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October 31, 2008

Cue the sirens: Scott Steiner’s back on Impact

When the Main Event Mafia formed last week, the question was when, not if, Scott Steiner would join Kurt Angle, Sting, Booker T. and Kevin Nash in the faction.

We didn’t have to wait long to find out, as “Big Poppa Pump” returned to TNA last night on Impact and became the fifth member of the star-studded veteran group. He had been out four months because of a torn anterior cruciate ligament.

I have always found Steiner entertaining, and being in the MEM is a much better role for him than playing mentor to “Little Petey Pump.”

With the addition of Steiner, the MEM should be complete. Adding any more members would be overkill, and except for Jeff Jarrett (who needs to remain a babyface for now), there isn’t anyone else in TNA who fits the qualifications anyway.

Other thoughts on last night’s show:

I’m still waiting for the episode in which Sting finally commits some dastardly deed worthy of a member of the company’s top heel faction. Once again he did nothing to incite the fans, and for the second straight week he did not participate in the beat-down of the babyfaces.

This time he came into the ring after much of the damage had been done, and he was actually checking on Styles to see if he was OK. Are you kidding me? Sting really needs go back to Heel School. Styles responded by spitting in his face, and Sting then hit the Scorpion Deathdrop on him. So the way this segment played out, Sting came off as a compassionate human being, and Styles came off as a disrespectful punk – which is exactly what Sting says he is – who literally and figuratively spit on an “icon.” Ugh. …

Styles did a nice job on his promo to open the show. He and Samoa Joe were actually cheered, and when Styles mentioned the MEM members by name, the crowd mostly booed – including when Sting’s name was brought up. …

It was nice to see Styles and Joe defeat Booker and Nash in a tag-team match. The leaders of the young babyface faction – Mike Tenay called them the TNA Originals, which isn’t very original – really needed a victory. …

I like the fact that there is some question as to the The Motor City Machine Guns’ sincerity in going along with the revolution led by Styles and Joe. It makes Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin stand out from the pack. …

Good news: The MCMG appeared in several segments. Bad news: I had to listen to their awful entrance music three times. …

Eric Young adding a serious side to his character was certainly a pleasant surprise. I have always thought that Young was a good worker. Hopefully we have seen the last of Super Eric. …

I am really not digging Roxxi’s new character. With her look and wrestling style, she already was different from the other women in TNA, so she really doesn’t need the potty-mouth gimmick to distinguish herself. Plus, all the bleeping while she is talking is annoying. …

If anyone needs a gimmick makeover it’s Petey Williams, who deserves better than to be cast as Steiner’s Mini-Me. I’m guessing that Williams will be changing his look in the near future since he’s a babyface now and his association with Steiner is likely coming to an end. I noticed during the MEM’s attack on the babyfaces that Steiner twice stopped himself from hitting Williams with his pipe. …

I was surprised to see The Beautiful People lose to a makeshift team such as ODB and Christy Hemme. …

For the second straight week, a wrestler was pinned after having beer spit in his face. We’ve seen guys kick out after being hit over the head with chairs, but apparently no one gets up from the lethal beer shower.

October 30, 2008

Evan Bourne’s injury

Just as Evan Bourne was starting to take off, “Air Bourne” has been abruptly grounded. It was reported on various wrestling Web sites yesterday that Bourne will likely be sidelined for four months after suffering torn ligaments in his ankle during the six-man tag match on ECW Tuesday night.

The timing of the injury must be extremely frustrating for Bourne. The fans almost immediately took to him because of his unique (for WWE) acrobatic style. I don’t think WWE was expecting Bourne to become as popular as he has, but the company listened to the fans and decided to give him a push.

ECW – and Raw, to some degree – will be a bit less exciting without Bourne on the scene. If the time frame on his recovery is correct, Bourne should be back by March. And if that is the case, I would bet that he will be a participant in the Money in the Bank ladder match at WrestleMania 25 on April 5.

Bruno Sammartino video interview: Part IV

This is the fourth and final installment of an interview I conducted with Bruno Sammartino in his hotel room in Elkton on Oct. 18.


October 29, 2008

Q&A with Chris Jericho

First, Chris Jericho wanted to “save us,” and then his mantra became “save me.” Now, he is playing a role in helping 11 female singers who are seeking redemption.

Jericho is the host of Fuse TV’s Redemption Song, a reality competition show in which down-on-their-luck singers with troubled pasts vie for their last chance at musical stardom. The show debuts tonight at 11.

y2j.jpgI spoke with Jericho on the phone today about the show and, of course, his wrestling career.

What was it about Redemption Song that made you want to get involved with it?

I like the fact that it has a heart behind it. There are so many rowdy shows, and what makes one different than the next? So many of them are sensationalistic, and there are a lot of girls making out with girls, and people going crazy and bad girls. The thing about this show is, there is that element of it, but the fact is that there is a really big prize at stake. The winner gets a contract with Geffen Records, and all these girls can really sing, so it’s not just a train wreck of a bunch of chicks who just want to get on TV. It’s not Jericho of Love where the prize is a date with me.

