We've asked Ravens fans in our quick poll question this week whether, after the first two games, they felt more confident or less confident that the Ravens would reach the playoffs. One reader sent this literary response in rhyming verse. I added some punctuation (a little habit from when I taught junior high), but other than that, this is all from Burt in Essex. Just to be clear, the opinions expressed are solely those of the poet.
There once was a Super Bowl team
Whose coach had a terrible scheme.
He'd pass when he should run
When it was all said and done,
It was like reliving the same old bad dream.
There was no imagination at all
Just the dunk and the dink and "jump ball."
On third-and-10, they'd go nine
And do it time after time,
And "the Genius" would defend the call
He'd say, "You all would just not understand
My amazing and stupendous plan.
You see, they rotated two
And ran a double zone through.
So I took the shot while I can."
Luckily, we were playing the Jets,
Who in crunch time were as inept as it gets.
They dropped two or three balls
So those terrible calls
Didn't come back to cause us regrets.
So am I as confident as I was before?
Not if anyone is watching the score.
We should be 2 and 0
But it's a long way to go
And if not, let's show Billick the door!
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