It’s The Mick Foley Show on TNA Impact
New TNA world champion Mick Foley was all over Thursday’s night’s episode of TNA Impact. He cut a promo to open the show, sat in on commentary and did a post-match run-in to close it, and was featured in a number of vignettes in between.
If you’re not a big Foley fan, you probably hated the show. Fortunately, I like Foley and found most of it entertaining.
Until Foley’s chair shot on Jeff Jarrett at the end of the program, all of his appearances were played for laughs. That’s not the approach I expected coming off his title win over Sting in a bloody cage match Sunday at the Lockdown pay-per-view. I figured that Cactus Jack would deliver an intense promo on the show, but instead we had Foley playing insincere heel and making jokes.
I think it worked, though. The idea behind Foley’s character is that he isn’t in his right mind and you never know which of his personas is going to show up. That air of unpredictability keeps things interesting. For example, after Foley repeatedly made jokes at Jarrett’s expense while doing commentary on Jarrett’s match with Scott Steiner, he inexplicably saved him from a post-match attack by Steiner and Kurt Angle. Then he proceeded to whack Jarrett with a chair.
Bang! Bang!
Other thoughts on Thursday’s show:
Foley carrying the championship belt with him everywhere he went in the vignettes was pretty funny. My favorite bit was when Foley tipped his blind masseuse a dollar and told her it was a twenty. When she knew he was lying, he gave her a hundred and said that he can afford it now that he’s a champion. I also laughed when Foley was signing autographs at the airport simply as “The Champ,” and when he ran away from a female autograph seeker. …
The Steiner-Jarrett weapons match was fun for what it was. Can you believe in the same night on TV we had Finlay singing “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling” to Hornswoggle, and Steiner jumping on a pogo stick? I loved Foley’s reference to Mr. Pogo, which probably went over a lot of people’s heads. …
They are teasing that Bobby Lashley is coming in as a heel, as Angle smiles when he shows up while Jarrett looks worried. I’m not buying it. Lashley has to be a babyface. Hopefully someone can teach him to cut a decent promo. …
Where was Sting? It’s possible that I missed it, but was it ever acknowledged that he wasn’t there? …
The Beer Money-Lethal Consequences match was good, but I would like to have seen it go a few more minutes. …
A long-standing problem with TNA story lines is that it seems as if there is dissension within every team and faction, thus the impact is lessened in each instance. In a lot of cases, partners or groups haven’t been established long enough for anyone to care when they tease breaking up.
I can’t even keep track of how many times A.J. Styles and Samoa Joe have gone back and forth between being friends and enemies (Joe told Styles Thursday that he has no friends). And I have no idea why Sharmell doesn’t like Jenna Morasca. Sharmell said she was “tired of this” after arguing with Morasca. Tired of what? At least let it build for a while before they start trying to attack each other. Plus, do we really need more in-fighting in The Main Event Mafia? …
I like the possibilities of a feud between new TNA women’s champion Angelina Love and Awesome Kong. TNA has been searching for months for someone to replace Gail Kim as the top women’s babyface, and it turns out that it’s their No. 1 heel. To go all the way with Kong as a babyface, TNA should have Raisha Saeed turn on her. Kong then responds by destroying Saeed, who is never seen again. A month or two later, Cheerleader Melissa joins TNA as a new character and it is never acknowledged that she was Saeed. …
Having Sojo Bolt and Taylor Wilde wrestle in a ladder match for a shot at Love seemed incredibly random. Bolt isn’t over at all, but, in all fairness to her, it’s hard to get the audience to care about you when no one knows from week to week whether you’re a face or a heel.







Comments
Hey Kevin,
Foley mentioned at the beginning of the program that Sting was a mentally broken man and wouldn't be seen on Impact in quite some time.
RESPONSE FROM KE: Yeah, I remember now. When Foley said that, I expected Sting's music to play and him to confront Foley.
Posted by: Talon | April 24, 2009 3:44 PM
During Foley's opening promo, he mentioned that Sting probably wouldn't be around the Impact Zone for a while.
Posted by: Mike in AZ | April 24, 2009 4:37 PM
first off kevin foley mention in the first segment that sting wont be back for a while due to emotional stress from losing the tilte. the 1 thing that i remember the most from impact was that foley got 25 stitches. wow i lost count on how many times that was mention. hopefully beer money wins the team 3d tag team invitational and get the tag belts back. by the way did u know that foley got 25 stitches from his match at lockdown
RESPONSE FROM KE: That's 25 big ones.
Posted by: jason | April 24, 2009 4:39 PM
Steiner on the pogo-stick was priceless ! Though I didn't like the outcome of the match ( go figure ) .
Kevin , by the way the beautiful people were dressed last night , it reminded me of any night in downtown Glen Burnie (you know , around your haunts) .
RESPONSE FROM KE: My old haunts were Dundalk not Glen Burnie, although, really, is there any difference?
Posted by: the artist formerly known as jack in hebron | April 24, 2009 5:31 PM
".....it’s hard to get the audience to care about you when no one knows from week to week whether you’re a face or a heel."
Were you talking about Bolt or the entire TNA roster?
How is TNA is getting the money to sign all these WWE castoffs.
Posted by: Elevation | April 24, 2009 8:52 PM
A very solid show, but too much Foley for me. More Steiner is the way to go. It will be interesting to see how this tag team tournament goes. I see Beer Money splitting after losing in the finals. One of them will cost them the match, causing a feud.
Posted by: Flair | April 24, 2009 10:53 PM
"How is TNA getting the money to sign all these WWE castoffs?"
Very simple answer......federal government bailout money
Posted by: Sean | April 24, 2009 11:43 PM
Nice one Kev, U have hit the big time because Sean Hannity is now on your blog
Posted by: Seamus | April 25, 2009 12:20 PM
i thought it was a good impact really didn't like the majority of the Beautiful people segment their characters hate the fans so it doesn't make sense to here Angelina say you guys really love me she should have been more like an Arn anderson promo look I told u stupid marks what i was gonna do and now look at us and just rubbed it in the fans face then fave the male dancer thing and Kong break it up that would have made more since to me, The Bolt/Wilde match made no sense to me shouldn't ODB be #1 contender for winning her match and shouldn't Kong be granted a rematch for losing her belt, also why wasn't rhat during the tag match Beer Money was giving credit for being former tag champs and Lethal Consequenses was not and how come Beer Money has to dfight in this silly tournament without gettting their rematch first. As far as the Main Event mafia women angle goes I think their going back to the 90's yet again to try and recreate the Horseman women thing which i don't exactly understand because a few months ago Nash is cutting promo's about being a happily married man and loves his kids and now hes with Jenna. And finally can we just get lashley in the ring and wrestle instead of Im gonna appear and have a smile off with Kurt.
Posted by: frank | April 26, 2009 10:34 AM
After watching Big Poppa Pogo, I think he should be forced to ride some kids toy in every match. Holla if Big Poppa Pump has your Power Wheel hookup!
And regarding Nash's on screen infidelities.. a few months ago we had Randy Orton revealed as Kelly Kelly's romantic interest, only to later use his "wife" in a storyline. So yeah, TNA's not the first ;)
Posted by: Tim K | April 27, 2009 7:12 AM
Tim K . -
Holla' !!
Posted by: the artist formerly known as jack in hebron | April 27, 2009 4:18 PM
mick foley is old and Boring to me.. he shud retire and live his life the other direction. NO MORE WRESTLING OR BEING ON SHOWS FOR HIM!!
Posted by: keeri kingg | April 29, 2009 3:16 PM