MCW: Schmuck down
If you didn't make it to the Maryland Championship Wrestling Shamrock Cup event last night at The New Green Room in Dundalk, I guess I'll have to give you the sad details. Though I laid some impressive abuse on Kevin Eck and Ronnie Zukko during the six-man tag team match that kicked off the second half of the show -- and was just about to put the ultimated blog smackdown on Kevin with my laptop -- I was temporarily distracted by Ronnie's henchwoman (a fetching young thing named Kim) and blindsided by Eck, who performed a crude version of an RKO that left me with a wrenched neck and a perfect excuse to take several weeks of sick leave.
I want to thank my boys Fed Up for joining me in my attempt to shut down Ring Posts, and I also want to apologize for letting them down. They put on a great show, only to have me (left) let a pretty young wench divert my attention at the last minute and blow the match. I will not apologize for being a heterosexual, however, expecially after seeing Kevin in a singlet and Cole Calloway in pink spandex.
There wasn't blood, but there will be video. Baltimore Sun videographer Kevin Richardson recorded the whole thing for posterity, so you'll soon be able to witness the treachery that led to this clearly unfair outcome.
Still, I want to thank the wrestling fans in Dundalk for making me feel welcome, in spite of some untoward remarks about the area that I now regret. I was only there for a few hours, so I didn't get to see everything, but you have a very nice Wal-Mart.