWE?

The best rating Impact has ever done is a 1.3. I’m not sure the show could get a 3.0 on Jan. 4 even if the people Hogan is bringing with him are The Rock, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and Shane McMahon.

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Quick hits on ECW

• I thought Tuesday’s episode of ECW was pretty bland. The best part was the ending to the post-match segment of the Christian, Shelton Benjamin and Yoshi Tatsu versus the Ruthless Roundtable match. With his ECW title belt dangling from the ceiling, Christian put a ladder in the ring and began to climb. Suddenly, Benjamin springboarded off the ropes onto the ladder and climbed up to where he was face to face with Christian. The opponents for Sunday’s ladder match at the TLC pay-per-view each grabbed ahold of the belt as the show went off the air.

• When given the choice of wrestling in the six-man together or facing each other, Vladimir Kozlov chose the former, while Ezekiel Jackson picked the latter. I liked the angle because it got the point across that Kozlov wants no part of Jackson. It also was an attempt to build anticipation for the inevitable Jackson-Kozlov match. Unfortunately, right now the audience doesn’t seem to care if they fight or not.

• Vance Archer’s win over Tommy Dreamer was his first match that wasn’t a squash, but the fans still didn’t react much to Archer.

• Trent Barreta and Caylen Croft have the makings of a decent tag team, but, unfortunately, they don’t have any tag teams on ECW to feud with – at least not at the moment.

• Now that we have masked villain The Ripper and his female sidekick (did they give her a name?) in ECW, perhaps The Hurricane will even up the sides by bringing back Super Stacy. Probably not.

• It’s not often that the dull Josh Matthews makes me laugh, but I did chuckle when his broadcast partner Byron Saxton was getting all excited and Matthews said, “Why are you yelling at me?”

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December 9, 2009

Comment of the Week

The featured Ring Posts comment of the past week goes to Jon, who responded Monday (Nov. 30) to the entry "Bret Hart said what?”

In the post, I discussed the fact that Bret Hart said in an interview that "in a lot of ways, I think [Melina] is the best wrestler in the world right now.” Here is Jon's comment:

The only move that Melina hasn't botched in the last 2 months is her ring entrance. Somehow, I think that's the only thing that really matters for the Hitman.

I will select the Ring Posts Comment of the Week every Monday (or whenever I get around to it).

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December 8, 2009

Mark Cuban: The host with the most on Raw

Anyone familiar with Mark Cuban already knew before Raw aired Monday night from Dallas that he’s a natural for pro wrestling, so it was no surprise that the flamboyant owner of the Dallas Mavericks hit a home run with his performance as guest host. Wait, wrong sport. Make that a slam dunk.

Cuban was like Bret Hart during his feud with Steve Austin in 1997 – a heel everywhere else but a huge babyface in his own backyard. Personally, I respect Cuban for his passion, his commitment to winning and being a non-conformist. He’s a breath of fresh air compared to the large number of faceless, stodgy owners of professional sports teams.

Cuban brought the same enthusiasm that he shows at Mavericks home games to Raw, and he had more of a presence on the show than any other host. Cuban sat in the front row (along with several members of the Mavs), handled himself well on the microphone, refereed a match and got put through a table by Sheamus. The latter was a SportsCenter moment. “Da-da da, da-da da.”

The only thing I didn’t care for was Cuban standing up to and shoving down Sheamus, who is being portrayed as a monster heel. Shaquille O’Neal putting his hands on a wrestler is one thing, but not a non-athlete should have backed off.

Also, because Cuban is so disliked outside of Dallas, it probably didn’t make anyone watching hate Sheamus for assaulting Cuban. It did get Shemaus on SportsCenter, however, which is good for WWE as far as getting his face out to a wide audience.

Other thoughts on Monday’s show:

WWE has been criticized for focusing too much on the guest hosts on Raw and not enough on selling its pay-per-views. Despite this being The Mark Cuban show, however, I thought WWE did a good job of hard-selling Sunday’s TLC show. …

John Cena cut another strong promo on Sheamus, and to be fair, Sheamus’ promo wasn’t bad either. One byproduct of Sheamus’ premature big push is that it’s making Cena more popular. It seems that even the anti-Cena contingent doesn’t want to cheer Sheamus. By the way, it’s not often that I fast-forward during Raw, but every time a video package of Sheamus aired, my finger hit the button. …

