Impact not a sweeping success
I watched TNA Impact on tape last night after I got home from Oriole Park at Camden Yards, where the Orioles went over the Houston Astros to complete a three-game sweep. Unfortunately, Impact wasn’t as exciting or satisfying as the baseball game.
Not that there was anything wrong with Impact. When you produce 52 original episodes a year, they all can’t be home runs (you know, like the towering shots hit by the O’s Ramon Hernandez, Alex Cintron and Aubrey Huff last night), and this was one of those episodes in which nothing really stood out either in a good way or a bad way. So, if you missed it, you really didn’t miss a whole lot.
Perhaps it felt like a letdown because last week’s episode was so entertaining. The first clue that last night’s show would be a step back in terms of quality occurred when the title of the episode appeared on the screen: “Fur Will Fly at the Pink Taco.” Before the title was revealed, TNA should have had the voiceover guy say: “From the creative mind who brought you Beaver Cleavage, Hugh G. Rection, Richard and Rod Johnson and Major Gunns.”
Other thoughts from last night’s show:
The Kurt Angle/Frank Trigg mistaken identity angle was weird. When Styles attacked a bald guy in a suit from behind in the parking lot, everyone assumed it was Angle. Then, when Styles turned him over, I guess we were supposed to realize that it wasn’t Angle (it was Trigg). Well, I must have been distracted looking at the Nick Markakis bobblehead I got at the game, because I never thought that it wasn’t Angle. When Trigg appeared at the end of the show, Mike Tenay nonchalantly said that it was Trigg who was jumped by Styles, but “we didn’t follow up on this earlier.” …
I thought the profile feature on Gail Kim and the “Rough Cut” segment with Matt Morgan were the best things on the show. Having the talent somewhat out of character and speaking in a normal voice is usually an effective way to get them over. While Kim is already there, hopefully the “Rough Cut” clips will help Morgan connect with the fans …
Speaking of using a normal voice, I’m not a big fan of Samoa Joe yelling and screaming his way through his promos. Joe did get in the line of the night when he referred to Kevin Nash as “the great and powerful Oz,” although I’m not sure everyone got that one. Nash, by the way, did a good job in his verbal confrontation with Joe. He was able to convey his point without raising his voice. …
In explaining why Joe gave up his private dressing room for the supposedly rank communal locker room, Don West said that “basically he’s just one of us.” Well, when he wears jeans, a T-shirt and sneakers, he definitely looks like one of us. …
During the main event, in which A.J. Styles and Christian Cage defeated Team 3-D, West referred to Styles as “the everyman.” Wait, I thought Joe was the everyman. Actually, Styles is anything but an everyman. I don’t know about you, but I can’t do the Spiral Tap or Shooting Styles Press. ..
When Styles was pounding on Tomko backstage, I was glad West said that Styles “blind-sided” him. While I have no problem believing that Styles can defeat Tomko in a wrestling match, I wouldn’t buy him beating Tomko in a fight out of the ring unless he attacked him from behind. …
Hector Guerrero’s promo was off the mark. After the brutal beat-down Robert Roode and James Storm put on LAX last week, Guerrero should have been a lot more serious and intense, especially after Jim Cornette set up the promo by saying, “It seems like you’re dead serious about getting even.” Instead, Guerrero tried too hard to be entertaining, including doing the “shoulder shimmy,” which actually cracked up Hernandez. Just imagine how much better that promo would have been if Konnan was still with LAX. …
Taylor, this week’s “fan” challenging Awesome Kong, got in a lot more offense than previous challengers and even got a near fall. Of course someone was going to make Kong look vulnerable eventually, but I think it happened too soon in the angle. …
Booker T.’s win over B.G. James was close to being a squash match. I was surprised that James didn’t get in a little more offense, but Booker does need to be booked strong since he’s headlining the Victory Road pay-per-view on July 13. …
Kaz’s win over Alex Koslov was the best match on the show. If Kaz ever figures out how to become as adept at the entertainment aspect of the business as he is with the in-ring part, he is going to be a huge star.


Comments
Brutal! You don't talk about baseball all year, then my Astros come to town for like the first time ever and you let loose on the trash talking?! What gives?!
RESPNSE FROM KEVIN ECK: After 10 straight losing seasons, Orioles fans have to talk trash while it lasts.
Posted by: Jeff Awtrey | June 20, 2008 10:50 AM
TNA may not be perfect every week, but its still WAY better than WWE has been lately. TNA has good wrestling, genuinely funny gimmicks (CURRY MAN!), and there isn't the overkill of 5 hours a week of wrestling, plus PPVs every 3 to 5 weeks. I'm willing to throw them a bone when they don't put on an amazing show.
Posted by: Leonard Crist | June 20, 2008 11:17 AM
The big guy in LAX is a better talker then Hector Guerrero anyway. The only thing Hector should be doing is wearing a chicken costume.
There were way too many WWE references for my taste tonight also.
Whats the big deal with Kaz? The guy has the charisma of a park bench. TNA has done a horrible job explaining anything about his character and why we should give a damn about him.
