There has been so much rain this spring that you just get to the point where you have to laugh, especially after this postponement announcement from Eastern Tech athletic director Larry Hall at 8:32 Monday morning:

"Not much sense in prolonging the inevitable, we will not be playing softball at Eastern Tech today.

"However, since the rain may continue, we have arranged for goals to be placed in the appropriate areas of each diamond, and we will play water polo. Please have the girls bring life jackets and they should also write their jersey numbers on their right shoulder in permanent marker. Lifeguards will be on duty. "

That about says it all.