Chris Jericho and The Big Show’s beat-down of DX was very well done. It really made you want to see Jericho get his comeuppance at TLC because he has been mouthing off and backing it up, even getting the last laugh when put in a two-on-one handicap match against Shawn Michaels and Triple H. …

I was surprised WWE actually put on a match between Randy Orton and Kofi Kingston six days before they face each other on pay-per-view. It was kept short at least and it did make sense in the story line. …

I was thinking how lame the DX backstage skit was as they were babbling about Stars Wars characters, when suddenly Michaels and Triple H pulled scripts out of their pockets and remarked how awful the dialogue was. Now that was funny. …

Man, am I sick of Hornswoggle interacting with DX. …

Maryse is so great in her role. Her match with Gail Kim had more heat than most WWE women’s matches. …

It was so obvious that the referee saw Maryse’s feet on the ropes when she pinned Kim – and he had to sell that he didn’t – that Michael Cole said, “The referee apparently didn’t see it.” I was glad he emphasized the word “apparently.” Otherwise the announcers would have looked ridiculous. …

The Miz got an impressive win over Mark Henry. I liked the finish, as Miz turned Henry’s attempt at the World’s Strongest Slam into a DDT for the win. …

Chris Masters is actually getting over as a mid-card babyface due to his dancing pecs. It is pretty entertaining, but it probably has a limited shelf life, ala Charlie Haas’ impersonator gimmick. …

Evan Bourne and Primo, who lost again to Ted DiBiase Jr. and Cody Rhodes, make a good jobber-to-the-stars tag team. They won’t win, but the match will be exciting and they’ll make their opponents look good. It’s a shame though, that a guy as talented as Bourne is relegated to that role.

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December 7, 2009

Ric Flair: 'I think I would be a good addition to TNA'

Whenever the subject of TNA has come up in the past, Ric Flair always spoke negatively about the company and reportedly never even considered taking a meeting when TNA reached out to him.

Apparently, times have changed.

In an interview with syndicated wrestling columnist Alex Marvez last week, Flair for the first time did not dismiss the possibility of going to TNA.

"I haven't entertained the idea of working there because I've been so loyal to WWE, but you never know what's going to go on," Flair told Marvez. "I don't want to make any predictions, but I've certainly got a lot left to offer. I think I would be a good addition to [TNA's] program.

"Everything is about money, timing, what they want me to do and the job description. There's a lot up in the air. I haven't talked to [TNA ownership] yet, but I've had conversations with people who work there. I've stood by WWE, but if they're not going to use me anymore, I'm ready for any kind of action."

I'd be surprised if we don't see Flair in TNA soon. He and Hulk Hogan are now in business together, and wherever Hogan goes, Flair is sure to follow. I could see TNA coming up with a story line that involves Flair, Hogan and Sting.

Having "The Nature Boy" on its roster would certainly be another feather in TNA's cap, and I agree with him that he still has a lot to offer -- but only as an on-air character, not as a wrestler.

In my opinion, Flair has already tarnished the emotional and unprecedented sendoff WWE gave him last year by wrestling Hogan recently in a series of matches in Australia. Wrestling in the U.S. for WWE's competitor, however, would be the ultimate slap in the face to WWE and all the fans who believed they were witnessing something special the weekend of March 29-31, 2008 in Orlando, Fla.

If Flair does join TNA, it will mean that he, Hogan, Eric Bischoff and Vince Russo will all be working together again. Among that foursome, only Hogan and Bischoff have consistently been on good terms with one another. I say have a camera follow all of them around backstage as they interact with each other and make a reality show out of that.

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December 6, 2009

TNA taking on Raw head-to-head

TNA has taken another step in its quest to become legitimate competition for WWE. Hulk Hogan’s first live appearance on TNA Impact will be a three-hour live special that takes place on Monday, Jan. 4 and goes head-to-head with Raw. The announcement was made by Hogan in an interview at “The Ultimate Fighter” finale in Las Vegas Saturday night.

"Going head-to-head on Jan. 4 makes the statement loud and clear: Game on!” Hogan said in a TNA news release. Said TNA president Dixie Carter in the release: “We’re firing that first shot.”

This is not yet a full-scale sequel to the Monday Night Wars that existed between WWE and WCW from 1995 to 2001, however, as Impact will return to its normal Thursday time slot that week with an encore showing of Monday’s special.

