O's: Today's job posting
The Orioles just announced this year's ballboy and ballgirl tryouts. The club will hold interviews on March 6 at noon at the Warehouse for anyone 18 or older who wants to spend the summer in an Orioles jersey, but making substantially less than the $400,000 major league minimum salary.
Question: If candiates have to be 18 or older, shouldn't they be called ballmen and ballwomen. Just asking.
If you want to be considered, show up at the Bud Light Warehouse Bar entrance dressed in business casual attire. It wouldn't hurt if you brought a resume.