AKA Central Park in New York has a $3,000 a night deal that includes a penthouse suite and luxury outdoor beds and al fresco cocktails.

If that seems a little too rustic, Affinia Chicago's Inside Out Suite, includes a bed on the hotel roof for $10,000 a night. It's Manhattan location "offers tents and S'more-making kits to garden suite guests who want to camp out on their brick terraces," according to the newspaper.

"Imagine having your own backyard in Manhattan. That's a really special thing. And then taking it to the next level," John Moser, Affinia's chief brand and marketing officer told USA Today. "Think about when you were a kid and had a backyard and set up a tent and had S'mores and had fun with it. … People love the idea of camping out in the middle of New York City."

Let's see, for $21.75 a night, you can stay in Swallow Falls State Park and sleep under the same stars Henry Ford and Thomas Edison did. For less than $30 a night, you can listen to the Atlantic Ocean from your campsite at Assateague State Park.

And for a mere $200 a night, I'll let you camp in my "inside the Beltway" backyard in Silver Spring, which also serves as home to foxes, deer, red-tailed hawks and bunnies. I'll even throw in a shower and you can watch our TV through the window, as long as you don't mind watching Red Sox baseball and Stanley Cup finals re-runs.

No discounts and some blackout dates apply. Operators are standing by.