Peter Schmuck wants you to know that, contrary to popular belief, he is more than just a bon vivant, raconteur and collector of blousy flowered shirts. He is a semi-respected journalist who has covered virtually every sport -- except luge, of course – and tackled issues that transcend the mere games people play. If that isn’t enough to qualify him to provide witty, wide-ranging commentary on the sports world ... and the rest of the world, for that matter ... he is an avid reader of history, biography and the classics, as well as a charming blowhard who pops off on both sports and politics on WBAL Radio. That means you can expect a little of everything in
The Schmuck Stops Here, but the major focus will be keeping you up to the minute on Baltimore’s major sports teams and themes, whether it’s throwing up the Orioles lineup the minute it’s announced or updating you on the latest sprained ankle in Owings Mills. Oh, and by the way, that’s Mr. Schmuck to you.

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Pete,
I actually stole that question from George Carlin lol
But thanks for the answer - your the first to give a legit answer to me haha
Posted by: dave in glen burnie | June 1, 2010 2:17 PM
Main Entry: red her·ring
Pronunciation: "red-'her-i[ng]
Function: noun
Etymology: red herring something that distracts attention from the main issue, diversion:
a preliminary prospectus (as for the sale of securities) that is not yet approved by the appropriate body (as the Securities and Exchange Commission)
Posted by: Schmuck + Andy A love story | June 1, 2010 2:17 PM
Pete,
I actually stole that question from George Carlin lol
But thanks for the answer - your the first to give a legit answer to me haha
Posted by: dave in glen burnie | June 1, 2010 2:18 PM
Pete,
I actually stole that question from George Carlin lol
But you're the first person to actually give me a legit answer haha
Posted by: dave in glen burnie | June 1, 2010 2:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWtCittJyr0
Posted by: Anonymous | June 1, 2010 2:34 PM
hey, dave -
did you get that from Carlin?
Posted by: winston | June 1, 2010 2:35 PM
In other news, Texeira was designated for assignment today.
Maybe we should pick up the former Yankee...
Link: http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2010/06/01/mariners-dfa-rule-5-pick-texeira/
Posted by: not brooks | June 1, 2010 2:58 PM
andy - this is your chance to wrong that huge mistake you made 2 years ago.
Posted by: parsons | June 1, 2010 3:09 PM
The Cincinnati Reds were the first PROFESSIONAL team. Obviously there were other (amateur) teams at the time that they played against.
It's not rocket science, people.
Posted by: Christopher | June 1, 2010 3:27 PM
Christopher
It was meant to be a joke. Hence I got it from George Carlin
Posted by: dave in glen burnie | June 1, 2010 3:59 PM
Christopher
Thanks for telling you got it from Carlin 30 times man I think we get it
Posted by: I dont mind you telling us 30 times I just hate it thats all | June 1, 2010 4:07 PM
Pete,
Thanks for giving us something to chuckle about during the winter of our discontent. Brighter days are coming..........aren't they?
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I like the "Today's Featured Comment." Keep them coming.
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