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Comments
Looks like your official prediction was right through 5 innings. Any chance you want to guess some winning lottery numbers for me?
Posted by: Eish | April 23, 2009 8:35 PM
Well, well Eaton. 6 scoreless innings? Let's see him try to keep that up.
Posted by: Kevin | April 23, 2009 8:43 PM
Pete,
Very nice, Adam getting ahead early in the count, and mixing his speeds well, looks like a different guy out there! Very pleasant suprise and I'm sure Dave and the Bullpen greatly appreciate it!
Posted by: Keith Rowe | April 23, 2009 8:54 PM
Can all you haters please officially admit that Macphail and the front office may know a little bit more about running a major league team (including a pitching staff) than you do......you know who you are....as if Eaton was dog poop or something. I know it's only one start, but the guy is a major league pitcher and NOT A PROSPECT.....there is a difference, let Macphail and company work at the pace that the situation calls for and not blow everything up because of a bad start or two.....
I can't wait for Pie to get straightened out (hopefully) and then there will be so much crow being eaton, there won't be any room left for the humble Pie
Posted by: bill frederick | April 23, 2009 9:02 PM
pete, what a great call! You get major kudos on this one. I chuckled whne you were feeling confident about Eaton's start earlier, 'cause I sure didn't see it comin!
Posted by: MATT GIBERSON | April 23, 2009 9:10 PM