The prize is actually to become a star in the music industry, and these girls have the chops to do that. But they just have these checkered pasts, these troubled lives that they’ve led – not really getting a lot of breaks, making bad decisions, making choices that they shouldn’t have. And now this gives them a shot at redemption. So it is very sensationalistic … but it gives them a chance to change their lives around and make something out of themselves before they just end up going down the wrong road completely. I thought it was such an interesting twist from what we usually see on a lot of these shows.

The press release about the show says the contestants have “troubled pasts filled with bad attitudes, emotional ups and downs and hard-partying.” Sounds a lot like the WCW locker room from the late 1990s.

(Laughs). Exactly. I could have been involved in Redemption Song had it been 10 years ago.

What is your role on the show? I know that you are the host, but are you kind of stirring the pot, as well?

I was a jack of all trades. I was the host of the show, so I piece everything together; I do all the inserts and let them know what’s going on and what they have to do. On each show there is a challenge, something they have to accomplish, whether it’s something vocally or with their image or with physical fitness – everything that goes into making it in the music industry and show business. So sometimes I was a drill sergeant if need be, kind of very stern and strict. Other times I’d be kind of a mentor giving out advice. Other times I’d be more of a shoulder to cry on if they needed that. But it got to the point where they got really scared of me. I was like the Angel of Death whenever they saw me because they knew something was going to go down.

I remember one time in particular, they were all loaded and they were fighting and throwing food at each other. There was a big argument going on and they sent me in the kitchen where they were, and as soon as I got there, there was an audible like, “Oh, no, Chris is here.” It was kind of like the principal walked in the room. So it was interesting to have that role. Seeing the show now that it’s been all cut and edited, there’s so much stuff that I never saw, that I wasn’t privy to, because I was just there when something needed to be done or someone was being eliminated. I never saw what these girls were really, really like. I saw the front that they gave me and had suspicions of what they might be like, but now actually seeing all the behind the scenes stuff is very interesting for me as well, because I became the authority figure in the house, which was kind of fun.

So you had to cut promos on them?

Oh, yeah, a couple times, especially near the beginning when the girls had a lot of attitude. I had to let them know very specifically at the beginning that this is my show and you will do what I tell you, and they figured that out pretty quickly.

How were the girls eliminated? Was it by judges?

Yeah, but not like a panel of judges. It wasn’t like an American Idol-type thing. It was different judges, different Geffen executives, different video producers, different heads of the company. There was a vocal coach, someone who had worked with them from the start, who had a lot of input on the judging, as well. There was not really any kind of a cliched nice Paul Abdul, middle-of-the-road Randy and a mean Simon. And I wasn’t one of the judges. I was just the mouthpiece and the host that connected everything together.

With reality shows, a lot of the conflict comes across to me as contrived. Was that the case at all with this show?

No, this was real. This was something where you didn’t have to contrive anything, because these girls were all a little bit crazy. They all had a lot of attitude and a chip on their shoulders. Some of them had chances in the past to make it and failed. Others had no idea how they could make it; they just knew they had talent, but they made bad decisions. You had all different types of chicks – strippers and madams, piercings and tattoos, and fighting and throwing other chicks through windows. All this type of crazy stuff that they stay away from on your typical Idol-type thing. And like I said, there wasn’t just a date at stake – “if you win you get to go out with Bret Michaels for two weeks before he dumps you.”

This was much bigger than that. The fact that you’re dealing with the biggest record company on the planet, and this is what’s at stake – you could be signed to Geffen. You know, I would enter this contest for a chance to get signed at Geffen. This is a real dogfight, and you can see that throughout the course of the show. So you didn’t have to contrive anything, because you stick all these girls in a house together, add some alcohol and some bad attitudes and you see what’s going to happen.

Switching gears a bit, are you working on another book?

Yeah, I am working on it, but not as much as I’d like to be. All the stuff has been committed to paper, so to speak, and I have it all organized. I just have to actually write the thing. It’s a big project to write a book, and I’m really busy right now, so it’s hard to get into that mind-set. But there will be another one.

I can’t let you go without asking a few wrestling questions.

Sure.

Like a lot of people, I was a big fan of your program with Shawn Michaels. How much creative freedom did the two of you have?

Most of the best programs and story lines have a lot of input from the principal characters, and I’ve never been the type of guy to just have somebody write something for me. Obviously, behind the scenes, some of the things that you do from Monday to Monday I have no control over, but I do a lot of writing for all the promos, and Shawn and I did a lot of writing together for some of the things that we did.

The story line was supposed to be a month-long thing, and then it ended up blossoming into me winning the world title as a result of it going seven months. So it really did get bigger than it was ever supposed to, and we took a lot of pride in that because we worked long and hard on it. I think for both of us it was one of the best angles that we’ve ever been involved in. To me, it was definitely the most intricate, and it was fun because people didn’t know for sure if it was real or not. There was so much stuff that happened that was so outside of the box of what you usually see on our shows, and people really took notice of that.

Speaking of real, I’m guessing the punch to Rebecca Michaels’ face wasn’t supposed to be as real as it was. What was Shawn’s reaction once you both got through the curtain, and what did you say to him and Rebecca?