Posted by: Elevation | June 20, 2008 11:53 AM
What is with everyone jumping all over every champion who doesn't go around in a suit? I remember the days when only the heel champions wore suits to denote a sort of arrogance. If you're going to jump all over Joe, then why not jump all over Undertaker, Cena, Triple H, Diesel, Angle, Brock, Stone Cold, Rock, Eddie, and all the countless other champions that have made appearances in casual wear?
Posted by: Mr. E | June 20, 2008 3:59 PM
TNA is the Rodney Dangerfield of the wrestling biz , they get no respect . ... But seriously they do need to be able to put together a string of good shows . When a good one airs , it's inevitably followed by a lesser one .
I enjoyed the Awesome Kong "match", at least it wasn't the standard beatdown .
TNA has a potential superstar in A.J. Styles and doesn't seem to know it .
Kevin , I take exception to your saying Samoa (sloppy) Joe looks like one of us when wearing t-shirt and jeans . Give us all some credit ! It's sad when the champ can't "wear" the belt because of being , ahem , lets say "portly" .
On a side note Kevin , I bet if it were a Monday night and you had the option of going to an O's / Yankees game , or staying home to watch "Raw" , you'd have your feet propped up , bag of chips in your lap and a "soda pop" in hand watching the tube !
Does anyone have directions to "The Pink Taco" ?
Posted by: jack in hebron | June 20, 2008 5:36 PM
Looks like the Duds have really moved up. Didn't they leave WWE as jobbers?
Posted by: Marko50 | June 20, 2008 8:40 PM
Kaz's "character" can be pretty much summed up in "personal" format:
Hi, my name used to be Frankie Kazarian. For some reason, I was cast as a rebel inside of a rebel group, dropping all but 3 letters from my name. Then, when breaking away, I never took back the other 12 letters, and it's those letters that were my charisma. That, and I used to have Matt Bentley and Traci to make me look a lot better.
There we go, the "Kaz" character in a nut shell-_-
Posted by: Jack H | June 20, 2008 8:57 PM
Thank you for explaining that, Kevin. I totally missed the whole "jumping Trigg instead of Angle" bit. And two other weird things stood out to me - the fact that Joe (whom I find entertaining) came off looking like a crybaby teenager in his promo with Nash instead of a strong face (which is a trend I've been noticing with TNA's chosen #1 face) and also that LAX, also face characters, were going to pull a four-on-one thing on Jacqueline. I know they were supposed to be angry and everything, but don't faces generally demonstrate more self-control? I mean, it's part of what makes them faces, right?
Posted by: Micah | June 20, 2008 10:04 PM
I'd rather watch the worst Impact show than sit through a Orioles-Astros game!
Also, Kaz is the best wrestler in TNA and I hope he gets a 1-on-1 shot against Samoa Joe in the future.
Posted by: Ryan | June 21, 2008 1:07 PM
Maybe Kevin can give us baseball scores at the same time as ring coverage . Ain't the beer cold !!!
Posted by: jack in hebron | June 21, 2008 2:45 PM
@ Ryan:
Kaz did get a 1-on-1 shot against Joe just last week
Posted by: Robin | June 21, 2008 9:17 PM
The Frank Trigg segment was a pretty good idea played out well by Styles but ruined by a lack of clarity from the announce team.
When Styles took the glasses off "Angle", revealing him to be Trigg, West and Tenay were still saying it was Angle. Even a sharp eyed fan who can tell the difference between one bald guy in a suit and another would doubt themself once the commentators have stated it was Angle (whilst looking at clear shot of his face).
To make things worse, throughout the show whenever they mentioned Stlyes' revenge rampage they reiterated that he had taken out Tomko and Angle, no mention of any suspicion that it might not be Angle.
The final act of ricockulousness came at the end of the show when Tenay casually tells everyone that it was Trigg all along but “we didn’t follow up on this earlier”. "Didn't follow up" implies that they (as characters) knew all along, so why did they keep hammering home that it was Angle that got beat down? Especially as the tone in which they chose to admit it was Trigg was so low key and ineffective. It makes absolutely no sense and has zero impact this way. What should have been a simple bit of mistaken identity, all handled in one scene, was destroyed by drawing it out and then botching the finish.
I don't know if this was a result of bad writing or bad announcing (probably a combination of both) but either way the end result is that it makes the show look amateurish.
Posted by: Big Dave | June 23, 2008 6:07 AM
Ryan your wrong, although Kaz is a very good wreslter, there is no angle at all with his character. He doesnt have a grudge with anybody they just kind of stick him in a slot whenever they need somebody. I mean a couple months ago he was teaming with Eric Young going against Balck Reign and Rellik. Hey for all you Don West fans thats Killer spelled backwards. But serioulsy here is Kaz fighting Black Reign a couple months ago over a mouse and now with a snap of the fingers is in contention. He is a great wrestler but something needs to be done with an angle. A.J. Styles is probably the best wrestler on TNA right now. And Kevin although you think Kaz's match was the best id have to say the MMG match took the cake. So many good moves and counters and Davari looked pretty good as well.
Posted by: Matt Colburn | June 23, 2008 8:27 AM