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Yankee goofiness infects Girardi -- sweeet

I admit that in the midst of the NFL draft coming up, the NHL and NBA playoffs and this presidential primary thingee, it had escaped my attention that Yankees manger Joe Girardi had banned candy from the New York clubhouse at home and abroad proving that it's never to early to go into Capt. Queeg mode in the Bronx.

Here we have a an actual purported photograph of the candy and ice cream cooler for the visiting team at our own beloved Camden Yards during the weekend series against the Yankees.  To keep A-Rod and Jeter away from the goodies, it looks like they got Houdini locked up in there.

One can only assume this executive decsion by Girardi extends to officially licensed candy (below) and who knows what impact it'll have on overall MLB revenues?

My favorite line on this comes from Deadspin where they say you know the ban is serious when  Jason Giambi tests positive for nougat.

Photo credit: From www.mymms.com

 

Comments

The best line from Deadspin - "Further proof that Joe Girardi is the Frank Burns of AL managers; he has forbidden the Yankees to eat candy or gum." When Joe finishes telling A-Rod that "Snickers actually weigh you down instead of satisfying you", will Jeter shout, "You tell him ferret face!"?
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This just opens up so many possibilities.
-- Bill O.

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O, by the Way: Bill Ordine has been a reporter and editor for more than 25 years and during that time has covered Super Bowls, major murder trials, township zoning board meetings and bat mitzvahs. In his five years at The Sun, he has been an assistant city editor, pro football writer, poker columnist, enterprise sports reporter and now blogger -- which may indicate his editors have yet to find a job he can get right. E-mail Bill.

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