TNA taking on WWE head-to-head – even if for only one night at this point – is exciting news for wrestling fans. As the past has proven, competition makes the entire industry better. When WCW launched Nitro opposite Raw – and it went on to beat WWE’s show for 83 consecutive weeks – it lit a fire under WWE chairman Vince McMahon, and that led to WWE becoming the huge success that it is today.

I applaud TNA for taking this gamble – and it is a gamble. I don’t think TNA can realistically expect to beat Raw on Jan. 4, but an excessively low rating would be demoralizing for the upstart company.

The last time TNA and WWE went head-to-head, it was a rout in WWE’s favor – and it took place on TNA’s night. Raw was pre-empted on Monday, Feb. 12, 2007 and moved to Thursday, where it beat Impact, 3.0 to 0.6. TNA, however, does have more star power now, with Hogan obviously being the biggest name on the roster.

Whether WWE responds by putting a loaded show together for Jan. 4 remains to be seen. Regardless, it will be quite an interesting evening.

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December 5, 2009

Drew McIntyre delivers on Smackdown

Drew McIntyre passed his first true test since his push began, as he looked good in a well-worked match against John Morrison that highlighted a fine episode of Smackdown Friday night.

McIntyre pinned the Intercontinental champion in the non-title match, which obviously sets up a title program between the two. McIntyre, who to this point had mostly been gaining quick victories, held up his end in a match with the talented Morrison that went approximately 13 minutes.

I’m not sure the “WWE Universe” cared all that much about McIntyre before this match, but I think he opened some eyes by scoring a relatively clean win over Morrison.

Other thoughts on Friday’s show:

When bringing up the fact that McIntyre has been touted as a future world champion by WWE chairman Vince McMahon, Matt Striker added that McIntyre and McMahon work out together. That has to be a joke aimed at the Internet Wrestling Community, which has been buzzing about Sheamus receiving a big push on Raw because he is Triple H’s workout partner. …

Batista got a lot of heat for his attack on The Undertaker – pretty much the exact opposite reaction he got when he destroyed Rey Mysterio at the Survivor Series. Speaking of Mysterio, it was announced that he and Batista will be wrestling in a street fight on next week’s show, so Mysterio will not be undergoing knee surgery as was initially believed. According to The Wrestling Observer, Mysterio plans to put the surgery off until after WrestleMania. If his knee is as bad as what has been reported, he’s taking a major risk. …

It was nice to see R-Truth in a competitive match with someone of CM Punk’s stature. The post-match beat-down of R-Truth by Punk and Luke Gallows likely sets up a match between R-Truth and Punk at the TLC pay-per-view a week from Sunday. …

R-Truth’s troubled past and how he has turned his life around was referenced during his match against Punk. With a story like that (remember the great vignettes that introduced R-Truth?), I can’t believe WWE hasn’t given him a major babyface push. …

I like how Punk’s character has evolved to where he now is being depicted as a cult leader. I wonder if he will have any more converts. …

I enjoyed the women’s triple threat match that saw Mickie James defeat Natalya and Beth Phoenix to earn a shot at Michelle McCool’s WWE women’s title. It went seven minutes (including a commercial break), which is more time than the women are usually given, but I would like to have seen it go even longer. McCool, who was seated at ringside, was cheering when Phoenix had the advantage, which didn’t make sense to me. Even though McCool dislikes James, would she really rather face the powerful Phoenix with the title on the line? …

James cut a good promo after the match. It was nice to see Maria – who saved James from an attack by McCool and Layla – back on the show. I wonder if WWE will revisit the angle with her and Dolph Ziggler. …

Chris Jericho cut an excellent promo putting over the danger of a TLC match. …

I loved the finish to the Jericho and Big Show vs. Cryme Tyme match. Shad Gaspard got the hot tag at the same time that Jericho tagged in Big Show. Gaspard came charging into the ring and Big Show knocked him out with one punch and pinned him. I have a feeling that Gaspard is still paying for the incident in October when he said he was sick and pulled out of a match on Smackdown in which he was supposed to do the job. Big Show did nothing but throw one punch because he had undergone arthroscopic knee surgery five days earlier, The Wrestling Observer reported. …

Kane and Mike Knox had a good big man’s match. Of course, Kane won. Once again, I have to ask: Why Sheamus and not Knox? …

It looks as if Eric Escobar is still on the show – for now. He has turned babyface, but even with the heat that Vickie Guerrero has, I’m not convinced that fans will cheer for Escobar.

