Sasha, we hardly knew ye
LAKE PLACID, N.Y. // Sasha Cohen isn't here.
Big deal.
You might think the shine would be off Skate America, the next-to-last stop on the Grand Prix circuit, because Cohen dropped out last Monday citing an injury to her right calf.
Nope. A lot of figure skating fans and almost the entire press corps had already written off the 2006 Olympic silver medalist after she withdrew from her first Grand Prix competition in Paris earlier in the fall. Cohen was almost certainly going to have her doors blown off in her first competition in more than three years by Korea's Kim Yu-Na, perhaps the closest thing to guaranteed gold at the Olympics next February.
Unfortunately that first withdrawal only delayed the beat down to this weekend. You could almost feel Cohen's calf muscle -- probably along with other muscles -- tighten up.
So the spotlight here rightfully will shine on Kim, a poised, gracious competitor who glides across the ice like a bead of water on polished glass. Sasha who? Sasha, who cares?
If the pattern continues, Cohen will duck U.S. Nationals in January, where the Olympic team will be chosen. Makes you wonder if the "comeback" is all a public relations gimmick for a woman whose acting career isn't exactly chewing up the scenery -- unless you consider sniffing a jock strap in the movie, Blades of Glory, a breakthrough performance.
Earlier this fall, she blew off the Olympic Media Summit in Chicago, where most of the top U.S. athletes and coaches gathered for interviews. Then she bowed to pressure from the U.S. Olympic Committee to do a call-in session but conducted her end on a cell phone, creating a connection so poor that she was barely understandable.
That's hardly the behavior of a team player embracing the 2010 Olympic spirit. I'm guessing the wheels already are turning on the announcement that Cohen is calling it a career. Buh-bye.
The shame and sham of it all is that on Tuesday, Cohen will be at a posh restaurant next to Rockefeller Center in New York to announce a partnership with the maker of Pepto Bismol.
Far be it from me to lecture Procter and Gamble Co. about how to spend its promotional budget. I'm sure corporate suits were charmed by the saucy vixen with the porcelain skin, expressive brown eyes and Olympic medal. But there are better skaters preparing for U.S. Nationals who could really use the money.
Then again, perhaps Cohen is the perfect pitchwoman for their product -- a remedy for upset stomachs. Too bad it doesn't work on bum calf muscles or a bad case of "allaboutme."
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Comments
What a nasty article. Sasha could really be injured. I don't think it was her choice to withdraw. You are really mean spirited.
Posted by: Judy | November 13, 2009 10:47 PM
If everyone was so apathetic about Sasha's appearance at Skate America why did the USFSA wait until Monday to announce her withdrawal? Rumor has it she filed the paperwork the week before. Her picture is all over Skate America's website and she was used in promotional material as late as Sunday. Clearly some people thought she was a draw and cared about her showing up.
For that matter, if no one cares why bother writing this article?
The US ladies field is very weak right now and this is the first time in a long time that there hasn't been an American lady contending for a medal at the Olympics. If Sasha had been able to get back into the shape she was in in 2006, she definitely would have been an asset.
Also, I have a hard time imagining anyone let alone Sasha going through the effort of training with a new coach, working on new programs etc. just for attention.
Far be it from you to lecture Procter and Gamble but you seem to have no problem with making blanket accusations about a skater's motivation and integrity when I doubt you know no more about it than anyone else.
I, for one, am disappointed that Sasha's comeback is apparently over before it began. She is a beautiful and exciting skater and I would have liked to see her skate to her full potential at least once.
Posted by: Audrey | November 14, 2009 12:40 AM
here here... GREAT article. SOMEONE had to say it. let's face reality here. Michelle Kwan certainly did... and in gracious spirit, might I add by plain out saying, that she was old and technically no longer competitive especially against the likes of Kim or even Asada, Ando or the rest. For 4 years, Sasha has ridden her Olympic sympathy and gotten the last of skating newbies to believe in her magical fairy tale comeback. yeah, didn't think so.
Posted by: DL | November 14, 2009 2:40 AM
Bitterly jealous of Sasha much? Wow-your blog is just PATHETIC.
