Apparently, face and body paints are out of the question for student-spectators at games in Sandusky, Ohio and in Manatee County, Fla.

Sandusky officials are apparently reiterating a long-standing Ohio policy that prohibits face and body painting at sporting events that came into play recently when some girls wore only sports bras and paint to a recent football game.

Meanwhile, in Florida, officials there appear to be willing to allow boys to wear body and face paints to games, but not girls, explaining that no one has ever complained about boys getting painted up for games.

Feel free to insert your own joke here.