Ripped from the bomb-astic tech headlines: Torpedo firings, frontal attacks and nuclear death blows
I continue to giggle at all the online news and blog-post headlines that we see thrown at us whenever "big tech news" breaks.
If something truly major (at least for the geekarati) happens, we inevitability see headlines tinged with violence and military analogies. Sometimes, they're just ridiculous and fun.
A supposedly game-changing product is usually called an "X slayer" or "Y Killer" -- something that will put down an aggressive competitor with a "death blow." Other verbs and analogies are tossed, like "rocked," "bomb," and "nuke."
Let's take yesterday's news about Google readying a new operating system, based on its Chrome browser, that will supposedly compete with Microsoft.
Here are some fun headlines:
* Five ways Microsoft Will Bring the Hurt to Google Chrome (PCWorld)
* Google drops a nuclear bomb on Microsoft. And it's made of Chrome. (TechCrunch)
* Google Chrome: Microsoft Killer? (CNN)
* Ten reasons why Google Chrome OS is no 'Windows Killer.'(Datamation)
* Google launches frontal attack on Microsoft. (Financial Times)
* Why Google's Chrome OS bomb has minimal fallout on Apple (TechCrunch via WashPost)
* Google to Microsoft: It's on (CNET)
* Google launching Chrome OS, firing torpedo into Microsoft (Silicon Alley Insider) -- My personal fave, btw. I mean, they got "torpedo" into a tech headline!
* Chrome OS: A nuclear death blow to smash Windows? (The Raw Feed)
Can you come up with an attention-grabbing headline for the Google Chrome OS vs. Microsoft story? Leave it in the comments below. I'll tweet my favorite ones later today.






