Peter Schmuck wants you to know that, contrary to popular belief, he is more than just a bon vivant, raconteur and collector of blousy flowered shirts. He is a semi-respected journalist who has covered virtually every sport -- except luge, of course – and tackled issues that transcend the mere games people play. If that isn’t enough to qualify him to provide witty, wide-ranging commentary on the sports world ... and the rest of the world, for that matter ... he is an avid reader of history, biography and the classics, as well as a charming blowhard who pops off on both sports and politics on WBAL Radio. That means you can expect a little of everything in
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Comments
Couldn't stomach Mark Hendrickson's performance or did Nolan Reimold get a hold of his soda earlier?
Posted by: Cheyne | May 12, 2009 8:54 PM
Pie had stomach discomfort? Hmm, I understand. The strickeout made me sick too.
'u' is for below the belt.
Posted by: cheap shot | May 12, 2009 8:58 PM
mother nature.
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Pete's reply: Yep.
Posted by: the artist formerly known as jack in hebron | May 12, 2009 9:04 PM
Can we DL him for that?
Posted by: Alex | May 12, 2009 9:14 PM
change of subject a minute...whats up with Wi.Perez down in Bowie? Is he using smoke and mirrors? Still no earned runs allowed this season! How many did he give up in SpringTraining-one?! Isnt he ready yet for MLB?
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Pete's reply: Wilfrido has been impressive from the day he arrived in spring training. Love to see him get a chance up here.
Posted by: jongermany | May 12, 2009 9:34 PM
In my opinion,nobody has been going out to left field since Pie got here,so it wasn't much of a loss.You add all his ML at bats together and here is a player who with all the minor league AB's should be acting like he has a clue.I still don't see anything from him,other than one good catch and one fast home run all year.Hopefully the Pie experiment is over,but somehow,Nolan will be left to rot in the minor leagues while Salazar and Reimhold continue to lose spots to Wigginton(Mr.Never saw a first pitch he didn't like) and Felix Pie.I don't care how you slice it he will never be a productive everyday player in the majors.But again that's just my opinion.
Posted by: Burt from Essex | May 13, 2009 9:52 AM