Just about a week after promising NFL commissioner Roger Goodell that he was going to mend his ways, stay out of trouble and be a really, really good person, Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones is being sought by police who want to question him about a _________ following a __________ at an Atlanta _________.

If you filled in the blanks and your answers were "shooting," "fight" and "strip club," you win an all-expenses paid trip to Pacman-land, where no one gets to play in the NFL ever again. At this point, Jones is being described merely as a witness. We'd tell you how many brushes he has had with the law since being drafted into the NFL two years ago, but we don't think they've invented a name for a number that high.

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