Peter Schmuck wants you to know that, contrary to popular belief, he is more than just a bon vivant, raconteur and collector of blousy flowered shirts. He is a semi-respected journalist who has covered virtually every sport -- except luge, of course – and tackled issues that transcend the mere games people play. If that isn’t enough to qualify him to provide witty, wide-ranging commentary on the sports world ... and the rest of the world, for that matter ... he is an avid reader of history, biography and the classics, as well as a charming blowhard who pops off on both sports and politics on WBAL Radio. That means you can expect a little of everything in
The Schmuck Stops Here, but the major focus will be keeping you up to the minute on Baltimore’s major sports teams and themes, whether it’s throwing up the Orioles lineup the minute it’s announced or updating you on the latest sprained ankle in Owings Mills. Oh, and by the way, that’s Mr. Schmuck to you.

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Comments
I am a season ticket holder, and I think that stuff is ridiculous! Al had to have a hand in that one too. And no, I don't wear plastic spikes on my head and paint my face. I am a pissed off football fan who appreciates wins. Even when they are far and few.
Posted by: dan mcnay | October 23, 2008 10:51 PM
Hey Schmuck, shut up
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Pete's reply: Never.
Posted by: Jas | October 23, 2008 11:13 PM
Never. I love it. Almost as much as i hate al davis...
Posted by: Dave K | October 23, 2008 11:19 PM
nice shirt schumk!!!do they match your thong!!!! Im understanding your get up says it all!!! just dont let me see you @ the Coliesum!!!!we like dat classic LA gang infested street dat will knock your block off for wearing the wrong color!!! STAY OUT!!!
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Pete's reply: Geez, that post went up awhile ago. Did it take that long to find somebody to read it to you?
Posted by: L A RAIDER | October 24, 2008 12:41 AM
Never seen so many "other" fans coming to be idiots on your blog.
They support everything you are saying about them by there lame posts.
It never occurs to me to goto out of town papers and comment in there blogs/articles. I guess having a full time job makes it hard to find time to flame other cities in there paper.
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Pete's reply: Doug, show some compassion. Being a Raiders fan these days IS a full-time job.
Posted by: Doug M | October 24, 2008 2:53 AM
Inspirational? Damn near put me to sleep.That video is as lifeless as the Raider's offense.
Posted by: Paul B Towson | October 24, 2008 9:15 AM
All my hate and aggression are usually tied up with Steeler players and posts, but afterthis article I'm starting to dislike Raider fans with some of their personal attacks. I'm not from LA or The Bay, but B-More ain't Disney Land!
Posted by: Kevin, Iraq | October 24, 2008 2:17 PM
The Eagles need to get some love when referencing ridiculous theme songs and the like.
Posted by: Lewis | October 24, 2008 7:52 PM