A suggestion for Trish Stratus on Raw tonight
With former WWE diva Trish Stratus serving as guest host for tonight’s episode of Raw, I thought of a great idea for a segment.
I would love to see her call WWE chairman Vince McMahon to the ring and tell him that she has been given complete authority over the show by the WWE Board of Directors. When an unsuspecting McMahon says that he thinks that’s great, Stratus explains that “complete authority” means that even he has to answer to her for the night. The smile quickly disappears from McMahon’s face. He gulps.
Stratus reminds McMahon of the time he humiliated her in the ring on Raw eight years ago by forcing her to get on all fours and bark like a dog and strip down to her underwear. She then orders McMahon to do the exact same thing.
Wait, on second thought, that scene would never work, and not just because it’s not appropriate for today’s PG WWE. No, it wouldn’t work because I think McMahon would probably enjoy undressing in front of everyone and being submissive to Stratus. Here’s a better idea: Stratus exacts revenge on McMahon by ordering Stephanie McMahon to bark and strip. Now that would be ratings gold.
Comments
Eck liked that idea, how about a reenactment of the Mickie James kissing her under the Mistletoe?
Posted by: micheal deff | September 14, 2009 5:57 PM
Haha; imagine the Youtube views lol, would be in the millions!
Posted by: Stan | September 14, 2009 6:03 PM
I would Love to see Vince on all 4's and have Big Dick Johnson come out in his finest attire and ride Vince around the ring like a "Government Mule"!
Posted by: wrzesien | September 14, 2009 6:17 PM
Kevin, did you forget about the "kiss my a--" club? You think Vince would enjoy that to much also. I'd kiss Trish's a-- anytime day or night.
Posted by: Dave | September 14, 2009 6:27 PM
Genius!
When I saw you link posted on twitter, I thought this article would be one word long: NAKED
Hottest. Diva. Ever.
Posted by: Andy | September 14, 2009 6:29 PM
Stephanie McMahon Strpping would be awsome but I think it would p--- the game off more then it would p--- of vince but it would still be awsome
Posted by: Anonymous | September 14, 2009 6:39 PM
Stephanie McMahon stripping down to her bra and panties with those HUGE melons overflowing those DDD cups?? WOW!
Posted by: Kevin | September 14, 2009 7:15 PM
Well geez, way to turn RAW into a disappointment a few hours before it hits the air.. nothing they do now will measure up to that image.
Posted by: Mr. Sarcasm | September 14, 2009 7:37 PM
That's such a great idea!!!
Posted by: Omar | September 14, 2009 7:46 PM
What's your "R" rated version Kev ?
Mine is ........
Posted by: the artist formerly known as jack in hebron | September 14, 2009 7:58 PM
dude... you just lost any chance ever to be able to work for wwe. i guess your still upset that steph didnt hire you hey?
though i do like the idea you said...
Posted by: delliott | September 14, 2009 9:03 PM
I will finally get my Stratusfaction on monday night
Posted by: AIRA | September 14, 2009 9:56 PM
Kev: What was Orton doing on Raw tonight? I could have sworn that they said the match between him and John Cena at Breaking Point was an I Quit match with the loser leaving WWE.
RESPONSE FROM KE: No, there was no loser-leaves stipulation.
Posted by: Teresa | September 15, 2009 2:30 AM
Great ... I am still laughing ... thanks for making my day.
Posted by: John | September 15, 2009 7:02 AM
WOW just reading this blog and idea and I need to go take a cold shower .. and I have to get up now and go give a speech in front of 500 ppl at my business .. thankfully the podium will be hiding something ... Too bad Playboy and WWE split.. would loved to have seen Stephanie in a spread
Posted by: Brian | September 15, 2009 1:20 PM