I mean, what could you say? It was one of those things where there’s always the X factor that something could happen like that, and we all knew what the danger of it was. Obviously, Shawn and I felt terrible. Rebecca did not. She loved it. She thought it was awesome. And the fact that she didn’t end up with any permanent damage – no broken teeth, a fat lip for a couple weeks – it’s probably the best thing that could have happened. That really kick-started the angle and took it to a different place. Obviously, I felt so bad about it, but when all was said and done, it actually worked out for the best.

On the flip slide of the last question, what did your wife say when you came home with a broken tooth?

She wasn’t happy about it, but it was more that she was sad that I got hurt. My son wasn’t happy about it either, but that’s the business. I’m a warrior and sometimes things like that happen. I’ve never lost a tooth before; I hope I don’t ever lose one again. You live with it. You look like Lloyd Christmas from Dumb and Dumber until you get to the dentist. And then the next thing you know, you get the crown on there and you never notice anything different.

It’s a war wound and that’s the way I treat it. I think it made that match even more dramatic. I think a lot of people said that was the best ladder match they had ever seen, and that’s probably one of the reasons for it, because they knew it was real. Once again, something happened that was outside the box of what a “normal” wrestling match is. I’m actually lucky that I didn’t lose more teeth. The dentist told me that I should have lost all four of the teeth. So I’ll take the half-tooth and just consider myself lucky.

Would you say your work the past several months has been the best of your career?

Well, I don’t know if I’d be that specific with it, but I did say that I wouldn’t come back unless I was ready to be better than ever. I had some ideas of things I wanted to do when I came back. I wanted to make a transformation of this character, and it took me three of four months to figure out a way to do that. But once it kind of locked it, it was very organic. To hear some people say that it’s the best work of my career, I appreciate that, because I think in a lot of ways it is. I think when I first came back a lot of people were like, “Oh, it’s Jericho doing the same old thing,” and that’s kind of the way I wanted to do it. I didn’t want to make a complete disconnect, but I knew there was a different direction that I wanted to go in, because I don’t want to be the same thing.

I’ve never been into nostalgia, doing the same thing over and over again. It’s got to be a constant evolution. I’ve said this for a long time, and it sounds kind of funny, but I consider myself to be like the Madonna of wrestling. She constantly reinvents herself, constantly reinvents her songs. She still has links to her past, but she has no interest in living there. That’s the same way that I’ve been. A lot of people are like, “We love Y2J. Why don’t you go back to this, grow your hair back?” It’s like, that was cool, that was me in the ’90s and early 2000s, but this is me now, and I think that what I’m doing is just as exciting if not more exciting than it’s ever been.

I thought your title reign ended prematurely. What are your thoughts?

Well, certain things happen at certain times, and there’s different reactions from Vince [McMahon]. And when he makes a decision, you have to go with it. But let me just say that it’s not completely the way that it seems right now – there’s going to be a lot more to it. Vince usually has a lot of different plans, and whether it’s the end of it for good or whether I win the title again, I’m not sure, but it doesn’t matter to me. I think there’s a lot of over-analyzing of different things. To me, the most important thing was that I got it in the first place, which was never supposed to be the case.

I was very happy with the work I did while I had it on this run, and how long you keep a title has nothing to do with me. That’s up to the boss, and whatever he wants to do, I’ll be happy to do it. And I’ll get my chance again, and when I do, I’ll do exactly the same thing I did when I had it the last time, which is do the best work that I possibly can and make people hate me even more. Usually in Vince’s grand scheme of things, even though things sometimes don’t seem like they’re the right way to do things at the start, in the big picture they usually always are. And I’ve been around long enough to know that you have to trust the boss when he has a feeling, and that’s what I’m going to do.


In an interview I did with Rob Van Dam last January, he basically said that when he signed with WWE, you became insecure about losing your spot to him. What is your response?

I’ve never been insecure about anything with my spot. I tried to help Rob, because he was supposed to be a heel and he still was interested in being a babyface. Rob wants to be Rob. He doesn’t want to play along, because he’s RVD and he’s going to do what he wants to do. I’m about business. If I’m a heel, I want to be hated; if I’m a babyface, I want to be cheered. When he was a heel, he wanted to be cheered, so I tried to help him with that. He thought I was insecure about my spot, and I’m sorry that that’s the case. I’ve always been a fan of Rob’s even when most people in the office weren’t, and I always stood up for him. So, if he feels that way it’s too bad, because I was actually one of his biggest supporters.

Do you have any other projects that you want to talk about, or any final words about Redemption Song?

I’m really excited about the show, and I know Fuse is really excited about it. We’re getting great reviews for it, so I’m happy to be a part of it. Every project that I do I give a hundred percent, and I’m very careful with the projects that I pick. And the people who dig what I do usually dig everything that I do because of that. You always know you’re going to get the best quality when Jericho is involved, and this is another in a long line of those things.

And I’m just focusing on the WWE and working as hard as I can there. I’m trying to do this other book when I get a chance. I’ve done some more acting – I did a show for the Disney Channel called Aaron Stone that comes out in February and March. So there are a lot of projects in the works and it’s an exciting time for me. Like I said, it’s cool to know that whenever I do something, that people usually follow me to check it out. I’m very fortunate.

