Most weeks, Jesse Ventura appearing on Raw and reuniting with former broadcast partner Vince McMahon at the announce table would be the most noteworthy thing on the show. But as great as it was to see “The Body” back on WWE programming as the guest host for Monday night’s eventful three-hour episode of Raw, the big news is that a young wrestler was elevated to main event status and will face John Cena for the WWE title on the next pay-per-view in three weeks.
The disappointing news – in my opinion, at least – is that the guy WWE hand-picked to be the chosen one is Sheamus.
Sheamus? To borrow a line from The Miz: “Really?”
Speaking of The Miz, I think he would have been a better choice for the spot. So would Jack Swagger. And Ted DiBiase Jr. And MVP. On the Smackdown side, I look at guys such as John Morrison, R-Truth, and Dolph Ziggler (more about him later) as being more worthy of breaking through the glass ceiling. I think newcomer Drew McIntyre also has more star potential than the “Celtic Warrior.” Heck, if WWE is so intent on elevating a monster heel, why not Mike Knox?
It’s not like I think Sheamus is a bad worker or anything, and he does have a unique look going for him. But from what I have seen so far, he just seems to be lacking the “it” factor. I’m not saying that I think he’s a lost cause as far as becoming a more significant player, but there is no way that he should be pushed to the moon this fast. He’s only been on Raw for five weeks. A few months ago he was losing matches to Goldust on ECW.
OK, so here’s where the conspiracy comes in, and it’s not one that Ventura will be talking about on his new “Conspiracy Theory” show on truTV. It has been all over the Internet as of late that Sheamus’ sudden push is the result of him being the workout partner of Triple H, who obviously wields a lot of power backstage.
I don’t know for certain what is behind the rapid rise of Sheamus, but let’s assume that the Triple H stories are true. It would be unfortunate for all of the guys I mentioned above, but it is what it is. As we all know, pro wrestling is highly political and making the right friends is important. But, ultimately, no matter how connected someone is or how hard they’re pushed, the fans will decide whether or not they make it as a top guy.
I will say this much for Triple H: The last two guys he anointed as the next big things were Randy Orton and Batista, so he has a pretty good track record.
Other thoughts on Monday’s show:
Ventura did a really good job as host and was a lot better than Roddy Piper was last week. “The Governor” still has that great delivery on the microphone. I would love to see him return to WWE as a color commentator (even if he just did pay-per-views and special shows) or an-air character, but it will probably never happen. The one nitpick that I have about his performance is that he needed to use a cheat sheet when making an announcement about two matches that would be on the show. …
I liked the “break-through battle royal” concept to determine a No. 1 contender from a pool of wrestlers who had never been world champion. Ventura’s promo about the need for new faces in the main events instead of the same guys over and over had to be music to a lot of fans’ ears. When the participants of the battle royal were finalized after a series of qualifying matches, I thought for sure that DiBiase was going to win. It was pretty much guaranteed that a Raw guy was going over since Cena needed a new challenger and The Undertaker didn’t (it’s highly likely that he’ll be facing Batista at the TLC pay-per-view on Dec. 13).
It wasn’t going to be Kofi Kingston or Orton – who had weaseled his way into the qualifying – because they’re probably going to be facing each other at TLC. Plus, I don’t think anyone – even the decision-makers in WWE – want to see another Cena-Orton match any time soon. Obviously, MVP and Henry weren’t winning, nor was Rhodes. Sheamus coming out on top crossed my mind, but then I discounted it because he’s clearly not ready for that spot. I keep hearing that DiBiase is going to get a babyface push, so it seemed to make perfect sense to elevate him on a night in which a trailer for his movie, “The Marine 2,” was shown. Plus, it would plant the seeds for an Orton-DiBiase program, since DiBiase got the shot that Orton so desperately wanted. I don’t know what’s going on, but DiBiase and Rhodes have lost their momentum. …
While I’m on the subject of losing momentum, Swagger was reduced to teaming with Chavo Guerrero and Chris Masters in a six-man tag match. As for Ziggler, what else is left to say? I don’t know what he did, but he must have ticked off someone important. Perhaps he should offer to be Cena’s spotter at the gym. ...
