Call my lawyer
A piece of more or less impenetrable business prose forwarded by a colleague:
Dow Jones Insight is an automated media analysis solution with the best combination of text mining and visualization technology, an extensive content collection including traditional and social media and superior research methodologies that provide actionable intelligence for proactive communications strategies.
Shouldn’t require heroic restraint to refrain from calling a sales representative, but the bit that caught my eye was actionable intelligence. The writer may understand that phrase as meaning information that can readily be acted on, but to these old eyes it means information sufficient to justify bringing an action — that is, a lawsuit.
They have editors anymore at Dow Jones?