Posted by: audie | November 14, 2009 4:10 PM
But, I get the impression that the only reason that Sasha Cohen even continued her professional skating career at all(postponing her acting & modeling ambitions) is because the ice shows desperately needed an American female olympic skater for their shows, and there are very few female olympic medalist skaters who still want to perform, thanks to the decisions of Sarah Hughes & Tara Lipinski to totally hang up their skates(at 19 & 21 respectively). Tara was another ex-skater who thought that she was going to make it in Hollywood as an actress, but the acting jobs dried up when she stopped skating.
The best career for Sasha Cohen is as a professional ice show skater, because she has a history of skating badly or inconsistently under the pressure of competition.
The article may seem cruel to some, but I think that it's accurate. Kim Yu-Na is the best female competition figure skater on the planet. And she is multitalented, and destined to be a long-term star in any field she applies herself to.
Posted by: Philip Cohen | November 14, 2009 6:28 PM
Cohen did not "blow off" the media summit.
She was in Canada getting her programs choreographed by Lori Nichol.
Fact check, buddy.
I do not think she will be at Nationals. Age and injuries caught up with her and she was never a good jumper or hard worker in general, but this is just nasty. Not surprised though. It's not like most of the blogosphere knows about figure skating.
Posted by: ED | November 15, 2009 1:34 AM
This was a bitter blog. Obviously you protest too much. If you didn't "care", you wouldn't have written this article. I'm just sad I wasted my time reading it. I heard so many complaints about it, I wanted to see what all the drama was about. Now I just want the time I wasted reading it back.
Posted by: Shannon | November 15, 2009 2:02 AM
As a skater myself, I actually agree with this assessment. All of this has unfortunately not been a big surprise. I was a bit upset knowing that she was coming back and was likely going to take an Olympic spot away from someone else who has been working and growing for most of their recent adolescent life in order to get an Olympic spot.
For the first time in a while, the US ladies only have 2 spots for the Olympics, which is disappointing enough. But to see one of those spots go to someone who hasn't been on the skating scene in years, hasn't been putting in their time to prepare consistently like the rest of the women in the field, and to know that her spot won't likely produce a medal in Vancouver (given her absence, recent lack of training and nerves during big performances, not to mention the strength of the international field of skaters) would be VERY unfotunate.
Don't even get me started on Evgeny Plushenko's return. But this return was something I figured she would announce but not much would come from it. She was one of my favorites at the start of her career (especially 2000 Nationals), but by the assumed end of it, it was just a bit disappointing.
Posted by: Katie | November 15, 2009 10:53 AM
Have you considered employment with TMZ?
So you think Sasha's return "is all a public relations gimmick". Check your sources before writing next time, I'm sure you could have verified the lessons, costumes, doctors appointments, and physical therapy are real.
As Audrey stated above, "if no one cares why bother writing this article."
Posted by: Kyle | November 15, 2009 11:18 AM
Even if Sasha returns, there's no way she's even a threat for the gold medal. She could hardly land a triple triple at the height of her career. She's so inconsistent! She's definitely not one of the best skater ever lived, so what makes her a threat. She knows that but she just wants the attention and endorsement. She's truly pathetic.
Posted by: karen | November 15, 2009 3:05 PM
Sasha went about this comeback completely the wrong way. She figured because she'd been skating regularly in shows that she'd be fine to jump into 2 or 3 months of hard training and be ready to compete. Um, no. It's not that easy. Clearly her body isn't up the the physical demands of fulltime training anymore as evident by this injury she has and can't seem to get rid of.
At first I thought it was all a stunt, especially after her withdrawal from TEB. But now I just think she overestimated her conditioning and abilities. She knew she wouldn't be ready to compete this past weekend probably around the same time she withdrew from TEB. That injury she has isn't going to go away until she completely rests it for longer than 2 or 3 weeks.
I don't think they announced her withdrawal from SA this time until so late because they didn't want to overshadow all of the NHK competition news and winners at the time. But rumor was she submitted her paperwork the week before...I expect she'll be pulling out of nationals too; but she'll probably wait until the week of to do it...
She should just stick to show skating...that's what she's great at. She can't act, her voice is too monotone for commentating...just stick to what you're good at Sasha and, FYI, it's not competing!
Posted by: Kiara | November 16, 2009 2:33 PM