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Have you read this Associated Press story from Wisconsin that documents one man's insatiable quest to eat at McDonalds until he explodes.

Don Gorske of Fond du Lac claims to have eaten 23,000 Big Macs over the past 36 years. He started going to Mickey D's when he got his first car in 1972, and has kept careful track of his burger bender ever since.

Since your wondering, I clicked on my laptop's calculator (Don't try this risky move at home!) to figure out just how many days there are in 36 years and how many Big Macs you would have eat every day to get to 23,000. It works out to 1.75 Big Macs per day.

Frankly, I'm not that impressed. Can't remember the last time I went to a fast food place and ordered only two items. I'm pretty sure if I check my Taco Bell Tabulator, it will show that I've eaten at least 50,000 burritos over the same period.

Posted by Peter Schmuck at 6:26 AM | | Comments (7)
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Wait! You're from SoCal (or close to it) and you can stand to eat at Taco Bell?!?! Come on. You grew up around "real" Mexican food, which Taco Bell definitely ain't! I had to move to Salt Lake City to find that out!

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Pete's reply: Certainly a fair point. If you're looking for Mexican food, you go to one of the myriad of good and great Mexican restaurants, If you're driving through and want a taco, you've got Taco Bell and Del Taco (I like Del Taco better, but didn't think anyone around here would recognize the name. If you want the best drive-thru of any kind, you go to In-and-Out Burger. That's just my opinion, of course, but I'm pretty much one of the leading experts on unhealthy food.

I wonder if he still has the car? I bet it was a '72 Maverick Grabber. Now that was a sweet ride.

Speaking of cars, I was listening to the game while driving last night, and I could have sworn that Fred Manfra kept calling Radhames Liz "What a Mess" Liz. I wonder if that was intentional, or just a Fred-ian slip.


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Pete's reply: It probably was Fred-ian. Nice term.

I've been trying to fit in a comment about Friedgen ... guess your post about 23,000 hamburgers is as good a place as any. To me, he has gone from somewhat disappointing to "he's outta here!" Weren't his best years the one or two immediately after he took over, and was using Vanderlinen's players?

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Pete's reply: I fear you couild make that case, but Fridge is a quality football coach. He just hasn't been able to follow up on that terrific first few years.

I've been trying to find an opportunity to comment of Friedgen. Guess your blog about 23,000 hamburgers is as good a place as any.

To me, Ralph has gone from isappointing to "he's outta here!" Weren't his best years the one or two just after he took over and was using his predecessor's recruits?

you're

Peter, Peter, you've become just another member of the media dispensing inaccurate info.

Dan is from Fond de Mac.

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Pete's reply: You're right. My bad.

When I was a kid, McDonalds used to have a sign that would say "Over 20 Billion Served", or some increasing number which our family would monitor with great interest. I wish they still did that. This guy from Wisconsin should have such a sign in front of his house.


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Pete's reply: He said that was his motivation for keeping track.

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Peter Schmuck wants you to know that, contrary to popular belief, he is more than just a bon vivant, raconteur and collector of blousy flowered shirts. He is a semi-respected journalist who has covered virtually every sport -- except luge, of course – and tackled issues that transcend the mere games people play. If that isn’t enough to qualify him to provide witty, wide-ranging commentary on the sports world ... and the rest of the world, for that matter ... he is an avid reader of history, biography and the classics, as well as a charming blowhard who pops off on both sports and politics on WBAL Radio. That means you can expect a little of everything in The Schmuck Stops Here, but the major focus will be keeping you up to the minute on Baltimore’s major sports teams and themes, whether it’s throwing up the Orioles lineup the minute it’s announced or updating you on the latest sprained ankle in Owings Mills. Oh, and by the way, that’s Mr. Schmuck to you.

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