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December 4, 2009

TNA Impact: Jeff Jarrett back on the scene

For the first time in nearly five months, TNA founder Jeff Jarrett had a presence on Impact. We didn’t see him on Thursday’s episode, but we did hear his voice in a telephone conversation with Mick Foley.

Foley, still paranoid about Hulk Hogan’s imminent arrival in the company, called Jarrett and asked him to come back and take care of the situation. Jarrett promptly told him to shove it and hung up on him.

Earlier in the show, it became apparent that Jarrett was on his way back to TV because his name was brought up during TNA president Dixie Carter’s sit-down interview with Mike Tenay. It goes without saying that the subject of Jarrett would not have been raised unless he was returning.

Carter spoke in vague terms about Jarrett being put on leave due to a personal situation that affected the company and put everyone in a bad position. For those who don’t know or don’t remember, it became public knowledge last summer that Jarrett was in a relationship with Karen Angle, Kurt’s former wife and a former TNA talent. Jarrett disappeared from TNA shortly thereafter with the story that he was taking time off for personal reasons.

Judging by Jarrett’s tone with Foley, I expect him to be a heel when he returns. Jarrett as a babyface was starting to wear thin with the fans before his departure, and with Angle now a babyface, an Angle-Jarrett program almost certainly will happen.

When Desmond Wolfe first showed up in TNA and attacked Angle, the announcers speculated that someone sent Wolfe to take him out. I said right away that my money was on Jarrett and Karen Angle. It will be interesting to see if things play out that way.

Other thoughts on Thursday’s show:

The Carter interview was good, as it had elements of both kayfabe and real life. For the sake of TNA, I just hope she knows what she’s doing by bringing in Hogan. …

I rolled my eyes when Kevin Nash said that he was thinking of “putting the band back together.” An nWo tease? How lame. Yeah, that’s just what I want to see, a haggard Scott Hall taking up space. If TNA does want to reunite “the band,” it couldn’t call the act the nWo, as WWE owns the rights to that name. …

Matt Morgan and Hernandez got a huge pop when they came out to save D’Angelo Dinero and Suicide from Team 3D and Jesse Neal. Morgan seemingly became a “made man” with his match against Angle at the Bound for Glory pay-per-view, but the follow-up hasn’t done much for him. …

I think Eric Young is doing a fantastic job as a heel, but comparing him to Shawn Michaels is a bit much. …

A.J. Styles was attacked again by a mystery man, so that angle hasn’t been forgotten. It has to be Tomko, right? …

Someone finally realized that Bobby Lashley can’t cut a promo, so they had his wife do it for him. Kristal Lashley seemed very comfortable on the mic. The Lashleys must be turning heel, because letting the woman do the talking for the jacked-up man is not characteristic of a babyface. …

I liked what Victoria was saying during the “Trash Talk with ODB” segment about how she hated that she became a joke in WWE and she broke her contract so she could compete against the best in TNA, but I hated her delivery. I thought the crying was a little over the top, and she looked weak when she ran off in tears after ODB attacked her. By the way, I hope this wasn’t the start of a heel turn for ODB. She’s way too entertaining as a babyface to do that. …

Is there going to be dissension already between Dr. Stevie and Raven? It seems that way, since Stevie abandoned Raven during their handicap match against Angle. …

The Hamada-Sarita match was entertaining. When the subject of the best women wrestlers comes up, Hamada definitely has to be in the discussion. It’s great that there is a place for someone who possesses her skills but doesn’t have the “diva” look. …

I liked the Alex Shelley-Doug Williams match. It’s a shame they couldn’t have gotten more than four minutes. …

Did I hear Wolfe refer to the fans as “window lickers?” I don’t know what that means, but it’s pretty funny. Still not as good as calling the fans “mucilaginous troglodytes,” though. …

It was nice to see D-Lo Brown get a little camera time. He works behind the scenes as an agent in TNA. …

What was with the cameraman sticking his hands in front of the camera? I don’t know who thinks that’s funny, but to me, it just makes the show look amateurish.

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Eddie 'Umaga' Fatu dead at 36

Eddie Fatu, who wrestled as Umaga in WWE, died today after suffering a second heart attack while in the hospital in Houston, wrestlingobserver.com reported. He was 36.

An earlier report on the Web site said that Fatu’s wife found him in front of the TV not breathing and with blood coming out of his nose. He was rushed to the hospital and family members were told that he was in “a life-threatening condition.”

