Phelps' popularity reaches Chuck Norris-like level
Kevin, et al.
Subject: If only he had a cool Chuck beard
I supposed it was inevitable. Michael Phelps is so dominant in the swimming pool that there’s already a site packed with snarky hyperbole in his honor. A sampling from MichaelPhelpsJokes.com is below. Sure, some are recycled, but come on, it’s a Wednesday. What else you got to do?
Michael Phelps can walk on water but doesn’t want to show off, so he swims instead.
Michael Phelps doesn’t swim through the water… the water swims around him.
Michael Phelps once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Michael Phelps doesn’t need to wax; he just wills his body hair not to grow.
When Michael Phelps uses a semicolon; it’s always correct.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Michael Phelps out. It failed miserably.
Michael Phelps doesn’t merely beat competitors. He wipes out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Michael Phelps’ computer. Michael Phelps is always in control.
Michael Phelps cashed his plane ticket in and swam Butterfly to the Olympics.
Michael Phelps once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.