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Yeah, it's a lawyer joke

Posted by John McIntyre at 10:28 AM | | Comments (2)


yes, this is a good one, been around a while. I think I am my gf's punishment at times. PS: We are still together, our differences in the serial comma notwithstanding. Here is one that chipped at her armor: A dedication that read, "For my parents, Ayn Rand and God."

And, for the double and triple punchline closer -

As for the lawyer, he will never find one cent in all his fondling. And who said that was really a women.

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John McIntyre, mild-mannered editor for a great metropolitan newspaper, has fussed over writers’ work, to sporadic expressions of gratitude, for thirty years. He is The Sun’s night content production manager and former head of its copy desk. He also teaches editing at Loyola University Maryland. A former president of the American Copy Editors Society, a native of Kentucky, a graduate of Michigan State and Syracuse, and a moderate prescriptivist, he writes about language, journalism, and arbitrarily chosen topics. If you are inspired by a spirit of contradiction, comment on the posts or write to him at
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