The old clips of Ventura and McMahon brought back some great memories from the Hulkamania era. I liked the idea of having Ventura and McMahon call a match together. Ventura was good, but McMahon needed to speak up a bit. Perhaps someone was yelling at him in his headset and distracting him. McMahon tried to morph into his old announcing persona, even bringing out one his staples – calling the finish before it happens and then being wrong. I can’t tell you how many times I heard McMahon say, “One, two, new champion … no,” back in the day. McMahon wearing the tuxedo and bow tie and coming out to Animotion’s “Obsession” – which was the original theme song for Saturday Night’s Main Event – was a nice touch. …
I give McMahon credit for sometimes being able to laugh at himself. I was definitely surprised that he allowed Ventura to say that Vince McMahon Sr. made Vince an announcer because he wasn’t competent enough to handle a job with more responsibility. ...
Ventura’s best line of the night was when he told Orton that he admired how he “retires guys that should be retired.” He also noted that when he retired, he stayed retired. Obviously, those comments were directed at Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair. On a side note, Ventura, 58, is actually two years younger than Flair. …
I wonder if McMahon freaked out backstage when Ventura used the term “pro wrestling” during his promo instead of “sports entertainment.” …
The Cena-CM Punk match was a pay-per-view quality main event on free TV. Since the show had a Thanksgiving theme, I’ll say that I was thankful for that match. It’s no shock that Cena won, but Punk got in plenty of offense. ...
Punk made me laugh when he talked about how gluttonous people are on Thanksgiving and that after they push themselves from the table and say they ate too much, they then go back for dessert. That one hit home. I had dinner at a Chinese buffet Monday and was determined to get my money’s worth. After like six plates of food, I felt like I was going to burst. And then I got some ice cream. ...
I also laughed at the backstage segment with Shawn Michaels and Triple H when Michaels said that he didn’t mean to super-kick Triple H at the beginning of the triple threat match at Survivor Series. “You know I have the dodgy eye-thing going. I was aiming for Cena,” he said. As far as “Little People’s Court” being on next Monday’s show in Baltimore – which I will be attending – well, it’ll be a tall order to make that funny. ...
As I expected, Jericho and Big Show’s next tag team title defense is against DX. I’m looking forward to anything that gets Michaels and Jericho in the ring together. ...
It was interesting to see DX wrestling The Hart Dynasty, but Michaels’ and Triple H’s history with the Hart family was not really played up. ...
I thought Cena’s promo during the contract signing with Sheamus was excellent. However, when Ventura said the match at Survivor Series will be a tables match, I think I heard crickets. ...
Ventura said that he never got a shot at the world title when he was wrestling. Not true. He wrestled Bob Backlund in WWF title matches in 1982. I saw one of those matches at the Baltimore Civic Center. Wow, a (former) politician who lies. Hard to believe. ...
The verbal confrontation between Batista and Kane was good, and Batista got heat for backing down. Batista has gotten a lot better on promos, and he really seems to have found his voice as a heel. ...
It made Michael Cole sound like an idiot when Rey Mysterio’s music played and he actually thought Mysterio was coming out. Everyone knew it was going to be Batista, especially because he was shown walking down the hallway on his way to the ring right before going to a break. By the way, wrestlingobserver.com reported that Mysterio is hoping to get knee surgery now and be back in time for WrestleMania XXVI (presumably for a grudge match against Batista). ...
Speaking of Cole, his and Jerry Lawler’s fake laughing was even more annoying than usual during the six-woman tag match that featured the heels dressed as pilgrims and the faces dressed as Indians. Where’s Tony Atlas when you need him? ...
It wasn’t a well-kept secret that Maryse was likely returning on this show, so when Melina was being interviewed in the ring after the women’s match, it was obvious to me that it was Maryse in The Gobbledy Gooker costume. Her absence from TV was explained as her being depressed about losing the WWE Divas title, and no mention was made of her knee surgery. I wonder if WWE will revisit the angle she was doing with The Miz before her injury. ...
The announcers saying that Natalya must have gotten her looks from her mother and poking fun at Jim Neidhart’s rotund physique had to be a rib on his TNA appearance. ...
The Santino Marella skit was mildly amusing when he kept getting pies smashed in his face by the divas, but the punch line – Marella accidentally hitting Vickie Guerrero with a pie when she tried to join in on it – was laugh-out-loud funny. It wouldn’t be a WWE Thanksgiving episode without some sort of food fight.