WWE posted the following on its Web site: “WWE would like to express its deepest condolences to Mr. Fatu’s family, friends and fans on his tragic passing. Mr. Fatu was under contract at various time periods and most recently performed under the name “Umaga.” Mr. Fatu’s contract was terminated on June 11, 2009.”

Fatu was fired for refusing to go to rehab after his second violation of the WWE’s Wellness Program. I can’t help but think that things would have been different for Fatu had he taken WWE up on its offer to send him to rehab.

I also send out my condolences to Fatu’s family and friends.

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My take on Jesse Ventura walking off radio show

I haven’t commented on the incident in which Jesse Ventura stormed off a satellite radio show earlier this week because I really didn’t want to give the show any more publicity. Since several people have asked me about it, however, I’ll give my opinion.

The name of the show in question is out there, but I am not going to give the people involved with the show the satisfaction of getting another mention in the press. That’s exactly why they pull these kinds of stunts. Judging by that, you can probably guess which side I’m on.

For those who don’t know, Ventura appeared in studio on the show to promote his new “Conspiracy Theory” program on truTV. The former governor of Minnesota ended up in a heated debate with some obnoxious “comedian” who I’ve never heard of about the government’s possible involvement in 9/11 and whether the U.S. should have gone to war.

In the five-minute clip that I saw on YouTube, the “comedian” raised his voice (even after Ventura asked him to calm down), spoke over him, insulted him and basically did everything he could to get Ventura to take a swing at him. I thought Ventura showed remarkable restraint by not doing so. I honestly can’t say that I could have done the same thing under those circumstances.

I suppose Ventura should have known what he was getting into by appearing on the show. Personally, I can’t stand these shock radio, Howard Stern-wannabe shows. They’re too mean-spirited for my taste, and when discussing serious subjects they only lower the discourse.

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Reports: Former WWE star Umaga seriously ill

Former WWE star Umaga, whose real name is Eddie Fatu, has been hospitalized and is in a “life-threatening condition,” according to reports from various wrestling Web sites.

Wrestlingobserver.com reported that family members had been told that Fatu, 36, suffered a heart attack. The Web site went on to say that he apparently fell asleep watching television Thursday night, and his wife found him hours later not breathing with blood coming out of his nose.

Fatu, who was fired by WWE last June for refusing to go to rehab after his second violation of the company’s Wellness Program, had just returned home to Houston after being part of the Hulkamania Tour in Australia.

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Quick hits on WWE Superstars

• The Dolph Ziggler-Matt Hardy match that headlined Thursday’s episode of WWE Superstars was good. I especially liked the finishing sequence, which saw Hardy counter Ziggler’s Zig-Zag by holding onto the rope, and then Ziggler turning Hardy’s attempt at the Twist of Fate into a backslide for the victory. Boy, did Ziggler ever need that win. Unfortunately, he got it on WWE’s least-watched show.

• Well, we now know what’s next for Paul Burchill after he was forced to leave ECW. A masked man that was obviously Burchill attacked The Hurricane during his match against Zack Ryder. I wonder what Burchill’s new character will be named. The Ripper, perhaps? I assume we’ll see Katie Lea donning a mask, as well. I’m still not sure whether this direction is a step up for the Burchills or not.

• The outcome of the tag match between Legacy and Evan Bourne and Primo was never in doubt, but the action was good. Bourne took another crazy bump, as he landed awkwardly on his head after receiving a vicious clothesline from Ted DiBiase Jr.

• I was surprised when the women were asked to name their favorite city in the “Ask the Divas” segment and none of them said Baltimore. OK, I wasn’t really surprised, but I was disappointed.

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December 3, 2009

Quick hits on ECW

• Apparently the Routhless Roundtable didn’t officially disband on last week’s episode of ECW, but it took another step in that direction on Tuesday’s show. In the main event that pitted Christian and Shelton Benjamin against Ezekiel Jackson and Vladimir Kozlov, Jackson abandoned his partner, which allowed the babyfaces to get the win. It’s going to be interesting to see how the crowd reacts to Jackson when he does the inevitable babyface turn. I wasn’t overly impressed with his performance on the mic on this show.

• The Abraham Washington Show has been real hit or miss, and this one with Zack Ryder and Rosa Mendes was the latter. Ryder jumping up and down on the couch a la Tom Cruise on “Oprah” would have been a lot funnier four years ago when it was relevant. By the way, does anyone who speaks Spanish know what Mendes said?

