The roast
If you go to Page 6 of the sports section in The Sun, you'll find an almost life-size picture of me in an ad for my charity roast at the Comedy Factory on Oct. 15. I'm allowing a number of local media celebrities to hit me with their best shots to raise money for the Cool Kids Campaign.
Tickets are $25 and you can get them by calling the Cool Kids Campaign at 410-560-1770.
I'm trying to be a good sport, but it's already getting thick. When I asked the organizers what time my roast starts (8 p.m.), somebody said "as soon as you put the apple in your mouth."
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Comments
Anyone who uses the word "schmuck" in any of their jokes should be immediately disqualified.
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Pete's reply: I like the way you think. Too easy.
Posted by: patio | October 3, 2008 12:51 PM
Holding a dedicated roast for you is somewhat redundant when you consider that you get roasted virtually every day in the press box.
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Pete's reply: Can't argue with that.
Posted by: SF | October 3, 2008 12:56 PM
That shirt alone should be cause enough for laughter. I guess your trying to take the focus off of your writing. Man you look like you should be in a hot dog eating contest. lol I could go on and on , to easy. Can you tell Im jealous of your job , I mean watching baseball for a living. Well you do have to watch the Orioles. Good luck with your roast. Just keep telling yourself your better than Roch and mybe you will make it through. Just kidding , good luck Tim
Posted by: Tim | October 3, 2008 4:09 PM
Pete: An almost life-sized picture of you? What did they do? Deliver an entire roll of newsprint with every paper? Good luck for a good cause.
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Pete's reply: Thanks. Hope to see you there. It's only 3000 miles.
Posted by: eastbay trojan | October 3, 2008 8:19 PM
Dude whats with the shoes? lol My 9 year old son was crackn on your docksiders. The outfit is a joke right? You cant really dress like that. Well you do work for the sun. Arizona is a long way from home, could you tell me where the AZ fall league is played like what town or stadium? I live in Tucson and would like to see the kid they just drafted. I hope you know what I said is all in fun and you actually seem cool.
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Pete's reply: Yes, I actually dress like that some of the time, but I'm pretty sure nobody reads me because of my fashion sense. The Orioles who are in the Fall League play at the Surprise, Ariz., spring training complex. The AFL probably has a website that can give you schedule info.
Posted by: Tim | October 4, 2008 9:52 AM
Peter did inherit some good instincts and work ethic from his ancestors but by really working hard, he managed to overcome all of them.
Carl
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Pete's reply: Thanks for your support.
Posted by: Carl LaVerghetta | October 14, 2008 11:47 AM