If you're wondering where I am...

...and missing your inning-by-inning updates this weekend, check out this story from the Associated Press in Las Vegas. The NASCAR Cafe at the Sahara Hotel and Casino is offering a six-pound burrito for $19.95 that is free if you can finish it. As an added bonus, diners who polish off the whole thing also get an unlimited roller coaster pass, which creates janitorial possibilities you don't even want to think about.
Okay, I'm not really going to Vegas, but I'll be popping in here a little less frequently today and tomorrow because I'm celebrating my 25th anniversary this weekend with my wonderful wife, who -- coincidentally -- has been married to me for 25 years.
I think you'll agree that anyone who could stay married to me for a quarter century deserves a weekend doing anything she wants regardless of the cost, unless what she wants is a new husband with a better wardrobe.
Maybe, if you're real nice, Jeff Zrebiec will pop in with a news item or two to keep things interesting. I'll be sending in a few things, but I need a couple days off after racing Roch Kubatko back and forth from the Orioles clubhouse all day for two weeks. He's a lot younger than I am, though when he produced his birth certificate many of us were surprised to discover that he was born in Santo Domingo.






The Orioles players who are taking part in the World Baseball Classic are scheduled to report to their teams tomorrow, but Lou Montanez (left) will not be one of them. He was on the provisional roster for the Puerto Rican team, but was cut when the team decided to take 40-year-old Bernie Williams instead.
"I was kind of looking forward to playing against (my) old friends,'' he said.
Never accuse Orioles manager Dave Trembley or Cardinals manager Tony La Russa (right) of not being about to think outside the box. The Orioles have a huge pitching surplus -- from a spring training innings standpoint -- and the Cardinals have a shortage, so the two managers have discussed a plan where the Orioles lend the Cardinals a pitcher or two.
There is a lot on the line for the Orioles and Danys Baez this spring. The club would like some return on the $5.5 million he's guaranteed in the final year of his three-year, $19 million contract, and Baez wants to re-establish himself as a quality pitcher.
Former Orioles manager Mike Hargrove is helping coach the Italian team, but he said again today he wouldn't mind getting one more chance to manage in the major leagues. He quit in Seattle while the Mariners were still in contention a couple of years ago -- supposedly because he had lost the desire to manage the team -- so he acknowledges that he'll have to convince a team he still has the fire to be an effective manager.
Non-roster pitcher Brad Hennessey played down his assignment to be the starter in the Orioles' exhibition opener against the New York Mets.
I know the resemblance is sketchy, and I'm pretty sure Zaun isn't likely to start lecturing everyone in the clubhouse who is opposed to gay marriage about how ashamed their grandchildren are going to be of them, but I thought I'd let you join in a fun little game we play in the press room once in awhile and ask you to pick the cast for a movie about the Orioles.
Don't know why I did it. Guess I was just looking for a little Karma. Maybe someday a giant turtle will show up just in time to bail me out of a major scrape. But that's not where I'm going with this story.
Former major league star Reggie Smith was in the Orioles clubhouse this morning. Smith is the hitting coach for the Team USA in the World Baseball Classic, but was here representing a company that makes custom-fitted bats..
Melvin Mora seems pretty stoked about playing in the World Baseball Classic. He didn't take part in the first one, but he has had a lot of experience over the course of his career in international competition.
The Brian Roberts news conference lasted about 20 minutes, with Orioles president of baseball operations Andy MacPhail and manager Dave Trembley saying all the right nice things about Brian and Brian saying all the right things about the Orioles and the city of Baltimore.
Utility man Scott Moore was waived off the 40-man roster when the Orioles finalized the deal for Ty Wigginton, but he says that doesn't have any effect on how he goes about his business this spring.
Newly acquired pitcher Rich Hill (right) was out on the practice mound at 8:30 a.m. today, getting in some extra work with pitching coach Rick Kranitz and bullpen coach Alan Dunn. The Orioles are hoping that reuniting Hill with two coaches he has worked with earlier in his career will help him get past some serious control issues.
The only significant Orioles absence on the first day of full-squad workouts is newly acquired outfielder Felix Pie, who is the second O's player to have his arrival delayed by visa problems.
Brian Roberts, as promised, spoke to the media minutes ago and basically confirmed that his four-year, $40 million contract extension is all but done. It's down now to getting back lab tests from his physical and holding the news conference tomorrow.
Reliever Chris Ray looked very good on the practice mound yesterday, but maybe it's more important how good he felt today when he woke up. He said his arm feels great and he's very happy with the results of his surgery and rehab.
He was asked if he was uncomfortable with the likelihood that he'll come up in trade speculation at midseason if he doesn't sign an extension himself.
Orioles second baseman Brian Roberts (left) has arrived in camp and quickly deflected questions about his contract negotiations, saying that he won't have anything to say on the subject until Thursday, the day of the first full-squad workout.
Congratulations to Orioles pitcher Jeremy Guthrie, who has been chosen for the Team USA roster for the World Baseball Classic. And, of course, congratulations to Jeff Zrebiec for breaking that news a few minutes ago.
When Kranitz was through, he saw Uehara approaching the media throng and called him out through his interpreter.
Hayden Penn isn't complaining about the bad luck he's had over the past few years. Maybe it's part of the growth process, but he is choosing to look at the bigger picture as he prepares for what might be his last, best chance to stick in the major leagues.
Top 2008 draft choice Brian Matusz wasn't exactly a stranger when he arrived in training camp. Teammate Jeremy Guthrie reached out to him during the offseason and is lockering next to him in the spring clubhouse.
In his first post-workout press briefing of spring training, manager Dave Trembley addressed the inordinately large number of pitchers in camp (37) and explained that the club brought in so many in part because of the number of pitchers coming off injuries.
The Orioles already are taking their physicals and will begin their first pitcher/catcher workout shortly. The first player I saw today was pitcher Danys Baez, who clearly is itching to get started after missing all of last year after Tommy John elbow reconstruction.
Jake Arrieta (left) missed part of the season in the minor leagues last year to pitch in the Olympics, but he doesn't think he lost any time in his development as a potential member of the Orioles starting rotation.
New pitcher Rich Hill was in the clubhouse today and clarified some things in a short conversation with Jeff Zrebiec. He insists that he spun out of control last year because of a back problem and not because of any issue involving his mindset or mechanics.
Top prospect Matt Wieters (right) reported to camp looking a little bigger than last year, and clearly carrying himself with added confidence after his terrific season at Class-A Frederick and Double-A Bowie. He said today that he knows what the score is, but he's still coming to camp to compete for the starting job on Opening Day.
The best part about being a baseball writer is the six weeks or so you spend in Florida or Arizona each spring, though it’s not like you’re on vacation. I always bring golf clubs down here and then use the bag as the world’s biggest paperweight. Training camp starts early in the morning – at least that’s what Jeff Zrebiec and Roch Kubatko tell me – and it’s a seven-day week, so you’re spending a lot of time in a media trailer cranking out baseball notes (me and Jeff), baseball features (Jeff), baseball columns (me) or trying to fake your own birth certificate between MASN shoots (Roch).
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It's not an accident that there was no comment here about Roberto Alomar yesterday, and it wasn't because I was too busy to get around to it or too lazy to tackle a tough issue. I really didn't know what to think and I'm still not sure what to say.