• Sure, Goldust’s win over William Regal was a fluke, but it’s nice to see Goldust getting any kind of victory. He was put on ECW to be an enhancement talent, and he has pretty much remained in that role even though he has gotten over more than expected.

• New tag team Trent Barreta and Caylen Croft showed potential, although their look was a little vanilla. By the way, one of the enhancement guys in the tag match was Maryland Championship Wrestling’s own Tyler Hilton.

• Vance Archer got an opportunity to speak. He wasn’t bad, but he didn’t come across as the super intense character that he is supposed to be portraying – at least he didn’t to me. Fortunately, he no longer has to use the catchphrase, “Who wants to get infected tonight?!”

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December 2, 2009

Q&A with Jesse Ventura

In a phone interview I conducted with Jesse Ventura earlier this week, the fomer governor of Minnesota and WWE Hall of Famer discussed his new show “Conspiracy Theory,” his relationship with Vince McMahon, his stint as Raw guest host and more.

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What attracted you to “Conspiracy Theory?”

First of all, during my heyday of wrestling when we started flying all over the country, you spend a lot of hours in airports and on planes. You can call me an expert on the murder of John Kennedy. I read everything I could on his assassination. I found it very intriguing reading, much better than reading a novel by Tom Clancy or Vince Flynn because they’re simply making things up. In any type of conspiracy there’s always that element that this could be real and the people we are talking about were actually living and breathing at one time, and I find that very fascinating.

Will you get into the Kennedy assassination on the show?

No, we don’t at all. We kept all the conspiracies within the last decade. We don’t go back to Dr. King or Robert and John Kennedy, nothing like that.

What are some of the conspiracies you look into?

HAARP [High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program], which is a military installation up in Alaska that’s shrouded with conspiracy. We of course do the untouchable subject of 9/11, because in our country today you’re not allowed to ask any questions about 9/11, and you certainly aren’t allowed to ask the government any questions about 9/11, which I find very interesting. We also cover Big Brother. We do a thing on our Manchurian candidates, global warming, secret societies. We cover the gambit. Actually the problem arose that we had to limit it to seven, so really our battle was what seven do we want to do.

How extensive is your involvement with the investigations?

Oh, it’s very extensive. That’s the great thing. I’m not just hosting it, I’m out in the field. I went up to Alaska to look at HAARP. Now do I interview everyone? No. I have a team that does that. We have a war room and there’s five investigators that I work with. We all go out and get interviews and then we come back and we find out what we’ve learned.

Since you’re delving into sensitive subjects, did you get any pressure from people involved who said that you shouldn’t be poking your nose into this stuff?

No they didn’t really do that. Our U.S. government wouldn’t cooperate in any way, shape or form at all. Nothing. And I found that to be the most disturbing thing, the fact that apparently in our country today you’re not allowed to ask a question of your government and expect to get an answer from them. Apparently they feel they don’t have to give answers.

When you wrapped up your investigations, were you able to come to any conclusions?

They’re all left open. First of all, we don’t have enough [power] to get the answers. We have no subpoena power. We can’t put anyone under oath with the threat of perjury or anything like that, so we really have to rely on cooperation, and of course the government doesn’t cooperate. But you’ll find most of the conspiracy people love to cooperate because they simply want to be heard and tell their story, so naturally we levitate more toward them. Initially when we did the show, we were going to show both sides and allow you to pick which one you wanted to believe. But when one side won’t cooperate, it evolved into simply telling the conspiracy side. Can we find the truth and the answers. Not necessarily, but we do ask great questions that’ll make people think. And we do show enough evidence to back up what we’re saying.

So when all is said and done, do you voice an opinion as to which side you lean toward?

Yeah, most definitely. I do at the end of every show. I won’t tell to you now because I want you to watch.

Let’s switch gears for a bit. Was serving as governor of Minnesota overall a positive experience for you? Would you do it all over again if you had the chance?

Absolutely. There’s no negatives to it. It was a life experience beyond belief. I mean, the people I got to meet, the things I got to do. I met with Fidel Castro. I think to my knowledge that I’m the only elected official, while elected, that actually sat down with Castro. How else would I have gotten to meet Fidel Castro? How else would I have met the Dalai Lama? It was a remarkable experience, but I am not a career politician. I believe that’s what’s wrong with our country today. We have people making careers out of getting elected. I do one term and then I go back to what I used to do or I go on to a new job. Imagine that novel concept.

