To Rick et al.,

Subject: Morons

I wanted to make sure I responded to the post where Dr. Alexei Koudinov essentially accuses Michael Phelps of using performance enhancing drugs because he listens to his iPod before races. (Found out yesterday he's been listening to Lil Wayne this week, by the way.)

Mr. Kourdinov, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

KVV 

P.S. Stop looking at me, swan!