Peter Schmuck wants you to know that, contrary to popular belief, he is more than just a bon vivant, raconteur and collector of blousy flowered shirts. He is a semi-respected journalist who has covered virtually every sport -- except luge, of course – and tackled issues that transcend the mere games people play. If that isn’t enough to qualify him to provide witty, wide-ranging commentary on the sports world ... and the rest of the world, for that matter ... he is an avid reader of history, biography and the classics, as well as a charming blowhard who pops off on both sports and politics on WBAL Radio. That means you can expect a little of everything in
The Schmuck Stops Here, but the major focus will be keeping you up to the minute on Baltimore’s major sports teams and themes, whether it’s throwing up the Orioles lineup the minute it’s announced or updating you on the latest sprained ankle in Owings Mills. Oh, and by the way, that’s Mr. Schmuck to you.

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Comments
it would have been great... we would have had, cherry pie!
( i know its not pronounced pie)
Posted by: DB | March 19, 2009 1:10 PM
hahahaha. Cherry Pie.
Posted by: Basemonkey | March 19, 2009 3:01 PM
hahahaha. Cherry Pie. That makes me think of a Motley Crew video of a song by the same name.
Posted by: Basemonkey | March 19, 2009 3:02 PM
We could have given Rocky a chance to start.
How about Gobble who was released from the Royals?
Posted by: Bill In Elkton | March 19, 2009 10:16 PM