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July 25, 2010

MCW: The countdown continues

Just six days until the big six-man tag team match pitting me and Fed Up against Kevin Eck and a couple of guys from his Yoga class. I've been searching the internet for directions to the New Green Room, but apparently even Mapquest doesn't want to spend any time in Dundalk. Either that or they assume that anyone who wants to go there couldn't possibly be computer literate.

I can't wait to get in the ring and show Kevin how we used to do it in the days of Freddie Blassie and Bobo Brazil, and I'm so sure my guys are going to win that I'm raising the stakes. If Kevin somehow finds a way to come out on top, I'm going to offer to pay for both him and Roch Kubatko to get a neck reduction.

Kevin's "Before" picture is above.

Posted by Peter Schmuck at 10:06 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)
Categories: MCW: The Schmuckdown, Schmuck being Schmuck

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The Felix Pie T-Shirt night countdown begins. See Pete's banner everyone. It's right around the corner. Losers!

Posted by: tedb | July 25, 2010 12:07 PM

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