« Was Cena taken out of context again? | Main | WWE’s Mayweather dilemma »

Some serious advice for TNA

It was another evening of bad comedy on TNA Impact last night. In fact, for most of the episode – which was titled “Take my Wife … Please” – I felt like I was watching a parody of a wrestling show.

The show was salvaged, however, by the few segments that weren’t designed to be funny.

The emphasis on comedy – which in TNA is hit or miss, and usually the latter – is not helping pay-per-view buy rates or ticket sales, so if I were TNA, I would give serious consideration to cutting back on the funny business.

The highlight of the show was the attack by Robert Roode and Payton Banks on Booker T. and Traci Brooks. The segment, which featured the babyfaces being handcuffed and whipped with belts, got tremendous heat from the crowd and was effective in making you want to see a match between Roode and Booker.

The main event between Kurt Angle and Kevin Nash also was good, surprisingly so considering Nash’s physical limitations at this stage of his career. Angle carried the match, but Nash also put forth a good effort. The heat-getting moment in the bout occurred when Angle threw down his wife, Karen, outside the ring and showed no concern whatsoever for her. To add to the drama, Karen was bleeding from the mouth, and A.J. Styles scooped her up and carried her to the back.

Other than the fact that I thought TNA wasn’t allowed to do man-on-woman violence on television, I thought it was well done. I’m guessing that Karen will eventually turn on Styles and return to her husband’s side, which should mean a big babyface push for Styles.

Some other thoughts from last night’s show:

With just one more episode before the Destination X pay-per-view, only four matches have been announced. ...

TNA decided to open the show with something we have never seen before – the Angles arguing in the back. …

Styles really needs to lose that ridiculous-looking crown. …

The Team 3-D diet skits were nauseatingly unfunny. Ray and Devon were heat magnets, and now they are portrayed as clowns. …

More bad skits are on the way, as Scott Steiner has an initiation planned for Petey Williams. I’m still not certain whether they are heels or babyfaces. By the way, doesn’t it seem like Steiner has been carrying around those briefcases forever? …

I hope they were plants in the audience that were putting money in Sonjay Dutt’s tambourine. If they weren’t, why would anyone want to give away money to a wrestling character? …

Curry Man continues to bring a smile to my face. And Shark Boy continues to take it away. Shark Boy added some new puns to his repertoire – “kick some bass” and “gimme a shell yeah.” Ugh. At one point, Shark Boy clearly tried to get the crowd to do the “what?” bit. There was dead silence. Now that was funny. …

As if Dustin Rhodes needed any further evidence that his career has hit the skids, consider that he used to take stunners from “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, and now he takes stunners from Shark Boy. …

Call me old-fashioned, but I think ladder matches should be used as the blow-off to an intense feud, not to decide the world drinking championship. …

Rhino delivered an awesome-looking gore to James Storm, but the clothesline Awesome Kong gave ODB looked even more devastating. Speaking of ODB, she has a lot of charisma in the ring, but her promos clearly are a work in progress. ...

Let me get this straight: Eric Young, a babyface, ran away rather than facing his fear. Who does he think he is, Floyd Mayweather?

Comments

To Kevin:
I live in daytona beach and regularly attend the tna tapings. I was at the show you are talking about and shark boy did get everyone saying "what" but for the actual show, they cut it. If you ever attended a taping you'd be more lost than watching it on tv. They don't tape anywhere close to the order that shows on tv, sometimes they tape a show and a half then the next day another one and a half, then throw it all together.

Kevin , every week I would get upset with your review of TNA programming . But with each passing week I have to admit your're right . Specifically too many attempts at comedy . Although I'll take TNA over WWE any day . I think Steiners briefcases may actually contain is luggage to get out of town . ...I thought Karen Angle may have "bladed" , now that would have been cool .

I felt like I was on acid watching that segment with Team 3D, Devine, Kaz, Eric Young, Rellik (which is Killer backwards), and Dustin Rhodes. It was so horribly rushed and just a microcosm of whats wrong with TNA.

Also, great interview on Between the Ropes, that is my favorite radio show in the world.

Hey Kev , would there ever be a realistic chance of seeing the real "Macho Man" (and I don't mean youself) appear with Jay Leathal in any possible way ?

RESPONSE FROM KEVIN ECK: It's probably not likely, but it's not impossible. I think it could be a great angle if he did.

It really seems like TNA and its management get together five minutes before the show and literally say, "Okay...what are we doing this week?"

"Well, I heard Shark Boy doing his Stone Cold Steve Austin impression in the back the other day. Funny stuff."

"Brilliant! Let's do that and put him in a match with Tomko."

"Tomko?"

"Yeah, we're Tomko and Stone Cold in Evolution together?"

"I think so."

"Let's run with it."

And...scene.

At least Kevin Nash versus Kurt Angle looked like if my 60 some year old father and I went at it in the squared circle. At least he's trying.

Hey Kevin,
Do you remember the episodes of TNA after Aj and Rhino had their elevation X, Styles came on tv "injured" and said that rhino had to explain to his wife and 4 kids why daddy isn't gonna be able to make money anymore. What happened to Styles' family? Are they upset about their poligamist father? TNA probably hoped for that being as forgetable as the rest of it.

Maybe this has nothing to do with TNA or this post in particular but I wanted you to know that WWE web page has a new link called "industry news" where they include information about OTHER promotions like TNA or ROH:
Weird,huh?

TNA needs to empower the wrestlers to question the traditional way of booking angles and storylines, and perhaps sell the naming rights to some of the top stars to generate revenue.

What would really change if The Instant Classic was now called Buddhist Cage? I mean why should Christians get all that free advertising?

Gaston - I saw that, too! What's the deal with that?

Hey Kevin,

I live in Aus so don't get TNS bar Youtube is Dustin Rhodes that bad in the ring these days that he needs to get stunned by Shark Boy or can he still go and the characted is awful?
RESPONSE FROM KEVIN ECK: Dustin perhaps has lost a step. The character is awful.

Post a comment

(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)

Please enter the letter "o" in the field below:
About the blogger
The Baltimore Sun's Kevin Eck blogs about professional wrestling. Listen to Eck Wednesdays at 3 p.m. on WNST 1570 AM.
E-mail Kevin.
Most Recent Comments
-- ADVERTISEMENT --

Blog updates
Recent updates to baltimoresun.com sports blogs  Subscribe to this feed