Just when you thought the Kevin Hart debacle couldn't get any sillier, there's word from Nevada that Mark Hodges, Hart's coach, is suing the local school district and school board members in conjunction with the scandal where Hart, an offensive lineman, concocted a story that he was being recruited by California and other schools, only to discover that he wasn't.

Hodges is reportedly seeking $20,000 in his suit, claiming that the school board is seeking to make him the scapegoat for a prank that Hart played.

I'm sure I speak for millions of Americans when I plead for Hart, Hodges and the whole bunch of them to just go away and leave us alone.