It's a slow sports news day (You interested in the merger of IRL and Champ Car? Me neither.) so we're bringing out the videos a little early.

This one comes to our attention via Kissing Suzy Kolber, an award-winning Web site that also comes with an NC-17 label. Back to the video -- it's a genre that can be most generously described as suburban rap and is a paean for the 2008 Detroit Lions.

I guess these kids didn't learn from Jon Kitna.