Is there anything that you wanted to accomplish as governor that you didn’t?

Oh, yeah. My biggest failure was not getting a vote on unicameral – one house state legislature. We don’t need two houses. Nebraska is the only state that has unicameral, and in their 70- or 80-year existence of it, they’ve never had a special session due to the fact that they couldn’t find a conclusion to their budget. At the state level, we do not need two houses. In fact it violates the Constitution because it’s supposed to be one person, one vote, but because you have two houses you have one person, two votes, because you have an elected representative and a senator. So that was my biggest failure, and that’s because these guys – do you think for one minute they’re going to vote on eliminating 67 of their cushy jobs? So you know what I was up against on that deal. You see downsizing all the time in the private sector but amazingly you don’t see it in the public sector. I’ll use Minnesota as an example. Do you know that in Minnesota we have 201 elected state legislators? That’s more than California, and yet they’re population is what, 30 million more than ours?

What accomplishment as governor are you most proud of?

I would say I’m most proud of the fact that I revamped the entire property tax system of Minnesota, and I also put in the first light rail system that now they can’t get enough of. They’re going to build them left to right of mass transit and it never would have happened had I not did it. You know what, I don’t need a thank you because I already got it. It runs right through my old neighborhood that I grew up in, and at my 40th class reunion I had three or four of my classmates who still lived in the old neighborhood who came up and shook my hand and said, “Governor, thank you for the light rail.” That’s all I needed to hear.

A few wrestling questions for you. I know you’ve spoken out in the past about the issue of wrestlers being labeled as independent contractors. Can you explain your take on the subject?

It’s a violation of law. How can [Vince] McMahon get away with calling wrestlers independent contractors when they can only work for him, he has them under an exclusive contract, he tells them when they’ll wrestle, where they’ll wrestle and whether they’ll win or lose. That’s not employment? The government don’t care because they get their money either way, whether the wrestler’s paying it or whether Vince has to pay into Social Security. They probably just figure, “Oh well, it’s just wrestling. Who gives a damn?”

What was it like hosting Raw last week?

It was phenomenal. It was fun, and as much as I speak against Vince for some of his business practices, I will say this: He treated me with tremendous respect. I had a great time and it was almost like getting in a time capsule. I was able to become who I was 20 years ago and have fun doing it.

As you said, you have been an outspoken critic of McMahon’s. I can’t imagine the two of you in a room together, much less working together. Was there any tension at all?
Not a bit. When it comes time to perform, we’re both performers. It’s much like professional athletes say: In the summer it’s a baseball game; in the winter it’s business. It’s the same thing. When we’re performing, it’s performing. Now when we’re negotiating, that’s business. But when we get on the camera, business is left aside. It’s called being professional.

Was there anyone at Raw who really impressed you?

I love Randy Orton. I think he’s a hell of a performer. He’s a terrific professional and I enjoyed working with him. If you want to use the old term, he’s a chip off the old block from his dad and his grandfather

Do you think you’ll have any future dealings with WWE, maybe even coming back on a semi-regular basis?

I don’t think so at all, because I live in Mexico half the year, and in fact I’d be there right now if it wasn’t for the debut and the publicity of this show. I will leave here next week. I live 800 miles into Mexico, where I surf, I live where there’s no electricity and I won’t be back until May or June. I’ve done that for five years now.

"Conspiracy Theory” with Jesse Ventura airs on truTV on Wednesdays at 10 p.m. beginning tonight. It is replayed at 2 a.m.

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What happened after Raw went off the air

After Monday’s episode of Raw concluded, there was a post-match angle done for the fans at Baltimore’s 1st Mariner Arena.

DX was on the stage playing to the crowd, while Chris Jericho glared at them from the ring. Suddenly Big Show came from the back and took out both Shawn Michaels and Triple H. After all four were in the ring, Randy Orton ran out to give the heels a three-on-two advantage. Then John Cena’s music hit and the babyfaces cleaned house. Jericho and Big Show bailed, leaving Orton in there alone with Michaels, Triple H and Cena.

Realizing he was cornered, Orton extended his hand to Triple H and proposed that he and DX join forces to take out Cena. Orton began crotch-chopping while Triple H thought it over. Orton was pretty funny here as he stepped out of his “viper” character. Triple H and Michaels acted as if they were going to take Orton up on his offer, and Cena got a worried look on his face.

