The Masters starts in a couple of days which is to say, Tiger Woods will be the main sports story this weekend. Doesn't matter if he adds a fifth green jacket to his wardrobe or not, the most dominant athlete in any sport will be on his favorite stage. Period, end of story.

And that brings us to today's musical offering from our favorite sports songwriter-singer, Ryan Parker. This week, Parker looks at Woods, who is not only the most dominant player in his or any other game but also one of the most well-spoken and most PC athletes anywhere (except, of course, when he's threatening the lives of people who take his picture at the top of his backswing).

So here, Parker takes some creative license in showing us first what we all hear Tiger say and then switches gears to what he imagines Tiger really thinks.