To watch a trailer for Redemption Song, click here.

To watch Redemption Song online, click here.

Photo credit: Carin Baer/Fuse 2008

Bruno Sammartino video interview: Part III

This is the third installment of an interview I conducted with Bruno Sammartino in his hotel room in Elkton on Oct. 18. We were originally going to post the interview in three parts, but we ultimately decided to do it in four. Check back for the fourth and final (really) part of the interview.


October 28, 2008

Randy Orton shows on Raw why he is a great heel

I thought Raw was a pretty average show last night. Everything was OK, but nothing was great and nothing was terrible. The most compelling segment as far as execution and story line involved Randy Orton and, believe it or not, Mike Adamle.

Orton is so good at drawing heat that he actually got the crowd to get behind Adamle. Probably because Adamle didn’t have to say much, this was the best work he has done since coming to WWE.

Orton cut an intense promo on Adamle, saying that he has failed in every job that he has had in WWE. No one would disagree with that, but then Orton “crossed the line” by saying that if he talked to Adamle’s wife and kids, they would also say that he’s a failure as a husband and a father. That line prompted the fans to tell Orton exactly what they thought of him.

Adamle’s facial expressions while being dressed down by Orton were very good, as he was believable and not over-the-top. The segment ended with Adamle slapping Orton and the two of them going nose-to-nose.

The major development coming out of this was that Orton threatened to quit if Shane and Stephanie McMahon did not fire Adamle. What happens next should be interesting.

Other thoughts on last night’s show:

The Rey Mysterio-Evan Bourne match is an early candidate to be the best-televised bout of the week. I don’t know what is more entertaining, Mysterio and Bourne as opponents or as a team. The only problem I had with last night’s match was that Mysterio was inconsistent with his selling at one point. Right after selling a knee injury after slipping off the ropes and then having Bourne attack the knee, Mysterio was up and running all over the ring with no problem. …

I was a little surprised to see CM Punk and Kofi Kingston win the tag team title from Ted DiBiase Jr. and Cody Rhodes. I don’t see Punk and Kingston having a long reign, but neither one has a singles program right now, so at least this gives them something to do. …

The Batista/Shawn Michaels versus Chris Jericho/JBL main event was all right, but it came across more like a house show match. JBL’s backstage beat-down of Michaels was pretty good, though. Obviously, JBL and Michaels are going to work a program together. It’s a fresh matchup between two veterans, but JBL has suffered so many losses lately that it’s hard to consider him a threat against top-level guys. …

That was the best John Cena video yet. I’m just not sure how effective it’s going to be in getting Cena the desired big babyface reaction when he returns. For his vocal detractors, I think these videos will only make them hate him even more. …

Charlie Haas impersonating a diva wasn’t something that I saw coming. As Haasarella, he redeemed himself after last week’s inferior Stone Cold imitation. …

It came a day later than I expected, but The Honky Tonk Man got in his guitar shot on Santino Marella. I think Marella was hurt more last week when he delivered a guitar shot than he was last night taking one. By the way, does anyone remember the last time HTM worked as a regular in WWE? I believe it was about 10 years ago, when he unveiled his new protégé, Rockabilly (Billy Gunn/Kip James), which was actually a worse gimmick than Billy and Chuck. …

The six-woman tag match (Kelly Kelly, Mickie James and Candice Michelle versus Jillian Hall, Katie Lea and Layla) was decent. Kelly Kelly especially looked good in the ring. Then again, Kelly Kelly looks good anywhere.

October 27, 2008

Maryland wrestlers in running for PWI Rookie of the Year award

Congratulations to Ryan McBride and Zachary Shane for being named candidates for Pro Wrestling Illustrated’s 2008 Rookie of the Year award. Both are staples of Baltimore-based promotions Maryland Championship Wrestling and the Eastern Wrestling Alliance.

McBride, 24, of Pasadena, and Shane, 23, of Hagerstown, are joined on the ballot by, among others, four sons of famous wrestlers: Bret DiBiase, Joe Hennig, Reid Flair and Ricky Steamboat Jr. Past winners of the award include Ric Flair, Steve Austin, Kurt Angle, Randy Orton, Goldberg and The Big Show.

Both McBride and Shane will be in action this Saturday at the MCW show at The New Green Room in Dundalk, and Nov. 9 at the EWA show at Tall Cedars Hall in Parkville.

To cast your vote for McBride or Shane for Rookie of the Year, send an e-mail to pwiawards@yahoo.com.

Remembering S.D. Jones

Conrad Efraim, better known as S.D. “Special Delivery” Jones to wrestling fans in the Northeast in the ’70s and ’80s, died yesterday at 63 after suffering a stroke, according to pwinsider.com.

I grew up watching Jones, who – along with Johnny Rodz and Jose Estrada – was one of the top WWWF and WWF enhancement performers (or preliminary wrestlers, as they were called back in the day).

Despite a less than sterling won-loss record, Jones was popular with fans because he usually got in a lot of offense against the top heels before putting them over, and he projected a happy-go-lucky personality. At house shows, Jones would almost always win when he was matched up against a fellow preliminary wrestler.

