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October 14, 2008

The heat is going to be on me for a change

Just want to remind everyone that the Schmuck Charity Roast is tomorrow night at the Comedy Factory at Lombard and Light Sts (above Burkes Restaurant). The verbal abuse starts at 8 and there are a lot of people who want to get their licks in, so you better get on the phone and call the Cool Kids Campaign for tickets ($25) at 410-560-1770.

It's a great cause and my ego needs have some air let out of it, so join local media celebrities like Mickey Cucchiella, Bruce Cunningham, Mark Viviano, Steve Davis, "Nasty" Nestor Aparicio, Roch Kubatko and Stan "The Fan" Charles as they take me to task. Comedians Bob Somerby, Pete Eibner and Alabama also will take their best shots when The Schmuck Stops There.

Posted by Peter Schmuck at 3:21 PM | | Comments (6)
        

Comments

Did I really get sixth billing on your list, ahead of only Stan The Fan? Wow. That stings. Now I'm gonna have to rip ya tomorrow night!

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Pete's reply: I knew I could get your goat. Now you'll bring your "A" game.

Roasted Schmuck.... now that conjures up all kinds of images. LOL... Good luck with it Pete and have fun.

With your sense of humor I bet you give it as good as you get it. Those guys better watch out if you have a chance to rebut them. This is one of those rare times when I wish I wasn't in california. I would be there.

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Pete's reply: Thanks for the vote of confidence. I hope I can live up to it.

"Hey you're a Schmuck" is only the beginning. You sure you wanna go through with this, man?

You're gonna get torched, man!

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Pete's reply: Bring it on, my nasty friend.

Schmucker, I'd love to come if I wasn't in Boston. (Though, watching Red Sox fans weep is my own sort of comedy fesitival). Think the 'Roast will make it on YouTube?

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Pete's reply: Good question. I was kind of hoping it wouldn't be saved for posterity.

I heard Barry Bonds was showing up.

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Pete's reply: I sure hope so. He would spice up the occasion considerably.

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About Peter Schmuck
Peter Schmuck wants you to know that, contrary to popular belief, he is more than just a bon vivant, raconteur and collector of blousy flowered shirts. He is a semi-respected journalist who has covered virtually every sport -- except luge, of course – and tackled issues that transcend the mere games people play. If that isn’t enough to qualify him to provide witty, wide-ranging commentary on the sports world ... and the rest of the world, for that matter ... he is an avid reader of history, biography and the classics, as well as a charming blowhard who pops off on both sports and politics on WBAL Radio. That means you can expect a little of everything in The Schmuck Stops Here, but the major focus will be keeping you up to the minute on Baltimore’s major sports teams and themes, whether it’s throwing up the Orioles lineup the minute it’s announced or updating you on the latest sprained ankle in Owings Mills. Oh, and by the way, that’s Mr. Schmuck to you.

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