Peter Schmuck wants you to know that, contrary to popular belief, he is more than just a bon vivant, raconteur and collector of blousy flowered shirts. He is a semi-respected journalist who has covered virtually every sport -- except luge, of course – and tackled issues that transcend the mere games people play. If that isn’t enough to qualify him to provide witty, wide-ranging commentary on the sports world ... and the rest of the world, for that matter ... he is an avid reader of history, biography and the classics, as well as a charming blowhard who pops off on both sports and politics on WBAL Radio. That means you can expect a little of everything in
The Schmuck Stops Here, but the major focus will be keeping you up to the minute on Baltimore’s major sports teams and themes, whether it’s throwing up the Orioles lineup the minute it’s announced or updating you on the latest sprained ankle in Owings Mills. Oh, and by the way, that’s Mr. Schmuck to you.

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Comments
This feels like a practical joke or something. Like Roger Goodell is going to come out at halftime and say, "Ha, just kidding, you guys don't actually play until 4:00."
Posted by: Steve D. | January 10, 2010 1:49 PM
We know! We're watching the game. You don't have to worry about keeping up. We all see what's going on. Is this really necessary?
Posted by: Morty | January 10, 2010 1:57 PM
Pete,
Why didn't John throw the red flag?????????
Posted by: Larry-ORF | January 10, 2010 2:01 PM
all smiles : ) on this side of the world.
Posted by: Kevin In Iraq | January 10, 2010 6:25 PM