I remember Jones getting a minor push around 1981, as he returned to the WWF after being off television for a while and started accumulating victories. Eventually, however, he was back in his old position of jobber to the stars. At one point, he and Tony Atlas (whom Jones inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame two years ago) formed a team and unsuccessfully challenged for the tag team titles.

Until last March, Jones had the dubious distinction of suffering the quickest loss at WrestleMania. He was beaten by King Kong Bundy at WrestleMania I in 1985 in what was officially announced as nine seconds (but it was actually more like 20-some). The record was broken when Kane defeated Chavo Guerrero in eight seconds (legit) at WrestleMania XXIV.

My condolences go out to Jones’ family.

Cyber Sunday thoughts

There was no saving Chris Jericho this time.

I can’t say I’m all that surprised that he lost the world heavyweight title to Batista at last night’s Cyber Sunday pay-per-view. As I have said before, Batista had to get the belt at some point after getting screwed so many times in recent title matches. And with “Stone Cold” Steve Austin as the special referee, it would have been difficult to come up with a scenario in which Jericho would retain, Batista would still come out looking strong and Austin wouldn’t appear to have been outsmarted by Jericho.

Nevertheless, I thought it was too early in Jericho's title reign to take the belt off him, and I expected him to escape one more time. But then again, I am an admitted Jerichoholic, and it probably was wishful thinking on my part.

Now that Batista is the champion, things should get interesting with the imminent returns of John Cena and Randy Orton. There is plenty of history between the three, and since it was Batista who injured Cena, one would think a Batista-Cena title match is coming soon.

Overall, I thought the show was really good. Every match was solid (I don’t even consider the Santino Marella-Honky Tonk Man a match), and the top three bouts – Jericho-Batista, Triple H-Jeff Hardy and Big Show-Undertaker all delivered.

Here is a match-by-match look at last night’s show:

Batista defeated Chris Jericho to win the world heavyweight title: In what was the lock of the night, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin won by a landslide in the voting to determine the special referee. This was a fun match, as Shawn Michaels and Randy Orton – the other two candidates in the voting – got involved, as did JBL. At one point, Jericho hit the Codebreaker, but Austin was incapacitated. Michaels then entered the ring in his ref shirt and made the slowest count in the history of wrestling, which allowed Batista to kick out. Later, Jericho eluded a Stunner by Austin, but the distraction led to Batista hitting a spinebuster and then a Batista Bomb for the pin. The manner in which he lost gives Jericho ammunition to claim that he would have retained the title if not for biased officiating by Michaels and Austin.

WWE champion Triple H defeated Jeff Hardy: Despite WWE pushing hard on Smackdown for Vladimir Kozlov to be in this match, there really was never any doubt that Hardy would win the voting. For the second straight pay-per-view, Triple H and Hardy had an awesome match, and Triple H again did a great job of making Hardy look like he is every bit his equal. Hardy was on offense most of the way, but his one mistake – going for a second Swanton Bomb right after connecting on one – cost him. After Hardy missed the second Swanton, Triple H recovered and went on to hit a Pedigree off the top turnbuckle for the win. I was convinced that Kozlov was somehow going to get involved, but I guess he will be getting his title shot at Survivor Series next month.

The Undertaker defeated The Big Show in a last man standing match: The match, which went about 20 minutes, could not have been booked any better, as The Undertaker overcame quite a beating to win, and The Big Show cemented his standing as a monster heel. Big Show physically dominated The Undertaker for much of the match, and at one point Show was even no-selling punches to the face. After nearly losing several times, Undertaker caught Big Show in the unnamed submission hold (the gogoplata, but never called that in WWE) that Smackdown general manager Vickie Guerrero had banned earlier this year, and choked him out. I thought it was weird that the announcers made no mention of the fact that the move is outlawed. I fully expect Guerrero to overturn the decision or penalize The Undertaker in some fashion Friday on Smackdown.

ECW champion Matt Hardy defeated Evan Bourne: As expected, Bourne was the runaway winner in the voting. This was a very good, fast-paced match and both guys performed well. It lasted approximately 11 minutes, and I thought another five minutes or so would have made it even better.

Rey Mysterio defeated Kane in a no holds barred match: This was the best Kane match I have seen in a while. For the second consecutive pay-per-view, these two worked well together despite the huge contrast in size and styles. While the matches between Mysterio and Kane have been good, no one really cares about this feud, so this might have been the conclusion to it.

The Honky Tonk Man defeated Intercontinental champion Santino Marella by disqualification: I can’t believe the WWE Universe almost blew this one, as the final results were: Honky Tonk Man, 35 percent; Roddy Piper, 34 percent; and Goldust, 31 percent. Sure, Piper is a legend, but after all that buildup with The Honk-O-Meter, one would think that HTM would have won by larger margin. And how in the world did Goldust get that many votes? Anyway, a win is a win, or so I’ve heard. I knew this would be kept short due to HTM’s limitations, but I was thinking four or five minutes, not one. After Beth Phoenix tripped HTM, the ref called for the DQ and that was it. Marella wasn’t happy with Phoenix, but they’ll probably make up tonight on Raw. I can’t believe that HTM didn’t nail Marella over the head with a guitar after the match.

