I’m here to confess my sins. Well, one of them. It’s not like you have all day.
I fell asleep last night with the Mariners leading, 5-1.
Before you go easy on me, I rolled over and made myself fall asleep. It wasn’t by accident. I knew the risk I was taking. I even turned down the volume on my television.
I hate me.
I didn’t know the Orioles rallied to win until checking the reader comments that awaited my approval. The first posting began: “Last night’s victory…”
I assumed that I hadn’t stumbled across a Wizards blog by mistake.
I’ll let all of you decide my punishment. Perhaps I should be forced to:
- Get a marketing job with the Kansas City Royals.
- Stand behind Sidney Ponson in a buffet line.
- Make new reservations for every passenger whose flight was canceled on American Airlines.
- Wash the sheets in Aubrey Huff’s hotel room.
Meanwhile, for those of you keeping score at home, Adam Loewen has been bothered by pain in his left elbow, shoulder and forearm within the past year. But as far as we know, his oblique is fine.
I add “as far as we know” because nobody knew about his forearm until last night.
Loewen obviously tried to ignore the discomfort and pitch through the pain, not wanting to be sidelined again. It’s got to be frustrating for a young starter with so much potential to find it nearly impossible to stay on the mound.
Hopefully, it’s nothing serious, but the Orioles were right to give him extra rest and proceed with such caution. There’s more to his lack of fastball command than just mechanics or inexperience. And the Orioles have to get him healthy, no matter how long it takes. They have other options. He’s not their No. 1 starter. Shut him down and put Matt Albers in the rotation. Or bring up Garrett Olson.
If I’m wrong about this, you can punish me by making me:
- Question Miguel Tejada about his birth certificate.
- Count how many times Mel Kiper says “need pick.”
- Introduce Pacman Jones to my daughter.