Peter Schmuck wants you to know that, contrary to popular belief, he is more than just a bon vivant, raconteur and collector of blousy flowered shirts. He is a semi-respected journalist who has covered virtually every sport -- except luge, of course – and tackled issues that transcend the mere games people play. If that isn’t enough to qualify him to provide witty, wide-ranging commentary on the sports world ... and the rest of the world, for that matter ... he is an avid reader of history, biography and the classics, as well as a charming blowhard who pops off on both sports and politics on WBAL Radio. That means you can expect a little of everything in
The Schmuck Stops Here, but the major focus will be keeping you up to the minute on Baltimore’s major sports teams and themes, whether it’s throwing up the Orioles lineup the minute it’s announced or updating you on the latest sprained ankle in Owings Mills. Oh, and by the way, that’s Mr. Schmuck to you.

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Comments
Pete- Is this part of your job as awesome as it seems to be? I'd give quite a bit to trade places with you for the next month. Enjoy.
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Pete's reply: We do actually work, but you'll never hear me complaining about my job. Thanks.
Posted by: Matty B | February 13, 2011 8:06 AM
Pete
Im only 15.......I would need a parent or chaperon to hang in the spots that you frequent.
How about you just appease me with some actual reporting of information we can all appreciate.
Posted by: wayne | February 13, 2011 9:03 AM
As far as upscale restaurants go, Crab & Fin located on St. Armand's Circle is probably the best (although mildly pricey) seafood restaurants in the area featuring delicious and exotic daily fish specials. Also the aquarium at Mote Marine Laboratory just north of St. Armand's Circle.
Posted by: scott | February 13, 2011 9:37 AM
Pete,
I haven't been to Sarasota in over 5 years but the last time I was there, people called me son and I was nearly 60 at the time. The night life probably ends at 10:00 PM.
Posted by: Gil | February 13, 2011 9:54 AM
Im with wayne peters, how about some news on the players progress and views other than the normal stuff you report
Posted by: JT space | February 13, 2011 11:30 AM
Whom is wayne peters?
Posted by: Tim Stoddard | February 13, 2011 11:35 AM
I believe Tim S that JT was referring to me..read a little slower.
I think JT is alluding to the fact that we dont want excuses and cheapness and most of all insulting our intelligence for starters
we need
A IB not an injured former star
A younger 2B
A true SS..or a warm body
dont get me started about 3B
Guerrero is a waste of time and we paid too much
Out Pitching staff is a cheap mans pipe dream
dont get played as JT was meaning..PA/AM only care about the bottom line
playas
Posted by: wayne | February 13, 2011 11:42 AM
Isnt there a little wayne peters in all of us?
Posted by: Ken | February 13, 2011 11:44 AM
exactly wayne
i couldnt have put it better myself my brother
our team is built on cheapness and fading talent from a faded and cheap hierarchy
I must say wayne you are well versed for a 15 year old, as i am in my late 20s and have experienced much but you see the truth for such a young man
congratas
ok smart guys i get "wayne peters" very funny smart asses
Posted by: JT space | February 13, 2011 11:50 AM
ok smitty now i have proof that was you
I told you I was 15 as a ruse but truth be told i just turned14...so there i got you playa
dont play me cuz i will always know
get a life smitty
Posted by: wayne | February 13, 2011 11:55 AM
Very cool....
I've been away for a few days and loooook, there's my name. Wow guys, what an honor.
And you even have someone agreeing with my impostor, while he himself is the impostor...... How can it get better than that?
For the wayne that blames smitty.... Dude, I don't mind if smitty uses my name... I really don't. I don't care if it's smitty, Jim66, Fang, Ferg, SHAM.... you name em....... doesn't matter.
But really, 'cuz', 'playa', etc.... Who uses those words? Are you the anti cool rep in your household? Did you get your head flushed in the toilet in grade school? You poor fella....
As for you Pete,
SInce you write columns only from time to time, and since you only occasionally put up new subjects on your blog, are you still considered full time for the Sun? Serious question...
Also, since you also work for WBAL, will you become a complete Oriole shrill like the boys over at 1057thefan were?
GO O'S
Posted by: wayne | February 13, 2011 12:37 PM
Sorry, but that wasn't me picking on you wayne. It is funny how people live through you though. You love how you hit one's nerves so often
Posted by: smitty | February 13, 2011 1:24 PM
That was not me at 12:37
but thanks for the love smitty
i will no longer engage you
but thanks for the respect
Posted by: wayne | February 13, 2011 3:05 PM
How nice of wayne to tell (ad nausea) how he has been away for a couple of days as a reason for him not posting lol
yes the world has only desktop PCs and the internet is not yet mobile...hahahaha
Posted by: Poog Bowell | February 13, 2011 3:07 PM
oh yeah Poog , if that is your real name....do you think we all are rich with our fancy blackberries and unlimited cell phone use?
i am hear to tell you that i do in fact share a "desktop" with my mother and her latest boyfriend
so no I dont have use of a PC everyday and even if I did I have much more important sites to visit and share my considerable opinions
but thanks for the respect
Posted by: wayne | February 13, 2011 3:13 PM
yes wayne my name is actually Poog
does your desktop still have Workgroups for windows or did you upgrade to WinME yet?
Posted by: Poog Bowell | February 13, 2011 3:23 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if wayne was Peter Schmuck's pseudonym.
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Pete's reply: No, but it would be funny if Peter Schmuck was Wayne's psuedonym.
Posted by: Kevin | February 14, 2011 9:18 AM
It will be my pleasure to meet you in person some time, Peter. If it is in Sarasota, it won't be this spring.
Thanks for doing this blog. With all of the nonsense that goes on here, I'd probably not do it. Or, at least, a heck of a lot less.
Which only makes me appreciate this that much more. I also appreciate your articles and your work at 'BAL -- sports and non-sports.
Give Bogie a pat on the head from me, too.
Posted by: waspman | February 14, 2011 10:23 AM