John Morrison and The Miz defeated Cryme Tyme: This was a pretty straightforward tag match. The crowd was into it and all four guys worked hard. This match-up beat out CM Punk/Kofi Kingston versus Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes by three percentage points. So Punk has gone from being world champion to not even making it onto the pay-per-view.

Mickie James won the Divas Halloween costume contest: The voting proved once again that whether or not she has the women’s title or is even involved in a story line, James is the most popular woman in the company. She won this contest for the second straight year despite showing a lot less skin than some of the others. Nice job here by the WWE Universe.

WWE.com exclusive match – U.S. champion Shelton Benjamin defeated R-Truth: I wasn’t surprised that R-Truth didn’t win the title, but I was surprised that Benjamin won clean. What’s up?

October 26, 2008

Cyber Sunday preview

Since some of the match-ups and all of the stipulations are not known until the last minute, Cyber Sunday is the toughest WWE pay-per-view to predict. But I’ll give it a shot.

World heavyweight champion Chris Jericho vs. Batista: Fans will choose whether the guest referee is Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels or Randy Orton. Orton has no shot. Michaels makes the most sense from a story line standpoint, but there is no way that Austin isn’t winning. As for the match, at some point the creative team is going to run out of ways to screw Batista in title matches, but it probably won’t be tonight. It’s possible that Austin could cost Jericho the title, but I think Jericho will once again find a way to walk out with the belt – and then Austin will hit a stunner on him after the match.

WWE title match: Fans will choose whether Triple H defends against Jeff Hardy, Vladimir Kozlov, or both in a triple threat match. No matter how hard Kozlov has been pushed on television, I just don’t see him winning the voting. I suppose there is a chance the triple threat could win, but the smart money is on Hardy, and that’s who I’m going with. I think Hardy will be in control for most of the match but come up just short at the end once again. Here’s my scenario: Hardy hits a Swanton and gets a three count, sending the crowd into a frenzy. But then the referee discovers that Triple H had his foot on the rope. While the referee explains this to Hardy, Triple gets up (behind Hardy’s back), hits the Pedigree and retains the title. Suddenly, Vickie Guerrero rolls out in her wheelchair onto the stage. She says that since Triple H mocked her on Smackdown Friday, she is going to teach him a lesson by ordering him to defend the title against Kozlov – right now. Kozlov then goes over clean and becomes the new champion.

The Big Show vs. The Undertaker: Fans will choose whether it’s a last man standing match, knockout match or I quit match. Even though Big Show has knocked out Undertaker a few times, I don’t think the fans will vote for the knockout. I’m guessing the I quit match gets the nod. There’s no chance of The Undertaker submitting, so it’s going to have to be Big Show who utters the two words. For Show not to lose his heat and to keep the feud going, I don’t think a simple submission hold will do him in. I think we’ll see a violent finish similar to the famous Magnum T.A.-Tully Blanchard I quit match in 1985, when Magnum forced Blanchard to quit by driving a splintered piece of a chair into his forehead.

ECW title match: Fans will choose whether Matt Hardy defends against Evan Bourne, Finlay or Mark Henry: It would be a major surprise if Bourne doesn’t win the voting, and a Hardy-Bourne match could steal the show if they are given sufficient time. Hardy will retain, as it’s too early to put the belt on Bourne.

Kane vs. Rey Mysterio: Fans will choose whether it’s a falls-count-anywhere match, no holds barred match or two-out-of-three falls match. Falls-count-anywhere is the likely choice. Mysterio will make it interesting, but Kane will win.

Intercontinental title match: Fans will choose whether Santino Marella defends against The Honky Tonk Man, Goldust or Roddy Piper. Piper is the biggest star of the three challengers, but I’d be shocked if The Honky Tonk Man doesn’t win after all those weeks of the Honk-O-Meter on Raw. Because of HTM’s limitations, this will be kept short. Marella will win, but HTM gets his heat back after the match by smashing a guitar over Marella’s head. A lot of people think Charlie Haas will get involved in some way, and I could see that happening.

Tag-team match: Fans will choose whether it’s William Regal/Layla versus Jamie Knoble/Mickie James, John Morrison/The Miz versus Cryme Tyme or Ted DiBiase Jr./Cody Rhodes versus CM Punk/Kofi Kingston. You can forget about the mixed tag winning. Because of Punk’s popularity, I’m tempted to pick his match, but I’m going with Morrison and Miz against Cryme Tyme. Believe it or not, Miz does have a loyal following. Remember, he won the voting to receive a shot at then-ECW champion Punk at last year’s show. Morrison and Miz will beat Cryme Tyme.

Divas Halloween costume contest: Mickie James, who won the contest last year, is the most over of any of the divas, so I would expect her to repeat. Of course, there is always the chance that the diva who shows the most skin could win, perhaps someone like Kelly Kelly.

