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April 27, 2009

Caption This: Ravens' draft pick nearly loses ball

Every Monday we share with you a photograph that catches our eye. We provide a couple of possible captions, and you can try your hand at one or two of your own. Check out previous editions of Caption This by clicking here. And for more fun with photos, check out the Sun's Caption Call blog.

-- The Baltimore Ravens' scouts winced when they viewed film of Cedric Peerman. Full of mercy, they selected him in the sixth round of the NFL Draft. As a signing bonus, Ozzie Newsome offered Peerman a dozen bags of ice.

-- Former Virginia tailback Cedric Peerman was originally projected as a first-round pick. But at the NFL Combine, team GMs and scouts began to question his toughness when they spoke to him and discovered he talks a lot like Michael Jackson.

-- "I don't know why anyone's looking at me funny. You hear about the Ravens' second-round pick? That dude is missing more organs than I am."

-- In accordance with the NFL's new rookie orientation plan, all incoming rookies are given a temporary vasectomy before their first professional game.

-- New Maryland slogan: Fear the Snapping Turtle!

-- Asked about making the leap to the NFL, Cedric Peerman told reporters he was fairly certain the tough AFC North wouldn't be near as painful as the frisky ACC.

 

Photo: Patrick Smith for the Baltimore Sun

April 20, 2009

Caption This: O's leave the field

From time to time, we'll share with you some photographs that catch our eye. We'll provide a couple of possible captions, and you can try your hand at one or two of your own. Check out previous editions of Caption This by clicking here. And for more fun with photos, check out the Sun's Caption Call blog.

 

-- Orioles catcher Chad Moeller dives into the stands, chasing after the Orioles' winning record.

-- Sensing things are about to take a turn for the worst, Moeller leaps into the stands to escape the 2009 Orioles.

-- Moeller has trouble handling Matt Albers' curveball.

-- Because Red Sox fans talk like they're always sucking on a baseball-sized jawbreaker, Moeller has trouble understanding a heckler and visits with him to seek clarity.

-- Moeller learns the hard way that with the Orioles, there's no such thing as easy outs.

Photo: AP

April 13, 2009

Caption This: Brian Bass serves up another

From time to time, we'll share with you some photographs that catch our eye. We'll provide a couple of possible captions, and you can try your hand at one or two of your own. Check out previous editions of Caption This by clicking here. And for more fun with photos, check out the Sun's Caption Call blog.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

-- "Thank you, sir! May I have another?"

-- Brian Bass begins making the walk toward Norfolk, Va., which according to Google Maps is a 225-mile journey that takes 3 days and 2 hours to hike -- just enough time to clear waivers.

-- "Hey Adam Eaton, Skipper says he wants to see you and me in his office. Come on."

-- Brian Bass takes a long look at the scoreboard. "Let's see, 2 outings, 5 1/3 innings, 12 runs, 13 hits and a 16.88 ERA. Plus I've given up five homers already. Gotta call mom and make sure she avoids those numbers on this week's lotto."

-- "Hey guys, I'm looking for the waiver wire. I was told it'd be around here somewhere. Anyone seen it?"

April 6, 2009

Caption This: Elvis is outside the building

From time to time, we'll share with you some photographs that catch our eye. We'll provide a couple of possible captions, and you can try your hand at one or two of your own. Check out previous editions of Caption This by clicking here.

-- "It was my understanding there would be pitching tryouts today. Anybody know which gate?"

-- "I was supposed to meet A-Rod and Madonna by the Babe Ruth statue. Anyone seen 'em?"

-- "Boog back there is wearing the same thing as me today. I gotta tell ya, I look 10 times better... and I've been dead three decades."

-- "Ever since Memphis flopped in the NCAA Tournament, I've been looking for ways to waste my days. The Tigers won 33 games last year; I bet Calipari a peanut butter-and-banana-sandwich the Orioles would win more."

-- "I never pass up an opportunity for a free magnet schedule."

-- "Teixeira sucks!"

-- "Thank God I'm a country boy."

 

Photo: Elizabeth Malby / Sun

March 30, 2009

Caption This: You want me to sign what?

From time to time, we'll share with you some photographs that catch our eye. We'll provide a couple of possible captions, and you can try your hand at one or two of your own.

-- "Sure, Mr. Angelos, I'll sign anything you want."

-- "Is this really the bat Julio Franco used?"

-- "I appreciate the offer, but I'm not sure I've slowed down that much on the base paths."

-- "Really? Autographed canes work like currency in South Florida?"

-- "So you want me to write, 'Dear Esther, I'd love to get to second base with you?' For serious?"

-- "Look, Schmuck, I already signed your pill box. Will you leave me alone?"

 

Photo: Doug Kapustin /Baltimore Sun

March 23, 2009

Caption This: What's Gary Williams thinking?

From time to time, we'll share with you some photographs that catch our eye. We'll provide a couple of possible captions, and you can try your hand at one or two of your own.

 

-- "Greivis said what???!"

-- "Note to self: Cancel subscription to the Washington Post when I return home."

-- "In case anyone's wondering, this is my 16th straight postseason appearance, I've won nine straight NCAA first-round games and we've been to the NCAA Tournament two of the past three seasons. Just sayin'..."

-- "I must remember to ask Calipari about his tailor after the game." 

-- "Conference USA isn't so bad."

-- "I hope Lance Stephenson isn't watching this."

 

Photo by Karl Merton Ferron / Baltimore Sun

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