Of course it was all a swerve. Michaels super-kicked Orton, Triple H gave him a Pedigree and then Cena finished him off with The Attitude Adjustment. The babyfaces all celebrated in the ring and the crowd went home happy.

Note: Immediately after the show was over, a lot of the WWE talent and crew got on buses and headed to Andrews Air Force Base near Washington, where they boarded a plane for Iraq to do the Tribute to the Troops show. Before Raw went on the air, I interviewed WWE chairman Vince McMahon as well as MVP, The Miz, Kelly Kelly and Eve about the annual show. I’ll be using their quotes for an upcoming story in The Baltimore Sun about Tribute to the Troops.

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December 1, 2009

A live perspective on Raw: DX Army takes over

If there’s one thing that I took from watching Raw Monday night at Baltimore’s 1st Mariner Arena, it’s how over DX was. Every time the DX music hit, the crowd roared and neon green glow sticks were everywhere.

Some people may have grown tired of DX’s act, but after seeing that reaction, but I would milk it for as long as possible. I don’t think even John Cena got as big of a pop (but it was close).

I think it’s a good possibility that Shawn Michaels and Triple H will face each other at WresteMania XXVI and DX will be put on the back-burner. But I’m sure there will come another day when WWE needs a spark and the middle-aged degenerates will be there to answer the call again. And I’m down with that.

Other thoughts on Monday’s show:

I enjoyed Raw overall, even though there was nothing that really stood out. I rarely ever have a bad time at a live show, although I realize that watching on TV is a lot different. I’m interested to see what those who watched on TV thought of it. ...

When I first heard that Verne “Mini-Me” Troyer was going to be hosting Raw in my hometown, I was pretty disappointed. I would rather have seen someone with a Baltimore connection such as the Ravens’ Ray Lewis or former WWE diva Stacy Keibler. With that being said, however, I didn’t think Troyer was bad at all. His confrontation with The Miz was hilarious. There were actually people there marking out for Troyer. Surprisingly – but thankfully – there wasn’t much interaction between Troyer and Hornswoggle. By the way, I wasn’t too upset that Little People’s Court was pushed back to next week. ...

I’ve seen where some in the Internet Wrestling Community have been critical of how the Randy Orton-Kofi Kingston match was booked. Specifically, they didn’t agree with Kingston being pinned while WWE is still trying to elevate him up to Orton’s level. Personally, I think it went down exactly as it should have, with Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase Jr. attacking Kingston before the match and Orton finishing him off. Kingston already has gotten the better of Orton on several occasions, so it was time for Orton to get some of his heat back. That give-and-take is needed to build up the feud. Plus, the message here was that Orton viewed Kingston as a threat, so he had his henchmen soften him up before he faced him. I don’t see how that hurts Kingston...

The Triple H-Chris Jericho match was a solid bout between two pros. The match, as well as the opening verbal confrontation between DX and Jericho and The Big Show, did a nice job of selling their match at TLC. ...

Unless my ears were deceiving me, Cena didn’t get as much of a mixed reaction as usual. My theory is that the Cena detractors care so little about Sheamus that they actually would like to see Cena beat him. Sheamus got heat from the crowd, but I think it was more go-away heat than Orton-type heat. ...

The interaction between Cena and Carlito (yes, he’s still with the company) was good. When Sheamus came out, it seemed like he took all the air out of the place. Even though Carlito hasn’t been on TV in a while and he has been booked mostly as a jobber to the stars, I think a lot of people would rather see him get a title shot than Sheamus. ...

Santino Marella was in top form on the mic. I laughed out loud when he told Sheamus that he was “not so smart person” for focusing so much on “John Chayna” and overlooking him. Sheamus did a great job of no-selling Marella’s comedy. It was a good idea to have Sheamus destroy an underneath guy that the fans really like such as Marella in an effort get people to love to hate Sheamus. I’m not saying it worked, just that it was a good idea. ...

I’m a fan of Mark Henry as the fun-loving babyface, so I thought his rap and dance moves were pretty entertaining. Since he pinned U.S. champion The Miz in a non-title match, I suppose he’ll be getting a title shot. ...

The women’s tag match that pitted Maryse and Jillian Hall against Melina and Gail Kim wasn’t bad. Not surprisingly, Maryse pinned WWE Divas champion Melina to set up a likely program between the two. By the way, Maryse’s cover of Melina was a beautiful thing.

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