The long and short of it
Well, that was three hours of your life you're never going to get back. The game felt so long, Hayden Penn recovered from his sore shoulder and still had plenty of time to trip over his suitcase, which has now been packed for three years.
If you thought you couldn't wait for today's game to end, imagine how Alex Cintron felt. He lost a pop up in the sun in the Rangers' four-run first inning, had a soft line drive skip off the top of his glove in their six-run fifth, hit into a double play in the eighth and generally just seemed to be in the wrong place at the wrong time all day.
When he grounded into the eighth-inning DP, the crowd let him have it.
He had a rough day, all right, but when the other team scores 15 runs, there's plenty of blame to spread around.