2:30 p.m. -- Let's all wave goodbye to Luke Harangody and Notre Dame, who just got bounced by the Old Dominion Monarchs. Harangody, one of the country's best players, scored all of four points, including a final basket at the buzzer as time expired. Ouch. I hate to see a fellow Irishman get embarrassed like that. (Seriously, I really am Irish! Van Valkenburg is Dutch, but my blood is practically 80 percent Guinness.) On the bright side Luke, the trip back home should go smoothly if you're flying Southwest, because on Southwest, your bags fly free, at least according to a commercial I've already seen about 200 times.

2:40 p.m. -- With BYU and Florida entering overtime, I decide it's time to change out of my robe and into some real clothes. But first, I ask my wife if she thinks I should shower today. I'm feeling a little greasy.

"Do whatever you want, but your hair looks like you combed it with potato chips," she says. "Gross." 

You've got to love the NCAA tournament, people.