Note: There will be a U.S. title match on wwe.com 15 minutes prior to the start of the pay-per-view. Fans will choose whether Shelton Benjamin defends against Festus, MVP or R-Truth. MVP’s losing streak will continue, as he will finish a distant third. Festus has a cult following, but fans have taken to R-Truth and I think he’ll win. I wouldn’t be surprised if R-Truth won the title, as it would be a great way for WWE to promote the idea that fans shouldn’t miss the pre-show wwe.com exclusive matches. However, I think R-Truth should chase the title for a while before winning it, so I’m going with Benjamin to retain, but not necessarily by pinfall.

October 25, 2008

Seeking buys, Triple H and Undertaker sell big on Smackdown

By doing a great job of selling for their adversaries Friday night on Smackdown, Triple H and The Undertaker did a great job of selling Sunday’s Cyber Sunday pay-per-view.

During a very good main event between the two WWE superstars, The Big Show interfered and took out both of them, and then Vladimir Kozlov came in to get in some additional shots on Triple H.

With Triple H and The Undertaker engaging in a hard-hitting match and then getting beaten down afterward, the message was sent that both will be at less than 100 percent at Cyber Sunday.

It’s rare that Triple H and The Undertaker ever go into a big match as underdogs, but Kozlov – who is one of the candidates to challenge Triple H for the WWE title Sunday – and Big Show, who will face The Undertaker in a gimmick match Sunday – could not have been booked any stronger heading into the pay-per-view.

Triple H was especially good Friday night in a role that he doesn’t often play – a babyface in peril. He hit Big Show with a chair, but it had little effect and Triple H ended up getting choke-slammed. Kozlov then continued the assault on “The Game” after Big Show left.

WWE has done an excellent job of getting Kozlov over as a legitimate threat to the title. Never bet against Jeff Hardy in what is essentially a popularity contest – which Hardy himself pointed out last night – but I really hope Kozlov is involved in the WWE title match Sunday, whether it’s one-on-one or in the triple threat.

As an aside, I think a Triple H-Undertaker program would be a big draw. The two veterans are the only major stars from the Attitude Era still in WWE, and while they have wrestled each other in the past (including at WrestleMania X-7), they haven’t faced each other often enough for it to be redundant.

Other thoughts on Friday night’s show:

The MVP losing streak gimmick is starting to really irritate me. Jobbing to Triple H, Jeff Hardy and R-Truth is one thing, but losing to Kung Fu Naki is another entirely. …

Speaking of the wrestler formerly known as Funaki, did I really hear Jim Ross mention Funaki and Ricky Steamboat in the same sentence? Funaki’s new karate gimmick is every bit as ridiculous as TNA’s “Stone Cold” Shark Boy and Super Eric. …

I never thought I would hear the fans chanting The Great Khali’s name – I mean without the word “sucks.” As I have said before, I find the kissing Khali entertaining, although Friday night’s segment went a little long. …

Festus dressed up as a mariachi was funny enough, but it was hilarious when the bell rang and he maniacally chased the mariachi band up the ramp. Somebody needed to teach that bulbous mariachi how to sell, though. …

Wake me up when the Chavo Guerrero-Bam Neely feud is over.

October 24, 2008

TNA fails to deliver on hype

I remember the last time a wrestling company proclaimed that something “would change the face of professional wrestling forever.” It was in WCW in 2000. I was the editor of WCW Magazine at the time, and I was aware of what the big news was going to be (actually, I don’t think it was a well-kept secret). I also knew that WCW was setting itself up for failure.

For those who might not remember, the earth-shattering development was that Goldberg turned heel. To say that WCW made an overstatement would be a huge understatement. To this day, I don’t understand why WCW promised something that it couldn’t possibly deliver. No matter how bad things were going for WCW at the time (really, really bad), setting up the fans for a letdown only made things worse and reeked of desperation.

Last night on a live edition of Impact (now in HD, not that it matters to me) from Las Vegas, TNA once again took a page out of WCW’s book. Mick Foley had a major announcement to make, one that, in the words of Mike Tenay, would “rock professional wrestling.”

After the announcement was pushed hard throughout the show, Foley finally revealed the shocking news that … wait for it, wait for it … he was now a major shareholder in TNA! The only thing missing was Tony Schiavone screaming, “This is the single biggest announcement in the history of professional wrestling!”

All kidding aside, Foley becoming part owner of TNA is a decent plot twist and should make for some entertaining scenarios. It would have been better, however, if TNA had simply said that Foley had a big announcement to make about his future in TNA. By making ridiculous claims, TNA just made the announcement feel anticlimactic.

Other thoughts on last night’s show:

I liked Kurt Angle’s “major announcement” better than Foley’s. Angle revealed that he, Kevin Nash, Booker T. and Sting have formed a faction known as the Main Event Mafia (not to be confused with the Voodoo Kin Mafia). That’s a lot of star power there. The group’s name isn’t that great, but at least it’s better than The Millionaires Club. …

I continue to be amazed by Sting’s “heel turn.” He now is officially aligned with the top heels in TNA, but he still doesn’t come off as a villain. He did put on a suit and act a little cocky, but I think it speaks volumes that he did not participate in MEM’s beat-down of Samoa Joe and A.J. Styles at the end of the show. I’m betting that somewhere down the line Sting either renounces the group or they boot him out (like the Four Horsemen did in 1990). …

