The seat of power
An innocent reference last week to my office at the paragraph factory prompted unexpected responses. You have an office? An office? There was a lurid reference to casting couches.
For the record, that office is where I sit to record the weekly video joke, and the accompanying photo should confirm that it is both an actual office and a modest ten-by-ten-and-a-half-foot one. All that you fail to see on the wall by the door are the bookcase, coat rack, and cuspidor.