Holy Schmuck!
Obviously, I've got way too much time on my hands right now, but that's what happens when you take a week's vacation while everybody else in the family has to work. So, I was just sitting around trying to think up nasty Tweets to drop on my friends when a buddy sent me a link to this article from The Atlantic.
It's titled "Sister Schmuck Takes a Stand," so you can see why it caught his eye.
For the record, I am not aware of any relation to the subject of this story, but -- coincidentally -- I have an aunt on my father's side who is a nun in St. Louis, though she chose not to include her surname in her nun-name.
Anyway, check it out and count your blessings...unless you're NASCAR legend Dick Trickle.
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Comments
You are such a jerk!
I'm gonna go tell my mom.
Posted by: Dick Trickle | April 13, 2011 1:05 PM
You think the Indians are ever gonna put me in their Hall of Fame?
Posted by: Dick Pole | April 13, 2011 1:58 PM
I see it's turning into Can U Top This
http://www.hulu.com/watch/29828/the-simpsons-ip-freely
Posted by: I.P. Freely | April 13, 2011 2:07 PM
My name once graced the back of a baseball jersey
Posted by: rusty kuntz | April 13, 2011 4:06 PM
No Dick, probably not, but keep an eye out.
Posted by: Aline Drive | April 13, 2011 4:41 PM
You guys are so immature...
Posted by: Anita Johnson | April 13, 2011 8:27 PM
Rusty, my name was once on the back of my jersey...in the 40 and over slow pitch softball beer league.
Posted by: Phatt Slobbe | April 13, 2011 9:07 PM
Throughout my Major League career, I could reach back and fire the high hard one. Now retired, I've got it all back with Just for Men.
For me, there's only one sign: Ole Number One.
Posted by: Randy Big Unit Johnson | April 13, 2011 10:46 PM
Phatt,
I have a World Series ring....what have you done with your life?
Posted by: Rusty Kuntz | April 14, 2011 1:20 AM
Phatt,
I have a World Series ring....what have you done with your life?
Posted by: Rusty Kuntz | April 14, 2011 1:20 AM
Phatt,
I have a World Series ring...what have you done with your life
Posted by: Rusty Kuntz | April 14, 2011 1:23 AM
He who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
Posted by: a wiseman who once said this | April 14, 2011 7:31 AM
Shame on you, Peter ! Hiding behind a nun's skirt.
I heard that before you left O.C. your surname was Angelos. Whatevah.
Posted by: dave | April 14, 2011 12:33 PM