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Mr. Jarrell's academic zoological park

Thanks to Professor Roger Meiners, I discovered the work of Randall Jarrell when I was an undergraduate at Michigan State, and I was instantly taken with his academic comedy, Pictures from an Institution.*

The novel is set at a private women's college called Benton, and it abounds with shrewd, sharp, epigrammatic descriptions of the local fauna, endlessly quotable.

The president: “President Robbins was so well adjusted to his environment that sometimes you could not tell which was the environment and which was President Robbins.”

The president’s “Field Theory of Conversation”: “He always found out what your field was (if you hadn’t had one I don’t know what he would have done; but this had never happened) and then talked to you about it. After a while he had told you what he thought about it, and he would have liked to hear what you thought about it, if there had been time.”

The president’s wife: ”People did not like Mrs. Robbins, Mrs. Robbins did not like people; and neither was sorry.”

The sociologist: “Dr. Whittaker spent his life either explaining things or having things explained to him.”

Dr. Whittaker’s conversation: “[E]ach sentence lived its appointed term, died mourned by its people, and was succeeded by a legitimate heir.”

Flo Whittaker: “She treated you, no matter who you were, exactly as she treated everyone else, so that after she had talked to you a while you almost doubted that you existed, except in some statistical sense.”

I have to stop before I violate copyright. But this is a book you ought to know.

 

* It appears, wonderfully, to be in print again as a Phoenix Fiction Series paperback.

 

 

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John McIntyre, mild-mannered copy editor for a great metropolitan newspaper, has fussed over writers’ work at The Baltimore Sun since 1986. He is the director of its copy desk, an affiliate faculty member at Loyola College of Maryland, a former president of the American Copy Editors Society, a native of Kentucky, a graduate of Michigan State and Syracuse, and a moderate prescriptivist. If you are inspired by a spirit of contradiction, comment on his posts or write to him at john.mcintyre@baltsun.com.

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