Could it have been more obvious that Joe was blading himself after taking the belt shot from Nash or that the referee picked the blade up off the mat? That’s live TV. …

I don’t know how Angle and Nash kept a straight face when Booker kept repeating the word “respect” in his accent every time one of them would say it. I know I was laughing out loud. …

Booker’s facial expressions during his verbal confrontation with Christian Cage were hilarious, too. Booker and Cage are clearly the two most entertaining performers in TNA right now. I can’t comment on Cage’s Lil John jokes, however, because I am not familiar with Mr. John’s work. I assume that he is no relation to Elton. …

Booker’s TNA Legends title belt is an obvious takeoff of Ted DiBiase’s old Million Dollar belt. Booker is putting his belt on the line against Cage with the stipulation that Cage has to join MEM if he loses. I don’t care for the idea of wrestlers competing for titles that don’t really exist. And no disrespect to Christian, but, story-line wise, does he have the qualifications to be in the group? The four members all were world champions in either WWE or WCW, but Christian was never more than a mid-carder before coming to TNA. …

It was definitely time to put the TNA women’s title back on Awesome Kong, and this sets up a title program between Kong and Roxxi. Taylor Wilde never really got over as a babyface champion. Gail Kim’s departure has left a major void. …

What better way to kick off TNA’s first high-definition broadcast than with a match involving The Beautiful People? As someone who does not have HD, I can only use my imagination as to how Velvet Sky’s ring entrance looked up close and personal. …

Sky’s match against Christy Hemme wasn’t exactly smooth, but the effort was definitely there, and because it was the opening match, the crowd was hot for it. …

Perhaps I wasn’t paying close enough attention, but I was almost as confused by the rules for the tag-team gauntlet match as I was for the double gauntlet match on Raw Monday. I was even more confused by Team 3D playing to the crowd. Did they turn babyface while I was making a sandwich? By the way, why was Brother Devon unable to kick out of a pin attempt after only having beer spit in his face? …

What’s the over/under on how long it will be before Matt Morgan turns on “best friend” Abyss? …

I was enjoying the Sheik Abdul Bashir-Jay Lethal match – while it lasted. I am shocked that Bashir won so cleanly and quickly. …

Could the TNA creative team have made Rhino look any dumber? After grabbing Bashir by the throat backstage and cutting a promo on him, Rhino let him go and turned his back to walk away. Of course Bashir jumped him and dished out an intense physical and verbal beat-down. With Rhino left for dead, Lauren then asked, “Are you OK?” That was almost as funny as Booker’s material.

October 23, 2008

Why WrestleMania is better than the World Series

I’m a pretty big baseball fan, but I just cannot muster any excitement about a Tampa Bay Rays-Philadelphia Phillies World Series. Yes, the Rays going from worst-to-World Series is impressive, but the lack of marquee names, larger-than-life personalities and a compelling story line have made me a world-weary cynic when it comes to this World Series.

If only the World Series could be more like WrestleMania. By that, of course, I mean scripted. One of the reasons WrestleMania rarely disappoints is because Vince McMahon and his creative team are pulling the strings to insure star-studded matchups and intriguing story lines.

Imagine if instead of Rays-Phils we had a Red Sox-Dodgers World Series. You’d have Manny Ramirez, Derek Lowe and Nomar Garciaparra facing their former team. Just like a popular babyface turning heel, the three ex-Boston fan favorites would become the enemy. Plus, the Red Sox would once again meet ex-Yankee skipper Joe Torre in the postseason.

How about Red Sox-Cubs? The team that finally ended its curse a few years ago versus the team whose curse continues. And how cool would it be for the two Series venues to be Fenway Park and Wrigley Field?

We also missed out on a Crosstown Classic between the Cubs and White Sox, as well as the Battle of Los Angeles between the Dodgers and Angels.

Like I said earlier, the Rays are a nice Cinderella story. They are the baseball equivalent to CM Punk, but I would not want to see Punk wrestle Kane – who, like the Phillies, is good but not great – in the WrestleMania main event.

It’s not just this year’s World Series that doesn’t measure up to the standard of WrestleMania. I will concede that the Series has produced some memorable moments. Over the past two decades we have seen the Mets’ improbable comeback in 1986, Joe Carter’s walkoff homer in 1993 and Kirk Gibson’s pinch-hit homer off Dennis Eckersley in 1988. During that same span, however, there were a lot more “Wrestlemania moments,” and, I dare say, a number of them were more spectacular than the aforementioned Series highlights.

Take Gibson’s homer for example. Sure, a hobbled Gibson limping to the plate against the nearly unhittable Eck (best nickname ever) was dramatic, but the Dodger slugger coming through on a bum knee does not compare to the gutsy performance put on at WrestleMania in 1998 by Shawn Michaels, who wrestled in the main event against “Stone Cold” Steve Austin despite suffering from several degenerative disks in his back.

Let’s also not forget what Kurt Angle did in the 2003 WrestleMania main event. He had bone spurs touching his badly bruised spinal cord and problems with four vertebrae and two disks. Doctors recommended that he retire. Instead, Angle wrestled a well-worked, physical match against Brock Lesnar.

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